Lisker: Welcome, Nes gamers to the second fight brought to you by The Sub-Con Lair!   With me tonight is the fat chieftain from Star Tropics that no one knows the name of!

Lisker: ...That's great.
Chieftain: One must learn the way of the yo-yo.
Lisker: Actually.....uh....I'm not good with yo-yos...
Chieftain: ........Let's just start the damned fight.

Lisker: Well here it is folks, ninjas or striders?  Which are superior?  I, being the controversial man I am, the one who tries to answer forsaken questions that should never be asked, shall yet again cause imbalance among society merely to entertain the constant rabble such as myself whose amusement can be produced with senseless violence!
Chieftain: ...whu?
Lisker: ..........never mind.
Chieftain: Well, one advantage they both possess is that they can use a yo-yo...
Lisker: ...

Lisker: What strong words, expected of such great warriors!
Chieftain: What would you expect?  THEY know how to use a yo-yo...
Lisker: .....

Lisker: And the sword fight has begun!
Chieftain: Now, just throw in a yo-yo, and you might have an actual FIGHT.
Lisker: .......

Lisker: ..............whatta fight.

Chieftain: ...It needs a yo-yo.
Lisker: SHUT UP!!! I'd had enough of your complaints, and have shown the tolerance of the late saints! Your demands to use yo-yos in this fite, Make you more annoying then a mite!
Chieftain: Would you use a yo-yo in a house?
Lisker: I'd rather eat a rabid mouse!!
Chieftain: Would you use a yo-yo on the street?
Lisker: Much sooner you I'd swiftly beat!
Chieftain: Would you use a yo-yo near a bank?
Lisker: But naught the Titanic as it sank!
I would not use it here or there, I would not use it anywhere, for truly I don't #$%ing care!
Chieftain: .....It needs a yo-yo.

Lisker: GAAAAAH!!!!!!  New host!
Lisker: That's more like it!  Back to the fight!

Lisker: Not any better, I see...

Lisker: .........uh, anyway, this has got to end.  No one wants to see this!

<please note that due to the demise of our webmaster, there shall be only ONE announcer, whom shall carry on the narration>
<...................just figure out what's happening for yourself>

<the announcer shall now make a decision>

<......................well, the official rulebook which Lisker wrote five minutes before this fight states that assistance from helpers is acceptable....>

<...however, this character is not from the nes strider rule book also states only moves from nes games may be performed.  So, Ryu's objection is sustained>

Lisker: A classic finish, for which Square Soft could possibly sue us!

Lisker: Don't worry about me, (though I know you don't) I'm okay, just.....going to take some severe mental therapy.....for the rest of my life... Well, until next time.......I'm going to look for a damned fine doctor...