5. Ikari Warriors

 

My brothers and I used to play this game constantly back in the day, for reasons I have yet to determine. Later, when I rebought the game, I could barely play it for more than 10 minutes at a time. Then one day I decided I was going to attempt to beat the game. After a long time of playing, I made it to the end of level three. All that was there was a zombie-looking guy sitting behind a desk. I had nowhere to go and soon missiles started coming and I ended up dying. That's when I finally determined that the game was impossible. It pissed me off so much that I took it outside and destroyed it. The moral of the story: Don't play Ikari Warriors.