My apologizes to the people who
have emailed me before 9/19. My sent history on Outlook
has erased the messages I sent out. (I'll recreate the basic
reply to those questions in cases which it is needed.)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Martin Leung"
Sent: Sunday, August 18, 2002 4:24 AM
Subject: Power player "Super Joy 3" (Famiclone?)
ok... hi, i recently bought a Power player "Super Joy
3"
(Famiclone?)and it has a 60 pin in it. I need a 72 pin
to play NES games. Do you know where i can find the
adapter?
Martin
Ebay, ebay, ebay! Search
for "Game Axe" (since these things usually are
sold there as accessories to the portal system) or "NES
Adapter" / "Famicom Adapter".
----- Original Message -----
From: Mike I.
Sent: Saturday, August 24, 2002
10:18 PM
Subject: fuckin fly females
groxx, thanks for the l33t flash movies
you sent chedda and phone. Someday when my skills get better,
i plan to return the favor. I have now seen a total of 6
flash movies that Error has stared in:
-errors day off
-error vs slayer
-error goes swimming
-gtb's movie
-hot in herre
-some movie where error is in a field of daisys
happy error.
Yes, everyone around these
parts are madly inlove with the immovable chubby fat man
who resides in Ruto.
Error appears again in the
background on the newest Flash movie: e-Reader commerical.
----- Original Message -----
From: beatrez
Sent: Thursday, August 29, 2002 6:21 PM
Subject: Nintendo Injuries
Hey,
I`m a fellow NES gamer/collector, Ive got over 700 NES games.
But thats
not why I'm Emailing you. I was intrigued by your injuries
section. I
had a friend who got a nintendo when he was about 7 or 8.
My friend had
leukemia and all he did was stay at home and play nintendo.
Well this
sounds great but after 2 years of solid nintendo play. Day
in and Day out
he developed a weird thing. The way he sat on the ground
actually cause
his leg to bend. The doctor put him in a leg brace and told
him not to
sit on his legs while he played. He did and his leg straighted
out. But
he developed flat thumbs. His thumbs are flat, no curves
on the end at
all. Very weird. e plays video games so much hes ruining
his body. Any
way Send me an email back when you get the chance. I`ve
got a project of
my own going right now heres the link to my site.
http://webpages.shepherd.edu/jbeatr01
Later,
John
UserName - NESgameboy
----- Original Message -----
From: CISSE COUDERE.
Sent: Sunday, September 01, 2002 1:36 PM
Subject: PLS: REACH ME BACK (urgent)
SIR/MADDAM,
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DIRECTOR OF
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NETWORK ON-LINE,IN THE SIERRA-LEONE INFORMATION EXCHANGE
DIRECTORY AS DIRECTOR OF BUDGET AND PLANNING, I AM DIRECTLY
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ARMS- FOR- DIAMONDS AS WELL AS OTHER DONATION FROM INTERESTED
GROUPS WITHIN THE WEST AFRICAN SUB-REGIONS. WITH THE UNITED
NATIONS SANCTION ON THE SALE OF SIERRA-LEONEAN DIAMOND,
THE ARMS-FOR-DIAMOND DEALS WAS INITIATED. UNDER THIS PROGRAMME,
THESE DIAMONDS ARE TAKEN TO LIBERIAN WHOSE GOVERNMENT IN
TURN, TRANSPORT THESE DIAMOND THROUGH DIPLOMATIC MEANS TO
SOUTH AFRICA WHERE IT IS FURTHER SOLD IN THE EUROPEAN MARKETS.
IT IS THROUGH THIS PROCES THAT I WAS ABLE TO ACCUMULATE
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FOR MYSELF WHICH I NOW REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO COLLECT
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DETENTION OF FONDE SANKOH, AND THE PRESENT DISAMARMENT AND
DEMOBLISATION OF ALL FORMER CONBATANTS, I WAS ABLE TO LEAVE
SIERRA-LEONE WITH THIS MONEY THROUGH A DIPLOMATIC SOURCE
IN LIBERIA TO EUROPE WHERE THIS MONEY IS DEPOSITED PRESENTLY
IN A VAULT. I AM PRESENTLY RESIDENT AS A REFUGEE, SEEKING
FOR POLITICAL ASSYLUM WITH LIMITED MOVEMENT AND ASSOCIATION.YOU
DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,AS THE PROCESS OFCOLLECTING
THE MONEY. NOTE THAT YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO COME OVER TO
EUROPE FOR THE COLLECTION OF THE MONEY,AND I AM WILLING
TO COMPENSATE YOU WITH 10% OF THE MONEY WHILE THE OTHER
50% WILL GO FOR INVESTMENT ALL EXPENSES INCURED IN CONNECTION
TO THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE FULLY SETTLED ONCE YOU RECEIVE
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----- Original Message -----
From: ZombieOzzy
Sent: Tuesday, September 10, 2002 1:45 AM
Subject: cleaning guide
hey..i just wanted to let you know that
cleaning your carts with rubbing
alcohol will eventually cause the copper contacts to corrode.
you should use
an alcohol free cleaner such as 409 or fantastik to clean
your carts. thats a
basic rule around the store i work for, gametrader...we
buy and sell and
trade all games and constantly need to clean them. alcohol
free is the way to
be!
fyi...this is also the reason you should
blow in carts...blowing causes
humidity from your breath to condensate on the contacts
of the cart which can
eventually cause the contacts to corrode as well.
the warning on the back of the cart ain't
just for decoration. ;)
geoff
www.thegametrader.com
http://www22.brinkster.com/theresetbutton/
You learn something everyday...
or at least every, like, two weeks.. or something!
I stopped paying attention to those cart warnings after:
'DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER'.
I always thought some nice
chlorine water followed by a hot bubble bath would keep
my carts actively healthy and clean as a whistle. I guess
not. :(
----- Original Message -----
From: Santiago Chiviló
Sent: Friday, September 20, 2002 7:29 PM
Subject: question
hi, i've recently downloaded a smd and a
smc game and i can't run it, 'cause i can't open it, Which
program do i need to run them?
thanks
Fan and member
of NES Player, Gusto Rojo, seemed anxious to "holler
back dude". Take it away Gusto!
Gusto
Rojo: Hola Santiago Chiviló! I call
myself Gusto Rojo. It is nicer to have meet someone from
my own stage(?). I have readed you qusestion understand
your knowledge level is low when dealence with technicals
what have you. I myself related to low memory on technicals
since IIIPgCIII is a dumbass fuckle piece of penis(?)himself.
I suggested you start video player to acceptance into smd
and smc relations. Only you can open up relations inside
of them. My favorite games is Shinobi y Super Mario Bros.*
----- Original Message -----
From: knez0003
Sent: Tuesday, September 24, 2002 11:56 PM
Subject: Games
Hey,
I just have a quick question,
I have been looking everywhere for a good place to get games
for my pocketNES
emulator, and I can't seem to find any. I was wondering,
since you showed the
emulator I use on your site, if you would know of any good
sites I could go to
to download more games for it... I appreciate it.
Thanks again!
Dan
Rom games are
illegal and infringe copyright law! You can be arrested!
Blah
blah! (This is what I would be saying if Nintendo paid
me.) Anyway, (since they don't) these files you
need to play games on your emulator are
getting harder and harder to find on the 'net because of
Nintendo's strong
legal crew.
My
suggestion is to download Kazaa (kazaa.com) and search under
software
for: "NES roms". There's a shared file you should
be able to find that
includes hundreds of games.
----- Original Message -----
From: Mike I
Sent: Wednesday, September 25, 2002 10:56 PM
Subject: butt sex with black nazis
/me testing the brand NEW email account
on silius. Woooooooooooow.
Ah-huh, silius.
The contrasting light to the Myrmid darkness. The goodie
two shoes in the class of webhosts. The... I-don't-know-what
in the I-don't-know-where.
Yeah, we'll
talk about this black nazi butt sex at a different point
in time.
----- Original Message -----
From: Robert Kennedy
Sent: Sunday, October 06, 2002 12:50 AM
Subject: questions
Hey,
I've been reading your mailbag section,
and I have two questions.
1) Do your friends really call you fucktard?
and
2) Are they really your friends?
I don't want to cast the seeds of doubt
into your mind, I was just wondering is all.
Thanks,
Rob
Please take me under your
wing. I need a big brother for help and support as I grow
mentally and spiritually. Will you become my pen pal and
write letters of support, listening to my everyday life
through the written word and commenting to further this
maturing process of development? Perhaps, as we metamorphize
into caring adults, a more personal relationship might be
called forth. Can I live with you?
If so, my phone number is:
337-477-7876. Please call me as soon you possibly can. I
cry for the affection you will hopefully give to me. I also
have hazel eyes and enjoy reading by the beach. I have 1
cat and 2 gold fish.
Follow up: Dear Mike,
From your letter that I have recieved, (which
I will cherish always), I have
surmised two things.
1) Your friends do indeed call you fucktard,
and
2) They obviously have good reason.
I'm sorry this letter could not be as inspirational
as the first, as I have
given up motivational speaking for a new hobby, midget dirtbiking.
Later, fucktard.
Rob.
Haha, hope you don't mind
but this will be going in next mailbag (I guess
that was your master plan afterall, eh?). I use that entire
section to let
my sarcasm flow- er, FLOOD out. Your sympathetic (?) message
was just too
much for me to handle, hence the.. reply.
And for the record my friends
do NOT call me "fucktard". Thank you for
caring, that is, unless you are a leader of some strange
new cult which
leads lost teenagers into your artificially loving arms
only to brainwash
propagandic messaging into their soft depressed mind states
causing victims
to run away from their homes and continue to aid the plans
of your 'quest'
for corrupting the youth, then I must be forced to bid farewell
to thee.
(THERE IT IS AGAIN! SARCASM!)
Follow-up: I have absolutely no problem
with all that stuff going in the next mailbag.
Rob.
P.S., I'm not trying to brainwash you.
(crush, kill, destroy!)
----- Original Message -----
From: Nepenthe
Sent: Monday, October 07, 2002 7:21 AM
Subject: Expansion port?
I have noticed an expansion port on the
NES system, but I can't find any
information on it. What was made to expand the NES?
Shaun
Hey there.
The expansion port was actually going to be used for a linking
multiplayer system of sorts. Obviously, as you can tell
by not finding any
infomation about NES expansions, this idea became a complete
bust.
However,
just recently, a new discovery was made of an NES modem
which
plugged into the port at the bottom. You can read more about
it here: http://www.megspace.com/entertainment/neskingdom/special/lottery/
Hope
that helps.
Follow-up: That helps alot! Thanks!
----- Original Message -----
From: Piasek Knoah
Sent: Tuesday, October 08, 2002 12:38 PM
Subject: Torment you!
Hey,
Why do you think that I am tormenting you?
(note: see your mailbag for August 2002)
I don't even recall sending you an
email.
I only found that I did by being bored at
work and searching my name on the
net. Lucky for you I am an avid game player.
-Confused & continuing to torment you-
knoah piasek 212.584.5352
communications assistant
sirius 1221 6th ave nyc 10020
COMMENT?! Je
ne comprends pas cet email que vous adressez me. Etes-vous
un
stalker? Je ne vous sais pas et vous me faites très
inconfortable avec le
mentionner de "supplice". Me partir s'il vous
plaît et n'a pas endommagé
seul ma famille pour ils sont innocents dans votre jeu tordu
de rançon!
-Michele
B
Follow-up: Michele,
Zut Alors! Your French is terrible!!
Why don't you understand my email? No I am not stalking
you. And why are you
uncomfortable with the mentions of "supplice"?
You want me to leave you and
your innocent family alone in my twisted game of ransom!?
HA HA!
J'ascende la montagne avec le gba e-reader!!
Jaa Mata.
-Piasek
----- Original Message -----
From: alex antonetz
Sent: Friday, October 11, 2002 8:56 PM
Subject: FATASS EXPOSED!
I found this picture of Cannan/Mike/MikeC/Fat
Kid with acne on the
internet...
http://smbfan.silius.net/cannan.jpg
I'd also like to know, where can you find
a copy of Super Mario Bros./Duck
Hunt? I really need one and I can't find it anywhere.
THANKS
Your friend
MikeC/Fat Kid with acne is a very attractive man. Reminds
me of a young and rambunctious Harrison Ford.
To answer your
question, referring to Fike Fetler's NES rarity guide, Super
Mario Bros./Duck Hunt has a F rarity.
Key:
----
F = Fucking dumb are you for not being able to find
it (Formerly SPSYMB = Stupid Piece of Shit You Must Be)
*
