Let's start out by stating the obvious: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ain't that great. When you know I don't dance around the bush about insulting a game your brain should then trigger a tiny little sensory telling you that it must really suck.

Based on the "cult" film and subsequently short-lived cartoon series, the game conversion of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes among all of its exhausting game-play has a couple things going for it . . . hell, let's be honest here, it only has one stand-out selling point: it's damn weird. Please don't e-mail me and try to argue with that logic. We're talking about hopping tomatoes with the scary fang teeth and the tomato sauce blood oozing out of the mouth and the bizzarre story and the--GLAVEN!!

Somehow I narrowed all of the eccentric tomato jokes down to one picture.