The Battle of the Millisecond!
Godzilla vs. The Dragon from Bubble Bobble!

Maccam: Welcome everyone to another addition of NES Death Match! We have a great one lined up for you, the fans, so lets not waste anymore time and show everyone my fellow announcer for the night!

Ben Stein: Well well, it seems everyone is getting their moneys worth as I, Ben Stein am here!
Maccam: Will anyone be winning your money?
Ben Stein: Since I am the smartest man on the Earth, I am also the richest. I will give the winner of this fight $5000 of my money, that is only if you're smart enough, fast en.... oh nevermind, who evers alive gets my money!

Maccam: It seems we're in a very undisclosed area of New York as there is one house overlooking many others below.
Godzilla: (Insert Godzilla noise here)!
Dragon: GAH!?!?
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Ben Stein: The little dragon seems to be in disbelief over the size of Godzilla!

Ben Stein: My mistake, he was only waiting to encase the giant creature in what seems to be a bubble.
Maccam: Where do we find these people!?

Maccam: Well it seems the dragon has done his job and he's walking back into his very small house!
Ben Stein: But Godzilla is back! The bubble's powers were no match for the weight of the mighty beast!

Maccam: He reached over and ripped that lamp post right out from the ground!
Ben Stein: I'm simply in awe of the power of Godzilla. I hope he doesn't come near me and my money!

Maccam: OH NO! He got smacked on the head!
Godzilla: (Insert Godzilla noise here)!
Ben Stein: UGH! It's hurting my million dollar ears!

Maccam: Now it's Godzilla's turn to walk away!
Ben Stein: Did he win!? Hurry up and give him my money for me!
Maccam: But look behind him! It's Mothra!

Maccam: I think it's safe to say this one is over!

Maccam: Well that's it folks, stick around and watch what ever crap comes on next!