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Vietnam, 1969

I first met Michael "Groxx" Martin Banks IV in 1969.

We were both in Vietnam.

The man saved my life from Charlie.

God damn Charlie.

I remember when Michael set fire to his own platoon in 1970 and was set home dishonorably discharged. He spent many, many years in a mental institute trying to get over the horrors of war.

I remember one time I went to visit him. This would have been 1974. I was 22 at the time. I went into his room, just to see that he had become a sickly skinny man with a giant beard, screaming about how Charlie had poisoned his food. the only way he kept alive was by eating lint on the ground.

It was at least another 16 years before I saw Groxx again. This was 1990. Groxx had finally been released because the hospital went broke. Groxx would scream at ever single Asian person he saw, and one day he came into my radio station.

I had received this radio station from my father, who had retired. Groxx, wanted time on the station to rant about gay people, commies and Asians. Because I didn't want to cause a ruckus, told Groxx he couldn't have any time on my station. Groxx looked dejected and wished himself dead. I decided to help my friend and the man who had once saved my life.

This was when things got really out of hand.

I invited Groxx to live with me. He said to call him Groxx instead of Michael, I do not know where this nick name came from, nor do I care. All I know is that those four months with Groxx were a living hell.

It all came to an end. August 31st, 1990: my 38th birthday

Why you ask?

Groxx tried to kill me.

Yes, the man who once saved me from drowning tried to kill me.

It was because he thought I was a homosexual Satanist who was the anti-Christ. I was neither of those things, first I am pretty much forced to asexuality because what woman would want me? Secondly I, myself, am Jewish and don't believe in the devil.

That's when I forced Groxx out. Gave him a NES I had required and told him to leave.

It was a soul destroying sight. A man. A broken man. In Mickey Mouse PJs, crying. He would not leave, until I came out and forced him into a boarding house.

I do not know what happened to the man after that.