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By: Lanny Cox
Kung Fu Haiku!
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Watch young Thomas fly
Oh no, look out for that knife!
That must have sux0red
Sylvia cries out
Oh Please save me soon, Thomas!
My pixel-based hero!
When in level 1
Watch out for the scary boss
He hit hard with stick!
Level 2 scares me
Flying pots hit me on head
I DIE OF SNAKE BITE!
"Hey, angry black man!
Are you Shaft?" I say for fun
"PITY THE FOOL!" he yell
Level 4 is whack
Even wiggedy whack, so
use game genie ok?
I see magician
His head fall off like apple!
Ha ha ha, i larf!
Level 5 comes near
Oh, he a tough customer!
Mister X block kicks!
However, even
Mister X is of no match
FOR SUPER GROIN PUNCH!
I finish the game
"What a ripoff!" i proclaim
Only five levels!
I bring game to clerk
"Sorry, no refunds", he say
Oh, now you say that!
I kick clerk in balls
He writhe on floor in great pain
Isn't Kung Fu great?
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