2. Winter Games

 

This is what the Winter Olympics would be like if Hell froze over and we decided to hold them there. This very well might be the worst sports game on any system. You play four very horrid events in attempt to do nothing. You don't even win a medal or a trophy or anything. After watching the poorly programmed opening ceremony, you get to the main screen. On the main screen you can either play through all the events, pick your event, look at the world records (which are all set by you after you play all the events), or if you're feeling really saucy you can pick to watch the opening ceremony again. Here's a rundown of all the events.

Hot Dog Aerials - You watch from a side angle as your skier does a certain number flips.Sadly, this is the least frustrating one.

Speed Skating - I haven't exactly figured out how to master this, but from what I've played of it you press all the buttons at the same time and watch as your skater loses to the opponent.

Figure Skating - The person who decided to put this event into a videogame must be a lazy programmer. What you do is wait for time to run out, because if you press a button the skating chick will fall on her ass one way or another.

Bobsledding - This happens to be the least painful of all the events, mainly because the average person can figure it out. It does happen to be extremely boring, though.

The game might have been good, if only it hadn't lacked anything remotely close to
fun.