The Battle of the Millisecond!
Alex (Kunio) vs. Mega Man!

Maccam: Welcome everyone to another addition of NES Death Match! We have a great one lined up for you, the fans, so lets not waste anymore time and show everyone my fellow announcer for the night!

Mr. T: I pity the fool, that don't like Mr. T! Now lets cut the jibbah jabbah and get down to the killin!
Maccam: Savory words from one mean son of a gun!

Maccam: Well here we are, it seems that Mega Man has the homefield advantage in this one since this area is taken from one of his games.
Alex: So, this is my opponent!? PAH! He's so small and weak, this is funny!
Mega: So funny you forgot to laugh?
Alex: Oh, I'm laughing. Laughing all the way to the bank with the paycheck I'm gonna get for kicking your @$$!

Mr. T: Mega Man with some sorta fireball there but Alex jumps over it and onto a ledge.
Maccam16: Very observant T.
Mr. T: Watch your lip son. Mr. T means business, with a capital T! And I'm about to get busy on yo @$$!

Maccam: And here comes Mega... OH! A big jump kick, right to the face!
Mr. T: I couldn't have done any better myself!

Maccam: Mega Man has changed his powers now and it seems, Alex has pulled a pipe out of his pant leg!
Alex: I hope you're ready Mega. This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it will me!
Mega: You better ready yourself, this is gonna be sweet!

Maccam: Man oh man! Mega launches a rock at Alex but Alex just bats it back at him!
Mr. T: I thought his name was Mega Man, not Rockman!
Maccam: Oh T, you have a lot to learn!

Mega: CHARGE!
Mr. T: And how! He's charging up his powers!

Maccam: GOOD LORDY WITH A SIDE OF SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

Maccam: AGH! It's blinding!

Mr. T: Where did he go!? We better get the referees decision!

Maccam: He's just as stumped as we are!
Mr. T: Aw hell, give it to Mega, he's the only one who wasn't vaporized!

Maccam: Well that's it folks, stay tuned for some infomercials about spam!