5. Krazy Kreatures
Instructions
Stupidly krazy Krazy Kreatures is!! Very basic a game too. Almost
insults the intelligence. Questionable fun. Can cause seizures and panic
attacks. Game Rules to follow: Match 3 animals. Then 4 things. Next 5
people. 6 monsters in a row. There is no hint number 4. 3 same color tiles.
Question marks can count as anything. Hold the directional button down
to move faster. Challenges harder when screen gets smaller. Points for
the empty spaces at end of rounds. Can also pause and move screen around
by holding select and directional pad. Try it for shits! It is bogus!
Game
known to melt brains !! 
Follow the hints to achieve maximum mental retardation.
HINT NUMBER 1: Leave one space open between a row of kreatures. Build out the ends following this. Then fill the gap to create big row bang.
HINT NUMBER 2: For extra points grab and hold a tile then hide behind one of the left over tiles. This opens the spot previously occupied by you for huge score bonus.
HINT NUMBER 3: TAKE A BREAK NOW AND THEN OR YOU WILL GO KRAAAAAZY !!
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***SPOILER ALERT****All three endings wind up with you in the care of a psychiatric hospital.***SPOILER ALERT****
This space for rent.
It is normal to be seeing a barrage of meatballs opening their mouths; your vision is working perfectly fine. If you begin to have recurrent nightmares involving the meatballs, however, consult a hypnotist.
Where was I just then? My brain went numb. If playing 32 rounds of Krazy Kreatures straight in a row with no breaks benefited me in any way, and saying that it did is a stretch in itself, is that the experience has strenghtened my spiritual faith. I am now more certain than I ever was before, thanks to this game, that there does exist Evil in the world today and It is a living force working harder than ever to steal the souls and minds of our children. Krazy Kreatures has already mentally raped the right hemisphere of my brain. Just say "no" to kreatures that exhibit kraziness, kids! (Partnership for a kreature-free America.)
If you have seen this ending screen before prior to this feature, please--please I urge you to see an exorcist immediately.
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