At the start of each level you're greeted with a quote from the game programmers which always manages to be random and meaningless.

Stage 1 comments: Some deep thoughts right here I'll tell-you-what. Buddist-type shit.

Stage 2 comments: They've really outdone themselves with this doozy. There's a moral here somewhere, and the search for it is half the fun.

Stage 3 comments: Dives deeper into the simple minds that woven these inspirational quotes.

It seems obvious to me that they are either very depressed/near sucidal or among the growing number of huffing victims. (A sprinkle of this, and a dab of that.)

And they keep on rolling in! Below is a list of some more strange stage openers. Keep on a-rockin'!

Stage 4: The mouse that has but one hole is quickly taken.

Stage 9: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.

Stage 10: In victory, malice. In defeat, revenge. Don't get mad, get bad.

Stage 11: Whomever laughs last gets the last laugh...Usually.

Stage 12: If you're feeling good, don't worry...You'll get over it.

Stage 14: "Come fight beside me," I said to myself, and although it doesn't make sense, I held my own hand as a small sign of trust, and together I made my defense.