..THE BEST OF #NES_CHAT
(Thanks to Qix for sending me a bunch of these)
Last Updated: July 20, 2002
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<LordJD> I've seen everything nude
<LordJD> nothing fazes me
<Qix> even your dad?
<lynx561> everything
<MikeMartinB> He's seen me ;D
<gimmethebaaawl> even your grandma with
tits sagging down to her ankles and a cameltoe
bigger than kansas?
<LordJD> Mr. Banks!
<LordJD> :D
<LordJD> I'll tell you a sick story
<LordJD> tell it to your friends
<Lisker> oh, this one's got drug ues
<Lisker> I like that
<LordJD> grandpa made me take showers with
him
<Qix> ...
<LordJD> one day I got mad and took an "almost"shit
<Qix> ...
<LordJD> he'd clean between my legs and
got a suprise
<LordJD> he got so mad >:D
<Qix> ...
<RandX> I want a plump girl with pig tits
<Pavol_38> hmm
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<Slayer988> **Slayer988 leaves the board
and the darkness of the sky dessapear and the
sun rises again**
<Data> that looks like the same as you are
now
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<DeGen> Wow...
<Pavol_38> GWAHAHAHA
<DeGen> What a dumbass.
<DeGen> He lives an RPG
<Slayer988> Lets try Spanish
<Qix> ah, yes the great ziamabaian
<Slayer988> Hola me llamo Slayer
<Groxx> Hello my name is Slayer
<Slayer988> Yeah
<Qix> *cough* babelfish *cough*
<Groxx> yay, can i have a taco for prize
<Slayer988> Me gusta comer burritos
<Groxx> i only use babelfish for the longer
sentences :D
<Qix> :D
<Slayer988> ...
<Qix> ...
<Groxx> i (sumin sumin) burritios
<Qix> SUMIN!
<Groxx> SUMIN!
<Groxx> SUNNNNNNOO
<Slayer988> What Hax0r mean?
*** _ is now known as Qix
<Groxx> penis, it means, penis
<BionicCommando> its slayers mom.
<Slayer988> You don't know my mom
<Qix> ...
<Qix> yes he does
<BionicCommando> i do.
<Slayer988> No
<Qix> yes
<BionicCommando> i slept with her last night.
<Slayer988> If you know my mom
<BionicCommando> she was pretty good.
<Slayer988> Tell me her name
<BionicCommando> anne
<Qix> Slayers mom
<Slayer988> No
<Slayer988> No
<BionicCommando> KRISITNA NORRI HUMP
HUMP SEX0R
<Slayer988> No
<Slayer988> What Sex0r mean anyway?
<BionicCommando> I HUMPED KRISITNA NORRI
<BionicCommando> IT WASNT BAD.
<BionicCommando> shes a whore
<BionicCommando> she slept whit the whole
nes_chat :D
<RandX> except me X_X
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 cast FIRE spell
on Bionic Commando**
<Groxx> my favorite game is Color A Dinosaur
because it has good gameplay and graphics -the
end-
<Slayer988> lol
<BionicCommando> LYNX THINKS JAWS IS LAME.
<lynx561> except for me
<Groxx> saegwrh
<lynx561> because I kick ass
<BionicCommando> READ HIS FRIDAY THE 1TH
REVIES
<Groxx> !@#~~~!!
<Slayer988> Kazoos are funny?
<lynx561> YES
* Groxx cries for Jaws
<lynx561> I had to add something to it
<Slayer988> What does that mean?
<Groxx> please, a 5 second pause for Jaws
<Slayer988> I like Jaws
<Groxx> DAMNIT SLAYER!
<Slayer988> Dun Dun Dun Dun
<Qix> jaws sux0rs
<lynx561> yes
<BionicCommando> JAWS R0X0RZ
<Groxx> DAMNIT QIX!
<lynx561> its to boring
<Groxx> DAMNIT LYNX!
<Slayer988> What sux0rs mean?
<lynx561> its when a man loves a woman...
<BionicCommando> :D
<Slayer988> Oh
<Slayer988> That's so gay
<BionicCommando> just like you slayer.
<Slayer988> No
<BionicCommando> Yes
<Slayer988> No
<Pavol_38> I guess you're more attracted
to the lower average age of the chatters here
than in #nes2k1.
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<Groxx> yea, i'm only 10
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<Qix> ...
<LordJD> Groxx turns me on, ya hear
<Pavol_38> Yeah
<Pavol_38> Groxx gets your roxx off, eh
JD?
<Groxx> FIGHT THE MAN! KICK HIM IN THE FUCKIN
SHINS!
<Qix> lol
<Qix> bye whoever said bye
<Slayer988> No one can destroy me
<Qix> ...
<Slayer988> HAHAHA
<Qix> ...
<[clawx]> QQQ
<[clawx]> QU QIX QUAN
<Qix> ...
<Slayer988> I was talking with my Master
<Qix> LOL
<Qix> MASTER
<Qix> HAHAHAHHA
<Dark_Man> I have a question!
<theBringerofDeath> ROFL
<Groxx> master? ...
<Slayer988> Yeah my parents
<theBringerofDeath> MASTER
<Hitler> NEIN!!!!
<Slayer988> lol
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* Qix shrugs
<Groxx> drugs
<Groxx> PENIS WRINKLE FAIRY
<theBringerofDeath> GO RIDE A MOOSE
* Groxx gets video camera ready
<ChoAnikiR0X> Shall I flex for him, and
show him the MAN POWER of ChoAniki?
<Coach> Alright, girleys, first I want a
volunteer...
<theBringerofDeath> ROFL
<Coach> Hustle! Hustle!
<Groxx> <Slayer988> Sure, I'll volunteer!
<Coach> This ain't da friggin' girlscouts!
<Crystalis_Mage> but I like girlscout cookies...
<Slayer988> I'm not a girl dude
<Coach> I choose..
<Slayer988> Groxx
* BionicCommando hides from coach.
<Coach> ...YOU
* Crystalis_Mage does the same
<Slayer988> Who?
* Coach plugs Commando
* ChoAnikiR0X too busy flexing his BEEFY CHOANIKI
MUSCLES
<Coach> *PLUG! PLUG! PLUG!*
* Groxx puts a trashcan lid on ASS
* BionicCommando clings onto the wall.
<BionicCommando> haha.
<Coach> Won't help ya now!
<Coach> Yo' MINE, boy!
<Coach> *PLUG! PLUG! PLUG!*
* BionicCommando swings
* Coach is done
* BionicCommando kicks Coach!
<Coach> *ZIP!*
<Slayer988> I'm drinking Mountain Dew
<Groxx> I'm drinking Coke with hard liquor
<Slayer988> I change my name to VampireHunterD
<Slayer988> I change my name to VampireHunterD
*** Groxx is now known as Penis
*** Groxx is now known as Penis
*** Penis is now known as Groxx
*** Penis is now known as Groxx
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> lol
<Groxx> I change my name to Penis
<Groxx> I change my name to Penis
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> Actually those shows are for
14 and over
<Slayer988> Home Movies is kinda funny sometimes
<Groxx> Showtime after midnight is better
<Groxx> >:D
<NESJoe> oh yes
<Slayer988> Yeah
<NESJoe> jax0r
<Slayer988> What jax0r mean?
<NESJoe> jax0r
<NESJoe> hax0r
<Groxx> slapping the meat..
<NESJoe> :D
<NESJoe> masterbauting
<NESJoe> i do it ALL the time.
<Slayer988> Oh
<Groxx> lol
<IIIPgCIII> choking the bishop
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<Qix> WHAT DID I TELL YOU
<Mahatma_Abdul> Jelujes?
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HERE YOU #HYDLIDE FIEND)
<Qix> GET YOUR ASS IN HERE SO I CAN KICK
YOU
<DeGen> Interested in doing some trading?
<Slayer988> What
<Slayer988> What kind of trading?
<Slayer988> Hello?
<DeGen> Was away
<DeGen> NES.
<DeGen> NES/Famicom
<Slayer988> Where you live?
<DeGen> Newfoundland, Canada
<DeGen> We could trade VIA Mail :-D
<Slayer988> How
<DeGen> Well
<DeGen> We both decide on the deal
<Slayer988> Games or Roms
<DeGen> And we both set a date to send out
or games
<DeGen> Games.
<DeGen> Almost everyone in the scene does
it.
<Slayer988> I don't trade my games
<DeGen> I've got good references too.
<DeGen> So I won't be ripping off anyone
<DeGen> Why not?
<Slayer988> Because I have good care of
my games
<Slayer988> Besides I don't even know who
I am
<Slayer988> You are
<DeGen> Dude
<DeGen> Basically
<DeGen> We decide on a trade
<DeGen> And both send on the same day
<DeGen> If you want
<DeGen> I can give you the emails of some
people in the NES scene I've traded with, who
can verify I do not rip people off
<Slayer988> How I'm gonna send you a NES
game o
<Slayer988> How I'm gonna send you a NES
game over a E-Mail?
<DeGen> NO!
<DeGen> The Post Office!@
<DeGen> Actual Mail!
<Slayer988> Oh
<RoyalRanger> W00t
<RoyalRanger> We're getting a new microwave
<Qix> ...
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<[clawx]> hey all.
<[clawx]> YES
<Qix> i'm afraid i don'
<[clawx]> shitso is gone.
<Qix> ...
<LordJD> haha
<LordJD> <Qix> You will be banned
if you quarrel again like that
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<Sisto> You guys are pitiful you couldn't
rape a monkey's ass if it's pants were down...
<Qix> is that supposed to be some type of
insult?
<Sisto> No im not going to go any farther
because some jackass op may ban me for something
that everyone else gets away with
*** Sisto was kicked by Qix (we're not jackasses)
<Trant> Its fun raiding your moms gaped cooch
<Groxx> BOO-YAH
<Tad> That is nasty...
<Slayer988> What is that?
<Tad> Qix ban him for that
<Tad> Like you would to mee
<Trant> Tad, go cry to your mom
<Slayer988> lol
<Trant> Slayer: cooch = vaginal oriface
<Tad> Alright
<Slayer988> No
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*** Topic is '#nes_chat: Where the deer and the
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<Error> I am HARD.
<Error> I am HARD.
<Trant> :D
<Trant> :D
<Slayer988> So it wasn't Groxx?
<Slayer988> So it wasn't Groxx?
<Error> I AM HARD.
<Error> I AM HARD.
<Tad> I am POO.
<Tad> I am POO.
<Error> I AM HARRRRD.
<Slayer988> Because Error is here
<Slayer988> Because Error is here
<Error> I AM HARRRRD.
<Error> I am soft.
<Error> I am soft.
Session Close: Fri Nov 23 21:05:26 2001
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<Tad> Lol
<Slayer988> Sorry Groxx
<Groxx> no problem
*** Tad is now known as Luigi
<Slayer988> I thought you was that guy Error
<Slayer988> Because you quote is:I Am Error
<Slayer988> You have two personalities
<BPZ> or do i?
<BPZ> yes i do
<BPZ> no i dont
<BPZ> yes i do
<BPZ> no i dont
<BPZ> yes i do
<BPZ> no i dont
<BPZ> yes i do
<BPZ> no i dont
<BPZ> yes i do
<BPZ> no i dont
<Slayer988> Decide it dude
<Slayer988> Bye Bin Ladin
<Groxx> if only pigs could fly..that would
be a fun ride
* [clawx] puts a gun in slayers coat.
<[clawx]> ARGH SLAYER HAS A GUN
<[clawx]> EEK
<[clawx]> D:
<Pavol_38> yeah
<Groxx> tackle him to the ground!
<Pavol_38> hey
<Slayer988> Dude Wizards doesn't have a
coat
<Pavol_38> why not put drugs on pizza
<Slayer988> We have a cloat
<[clawx]> EEW
<Pavol_38> cloat!
<[clawx]> WIZARDS DOESNT HAVE A COAT
<Slayer988> No
<[clawx]> SLAYER HAS NOTHING ON.
* Groxx puts MUSHROOMS on his pizza
* [clawx] blacks out.
<Groxx> ha ha..get it ha ha..
<Pavol_38> there you go
<Groxx> corny jokes rule
<Slayer988> I mean Cloak
<[clawx]> Slayer, your not a wizard fag
<[clawx]> SLAYER POTTER
<[clawx]> HAHAH
<[clawx]> :D
<Slayer988> Feel my wrath
<Pavol_38> oh no
<[clawx]> OH NO
<Slayer988> Prepare to meet your doom
<[clawx]> DEAR GOD NO.
<Groxx> Feel the wrath of the BLACK MANTA
* [clawx] prepares to meet his doom.
<Pavol_38> Slayer isn't a wizard fag.. he's
just a regular fag.
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 cast NUKE on Claw
X**
<[clawx]> SLAYER
<Pavol_38> But he has fairies coming out
of his ass.
*** Qix sets mode: +vv Pavol_38 [clawx]
<[clawx]> IM STILL ALIVE!
<Pavol_38> coming out, coming on, coming
around his ass
<[clawx]> ALALALA
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 cast Zoid! on Claw
X**
<Slayer988> **Claw X goes to the 4th dimension**
* [clawx] beats slayer with a stick
<Slayer988> HAHAHA
* Pavol_38 slaps slayer with his penis.
* [clawx] im still in this dimension
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 dodge the attack**
<Pavol_38> I already slapped you, dumb ass.
* [clawx] beats the shit out of slayer with HIS
DEATH STICK
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 attack Claw X with
the Staff Of Ages**
<Rhett> I've been thinling, if China ever
goes to war with us I may start a militia.
<Groxx> i went to a funeral last week and
got drunk :/
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> o.O
<FlowingMindspin> you're a sick, sick man,
groxx
<Lisker> YOU people think you can complain?
<RandX> yes
<Groxx> so did my relatives...crazy family..
<FlowingMindspin> yes
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Lannythegreat> Hehehe
<Lisker> The people in MY school DON'T WASH
THEIR HANDS!!!
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