Lisker: Hey, Lisker here and welcome to the forth (or fourth, for our Canadian friends) installment of the death match series.  Today's destined to determine the biggest fat bast...can we say that?
: No, we want to ENCOURAGE them to eat more, not...*shudder*...go on DIETS.
Lisker: Yeah, well, here with me tonight, in case you hadn't noticed, is master chef, unnamed guy from Panic Restaurant!
: *waves* hello.
Lisker: He'll be providing the delicacies for this match, and what a match it i-
: I thought at the beginning I would begin with a nice blend of South-Carribean cuisine and Eurasian des-
Lisker: Ta hell with that, just make shit for them to eat!
: BARBARIAN...
Lisker: *Ahem*......Anyway, in this fight, they're going to find who can eat the most food among them.
: Yah.

Lisker: Time to start the fight!

Lisker: Hosting this fight shall be myself, as hiring a caterer is rather expensive, thus a co-announcer is a luxery...Don't let the cute looks fool you, he's as financially vicious as a law-
Waluigi: I'LL HOST!
Lisker: Waluigi?  I already said I can't afford to hire any-
Waluigi: I'll host for free!
Lisker: You'll...host for THIS site?  For FREE?  .........alright, you've got yourself the spotlight.
Waluigi: YES!!!!!!!
Lisker: And back onstage...

Lisker: The contestants appear to be in place.  Alright, Chef, let's start this madness!

Lisker: And Kirby's off to a magnificent start!  What's your take, Waluigi?  ...Waluigi?
Waluigi:  Alright, Waluigi, this is your big break, your chance to show that you're more then just a cheesy extra.  Not everyone's gonna be as stupid as this guy.....Pull yourself together...concentrate...don't screw up....
Lisker: Waluigi?
Waluigi: GET OFF MY FRIGGIN' BACK!!!
Lisker: Maybe we should just...
Waluigi: Wario, the cod!  Cutting me out of that Christmas special, and look where it's got me!  I'm hosting one of the STUPIDEST 'fights' in history on a lame-ass third-rate site!
Lisker: Back to the fight...

Lisker: Could it be?  ...Perhaps Kirby is, dare I say it...FULL?  What do you think, Waluigi?
Waluigi: Why, YES, Lisker,  Mario Tennis IS one of the greatest games ever!
Lisker: That's not what...
Waluigi: Mario Party 3, a great present for any child, good OR bad, this Christmas!
Lisker: Christmas?  It's the middle of-
Waluigi: And WHY are these games so grand?
Lisker: I've a faint idea...
Waluigi: Because they both star ME, Waluigi!
:This hoodlum is almost as self-centered as Lisker.
Lisker: Get back to your post!
: Ya, you say, but I be on break, eh?
Lisker: Not in the middle of the fight!
: .....Bastard.
Lisker: .........*Ahem* And returning to the fight........

Lisker: And it appears Kirby is off!

Lisker: Look at that!  The cook's actually aging right before our eyes!

Waluigi: Talk about a stressful job...

Lisker: That's frightening...

Waluigi: Don't you have any other sprites of Yoshi?

Lisker: It was the best one on the NES I could find.

Waluigi: Just seems a little tacky, him standing there....and the tongue!  The way you did panel fo-

Waluigi: Never mind.....

Lisker: Just two competitors left...
Waluigi: And they call that an insult?

Waluigi: .....BETTER.

Lisker: Hey.....what's that?
Waluigi: Looks like a blimp...

Lisker: Holy #@%$!!!!!

Lisker: SHAME that the chef had to die...
Waluigi: Why's that?
Lisker: ......I won't be able to pay anyone for catering.
Waluigi: Oh, Lisker, you rogue!
Lisker: HA HAAAA!!!!  Well, I'm content for this fight.  The most expensive & flashy one ever, and it didn't cost me a cent.  That's all folks, g'day to allaya!