YOU DEFEATED SHREDDER AND SAVED THE WORLD. NOW, I CAN TURN BACK TO HUMAN FORM.

So when did Ultra Games decide to re-write Ninja Turtle history? Sacrilege! And answer me this: when did they decide to use commas? Engrish-ish!

THANKS. YOU GUYS HAVE EXCELLED MY SKILLS.

My eyes! My eyes! His "human form" looks like a broken nosed zombie! This representation is even worse than the former "Nutcracker's 'The Mouse King' Splinter." Excelledent!

OH! SPLINTER IS BACK TO HIS REAL FORM. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A PIZZA.

April breaks the awkward silence by suggesting they go out for a pizza pie. She helps to ease the pain that followed after the turtles hear Splinter revealing his real identity as Larry Coen, a Jewish accountant from North Jersey, who was hiding from his painful marriage in the sewers of NYC.

THE ADVENTURE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES IS CONCLUDED. GET THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE.

Alright, I added that last one in myself.