3. Pyramid
Instructions
Thin Chen Enterprise... Thin Chen Enterprise. Where have I heard
that name before? No, not on those Rent-A-Car commercials. Somewhere else.
Right! Oh yes, now I remember. Our dysfunctional
pals from Sachen! Sachen's Pyramid is best described as a Middle
Eastern poor man's Tetris that has a touch of schizophrenia. Unfortunately
this is the version without any nudity in it (Hacker Int'l released a
version offering good players a chance to see sexy 8-bit ladies), so there
isn't much to keep you playing for very long besides for that splendid
remix rendition of the "Snake Dance" meledy. I hate to be the
one to say it, but the most you will probably get out of this confusing
geometrical puzzler is a laugh or two at the terribly mumbled "ARE
YOU READY?" voice clip that plays when you first start a new game.
Sad, really. Leave Tetris where it belongs in Mother Russia.
Download mp3: "CLARARIGHT?" (Supposed to be "ARE YOU READY?")
(Secret Tip: Listen to it on loop for more than a minute and Satan will come and talk through you.)
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