Ever had a problem?..
Ever need a certain type of block?.. Ever feel deprived? Well no
more will you wake in a cold sweat from Tetris nightmares because we at
Nes Fun have brought you this exclusive report.
Approximately 11% of the
blocks are the straight long sticks which you need so much. This is
drastically short compared to the other blocks such as the "L" shaped
figures. We at Nes Fun went under cover to find out the shocking story
behind the shortage of straight blocks.
After
wandering for countless days we eventually found the secret head-quarters
of Nintendo of America. We gained entry to the premisis and located the
office of a Mr. Howard Lincoln. The resulting 6 (six) hours of conversing
led us from many topics such as the downfall of the NES to how we were
able to escape the security guards and gain acsess to the ground
floor. After pursuading Mr. Lincoln with a copy of Color A Dinosaur,
Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt, and a tin of Danish Butter Cookies we were
permitted to explore the rest of the Nintendo of America HQ.
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