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Arnold
Vosloo.
The
new Dark Man
Though
Vosloo is a great villain in the Mummy movies(when he's wearing
sufficient clothing), I have to say he is no good as a hero.
Throughout
the movie he never really shows any signs of actual anger,
even at times when he should be furious, he, rather then yelling,
speaks in a slightly raised voice.
And
he sounds too much like the Invisible Man with that fancy
way of speaking.
No
good. No good at all.
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BEHOLD, the NEW
face of evil!
Okay, a recap
of all the depicted characters: Starting from the left, we've got
some unimportant guy who I don't even remember anything about, then
the Russian guy who has the annoying habit of shrieking "No
one can wear my face!" throughout the movie, Durant once again,
whose being blown to bits in the last film merely put him in a coma,
some annoying cast member who isn't a part of them but is held captive,
and that annoying twit at the end saying crap like "Man, I
think she really digs me", like a lame-ass surfer dude.
Whatta crew.
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Funny, the right
side of Westlake's face was kinda RED, yet in this film, it's BROWN,
giving him the appearance of a lumpy piece of...nevermind. |
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Ah, and on the
left is...this guy. This little fellow is a lot smarter then Westlake,
who has devoted his whole life to the study of a synthetic skin, which
'the guy' knows nothing about, and yet he manages to figure out what
Westlake never could.
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She's HAPPY.
And...strangely...does
that creepy smile not remind one of the Joker?
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What the hell WERE
they looking at anyway? The guy lived in a friggin' WAREHOUSE, for
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It seemed they
were going for Freddy Krueger here, to no avail... |
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Arnold is happy. |
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Arnold has something
to say. |
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"Glasses?
Hmm, Watson, I sense treachery is afoot!" |
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So what IS Durant's
story in this film, and how did he survive from the last film?
Well, after reviving
like Frankenstein's monster, Durant realizes that being in a coma
has hurt his business. He wonders how he can regain a place in the
criminal market, and THEN, it comes to him: He makes new weapons!
Big ones! Stuff that people will buy! Daaaah, he's a GENIUS!
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This woman is a
news anchor who gets blown up. Hooray. One down, a whole cast to go... |
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This is the sister
of the guy who is a blatant exaggeration of Peyton Westlake, you know,
the guy who was a scientist working on prosthetic skin late at night
in his lab, made a break-through, heard the phone ring, reached over
to pick it up, discovered it was Durant and his men, who then trashed
his lab.(boy, sure does sound familiar!) Never really did explain
who the hell she was. |
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