TITLE: Impersonating times 10 = confusion

<Gamme> Shain, uou are so phat!
*** Sisto is now known as Shitso
<Gamme> Shain, you are so phat!
<Shitso> yay poop~
<Gamme> hey...ever roll a d00bie?
<smb3fanatic> HAVE I?
<smb3fanatic> ...no.
<smb3fanatic> *sniff*
<Gamme> hahahahha, you suK
<smb3fanatic> you are a piece of crap beneath my boot, hahahaha!
<smb3fanatic> ...Hey, Sisto's in #nes_chat
<smb3fanatic> ...Hey, Sisto's in #nes_chat!
<smb3fanatic> ...Hey, Sisto's in #nes_chat!
<smb3fanatic> ...Hey, Sisto's in #nes_chat!
<Gamme> shut the hel up before I rip you, man
* Gamme rips smbfrantactic
<smb3fanatic> you suck.
<Gamme> you sucks candaycane
<smb3fanatic> wtf does that mean?
<smb3fanatic> dumazz?
<Gamme> it means you and your mmoma getting along!
<Gamme> Getting along FINE!
* smb3fanatic kicks gamme's phat/fat ass
<smb3fanatic> #nes_chat is an NES-only IRC chatroom on the esper.net server. RoyalRanger runs a friendly, lamer-free chat room
<smb3fanatic> lol!
<smb3fanatic> get out, gamme@
* Gamme takes a sh!ts0 on smbrfanttic
<Gamme> lol!11!
<smb3fanatic> be free, LAMER@
<Gamme> lol!11!
* Gamme takes a sh!ts0 on smbrfanttic
<Gamme> rand update yoo site
<Gamme> upate your site man
<RandX> ummm
<RandX> maybe some of the other staffers could update?
<smb3fanatic> who cares spapy doent update it rules
<RandX> besides, it's not my site, it's sushis
<Gamme> they suck man
<Gamme> you own it!
<Gamme> rand ownz nes el3t
<RandX> heh
<smb3fanatic> it's el33t, you dumazz!
<RandX> well, c8b and I might start a GC site
<Gamme> Shain, you are so phat!
<RandX> so I won't update el33t as much
*** smb3fanatic is now known as Shain
<Shain> lol!
<Shain> it's true!
<Gamme> gc site?
<RandX> Game Cube
<Gamme> whatz that?
<RandX> I got one last tuesday :D
<Shain> dum newbie systems
<RandX> nah
<RandX> it's fun
* Gamme takes a sh!ts0 on gc
<Shain> lol2!!!!
<RandX> some of the games have NES references
<RandX> O_o
<Shain> cool.
<RandX> if you are going to take a shit on a system, take a shit on the sux box
* Shain shits0s on gamme
<Gamme> go tonuge dirtycarter dumazz
<Shain> you dod00d!
<Gamme> oh yeah, lol!!
* Gamme takes a sh!ts0 on smbrfanttic
<Shain> lol!!1!
<Gamme> oh yeah
* Gamme takes a sh!ts0 on xbox
<Shain> <bill gates>i suuuuuuuuck!
<Shain> lol!
<RandX> :D
<RandX> w00t
* RandX takes a baseball bat and beats the x-box with it
<Shain> i raped college nerds cooler then gats
<Gamme> lol!
<Gamme> Shain you are so phat!
<Shain> i know!
<Shain> i raped college nerds cooler then gats
<Shain> lol!
<Shain> w0t!
<Shain> w0t!
<slayer> w0t
<slayer> w0t
<Gamme> woot.
*** slayer is now known as slayer988
<slayer988> :D
<Shain> evlis is coler on red dwaf
<Gamme> get out of here you stinky man
<Shain> lol~!
<RandX> um lisker
<Shain> lisker sux
<RandX> why are you imping so many differnet people?
<slayer988> :D
<Gamme> like my gramma
<slayer988> im claw
<slayer988> :D
<Gamme> liar
<RandX> I know
<Gamme> you just suc
<Shitso> :D
<RandX> but shain and gamme are lisker
<Shain> the rel claw rules
<RandX> I actually thought they were the real shain and gamme
<Shain> PRANK ATAK!
<Gamme> PRANK ATAK!
<RandX> and shitso and slayer are claw
<Shitso> :D
<Shitso> :D
<Shain> PRANK ATAK!
<Gamme> PRANK ATAK!
* slayer988 attacks a prank
<slayer988> :D
<Gamme> Congats, you been PRANKD!
<Shitso> :D
<Shain> prankd for pr0n!

TITLE: Racism

<Lisker> Garfield and Friends:
<Lisker> BEST ANIME EVER.
<Slayer988> Anime is Japanase animation
<Slayer988> Dude
<Lisker> so?
<Qix> no i thought it was YOUR ASS
<Slayer988> Garfield is no anime
<Lisker> Why is it always RACE with you people?
<Slayer988> I dunno
<Lisker> It has to be JAPANESE?
<Lisker> Why can't he be ENGLISH?
<Slayer988> Yes
<Qix> well lets see
<dan^> translated
<Slayer988> I dunno
<Lisker> YOU'RE the one who's trying to limit our horizons! Don't take my side!
<Slayer988> Ask Akira Toriyama
<Qix> slayer, ask yourself
<Slayer988> OK
<Slayer988> How?
<Qix> I don't know, but you said you will do it
<Lisker> Why CAN'T Garfield be an anime?
<Lisker> Because he's not Japanese?
<Lisker> You K.K.K. bastards make me so SICK...
<Slayer988> lol
<Lisker> Oh, go ahead and LAUGH.
<[clawx]> <slayer988> I LOVE MY KKK BUDDIES
<Lisker> Just like you did for African American equality.
* dan^ is listining to U2 "beautiful day"
<Slayer988> U2 is cool
<dan^> yup
<Slayer988> What is KKK?
<Lisker> Why can't a black man become president?
<dan^> you seen the music video for triple h?
<Lisker> Why can't a white man rap?
<Slayer988> I dunno
<Lisker> And why can't an American cat be JAPANESE?
<Slayer988> Eminem and Vanilla Ice is white rap
*** dan^ has quit IRC (EYE CAINT SPELLE!)
<Qix> well that is CRAP
<Lisker> Are you AGAINST them
<Lisker> Are you AGAINST them?
<Qix> but that's right, RAP IS CRAP
<Lisker> You know what?
<Lisker> Right now, I'm taking a stand.
<Slayer988> Rap sucks
<Lisker> From now on, I'm Japanese.
<Qix> Slayer, you better be there
<Lisker> I have no Japanese blood in me.
<Qix> NBC is expecting you
<Slayer988> Cool
<Lisker> But I'm gonna BE Japanese because I WANT to!
<Slayer988> Sobakasu
<Lisker> Call me Liskerchi.
<Slayer988> Otaku Nichi
*** Lisker is now known as Liskerchi
<Qix> and lisker, I will hate slayer because I WANT to!
*** Liskerchi is now known as Liskerchi_San
<Slayer988> ...
<Slayer988> Ichi Ban
<Qix> i begining to sound like Claw, am I?
<Slayer988> Onata No Make
*** [clawx] is now known as AmericanNinja
<Liskerchi_San> SI.
<Qix> SI.
* Liskerchi_San does Russian dance
<Slayer988> ...
* Liskerchi_San circumcises self, BECAUSE HE CAN.
* AmericanNinja attacks slayer
<AmericanNinja> DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 dodge the attack**
* AmericanNinja rams into a wall
<AmericanNinja> ow.
<Slayer988> HAHAHA
<Liskerchi_San> I am JAPANESE!
<Slayer988> Cool
<Liskerchi_San> I AM JAPANESE!!!
<Slayer988> Onikichi Wa
<Liskerchi_San> You can be ALBANIAN if you WANT to!
<Slayer988> ...
* AmericanNinja throws slayer into the hudson river!
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 dodge the attack**
<Liskerchi_San> And I CAN if I WANT to!
*** Liskerchi_San is now known as Lisker_Hideko
<AmericanNinja> i already f*cking threw you into the river, dumb shit
<Lisker_Hideko> Kenichawa!!!
<Lisker_Hideko> And as I am the only Japanese fellow here...
<Lisker_Hideko> I think that it's quite CLEAR that I know what's an anime or not!
<Lisker_Hideko> Garfield & Friends is an...
<Lisker_Hideko> ANIME!
<Lisker_Hideko> Sayanoora!
<AmericanNinja> :D
* Lisker_Hideko waves good-bye in German
<Slayer988> lol
<Lisker_Hideko> Guess what I don't want to use punctuations I dont have to
<Lisker_Hideko> Another great anime is Simpsons...
<AmericanNinja> :D
Lisker_Hideko> ..though I know TECHNICALLY it's not really an anime as it's from China
<Slayer988> Nope
<Slayer988> No
<Lisker_Hideko> Chow!
<Slayer988> Matt Groening is not janase
<AmericanNinja> yes he is.
<Slayer988> Yes?
<AmericanNinja> yes.
<AmericanNinja> howard the duck!
<Lisker_Hideko> He CAN be if he WANTS to.
<Lisker_Hideko> Howard the duck is the best foreign film I've EVER seen!
<Lisker_Hideko> And I'm not really Japanese!
<Lisker_Hideko> Bonn Voyag!
<Lisker_Hideko> Hasta lego!
<Lisker_Hideko> ...what's 'janese' anyway?
<Lisker_Hideko> Qix, you're a fellow Asian man, right?
<Lisker_Hideko> Bloody Americans, the only time they don't talk is when you WANT them to(which isn't often)
<AmericanNinja> :D
* Lisker_Hideko goes off to play international soccer
*** LannyCox has joined #NES_Chat
<Lisker_Hideko> But I can't decide, for which team!
*** Qix sets mode: +v LannyCox
<Lisker_Hideko> Lanny, my German friend!
<LannyCox> SIEG HEIL!!
<Lisker_Hideko> Hasta lego.
<Slayer988> Hello Lanny
* Lisker_Hideko bows
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> Is Hasta Luego dude
<Lisker_Hideko>You think you know Spanish more then me just because I'm not Hispanic?
<Lisker_Hideko> Heir Lanny, there are some CERTAIN seedy elements that think you can't be any nationality you wish, is this true?
<LannyCox> Yes, it is.
<Lisker_Hideko> No, it's not.
<LannyCox> But i am, and always will be Germanic.
<Lisker_Hideko> Because you're suppose to be Canadian.
<Lisker_Hideko> And here you are, being German.
<LannyCox> HEIL HITLER!!! ICH BIEN UN ROX0R!!!!!
<Lisker_Hideko> I'm CONVINCED Garfield is an anime.
<Lisker_Hideko> Which it is.
<LannyCox> It has the eyes....
<Lisker_Hideko> See? Si?
<LannyCox> No vicious rape tho. :-D
<Lisker_Hideko> Damn.
<LannyCox> Cept for that time Odie jumped on Jon, and Jon was like "cut it out!".
<Lisker_Hideko> Foreign films, always more lenient.
<Lisker_Hideko> <Slayer988> Is Hasta Luego dude
<Lisker_Hideko> Oh REALLY?
<Lisker_Hideko> Just because I don't happen to be Hispanic, I don't know Spanish, is that it?
<Lisker_Hideko> Well guess what...
*** Lisker_Hideko is now known as Lisker_Sanchez
<Lisker_Sanchez> I AM.
* Lisker_Sanchez bows
* Lisker_Sanchez knows sumo wrestling
*** Lisker_Sanchez is now known as MexicanNinja
<AmericanNinja> D:
<MexicanNinja> Y00 sux0r d00d
* MexicanNinja plays football...FUTBOL DE NORTAMERICANO.
<LannyCox> .... american football sux0r dix0r. I LIKE AUSSIE FOOTBALL! OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY!!
<MexicanNinja> I can be Australian if I WANT to be!
*** MexicanNinja is now known as Crocadile_Lisker
<Crocadile_Lisker> ...OY.

TITLE: Slayer: The Keeper of The Seven Keys

<Slayer988> Well I'm Slayer
<Qix> ...
<Slayer988> The Keeper Of The Seven Keys
<Qix> and i'm Qix
<Slayer988> So
<Groxx> tell, Mister keeper, what do these keys open?
<Qix> keeper of the Nintendo Power Prono sheets
<Groxx> pr0n
<Slayer988> No
<Qix> yes
<Slayer988> NES Sites
<Slayer988> My cave
<Groxx> the keys open NES sites
<Qix> nes sites... my cave...
<Slayer988> Yeah
<Qix> THOSE ARE VERY LAME ANSWERS!
<Slayer988> My bike
<Groxx> oh okay 100% clear to me
<Groxx> your bike too? quite handy
<Qix> yes
<Slayer988> The key to the portals of the darkworld
<Qix> very handy
<Slayer988> Thanks
<Qix> ah, the darkworld
<Slayer988> I'm wizard
<Qix> so it opens that hole in my backyard?
<Qix> your a wizard?
<Qix> my mommy says wizards are evil
<Slayer988> Yes
<Groxx> so these 7 keys open NES sites, your bike, and portals of the darkworld? sounds about right
<Slayer988> Half human/Half demon
<Slayer988> No
<Qix> meaning your related to RandX?
*** lynx561 is on IRC
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<Slayer988> Actually the keys are to open new diemsnsions
<Qix> new dimentions
<Groxx> in the devil world?
<Qix> your changing you mind too much
<Qix> and i don't like it
<Slayer988> And times of the story
<Slayer988> No
<Slayer988> That's the true
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<Qix> times?
<Slayer988> Yeah medievals times
<Qix> now, i believe all that other crap, but i don't believe time
<Slayer988> I can travel into the time
<Groxx> ...
<Groxx> are these keys on eBay?
<Slayer988> OK
<Qix> i think you are a insane person living under a sporting goods store that sells guns in southern miami, aproxmently 3.4 miles away from the orange bowl
<Slayer988> No
<Slayer988> OK
<Slayer988> Enough Sci Fi
<Slayer988> I'm just kidding
<Qix> am i close?
<Slayer988> No
<Groxx> its nothern miami, isn't it?
<Slayer988> The Name The Keeper Of The Seven Keys is my name in the NES scene
<Qix> who said you were in the NES scene?
<Slayer988> Because I the keeper of my favorites NES sites
<Slayer988> Yes I said that
<Qix> we've been here for years and were not members
<RandX> ummm
<RandX> yes we are
<Qix> ...
<Groxx> i'm not
<Qix> shut up you
<RandX> anyone who participates in NES discussions is in the scene
<RandX> no
<Qix> back to slave work
<RandX> 3y3 \/\/1ll hax0r j00 Qix
<Qix> i hired you for 2 weeks, now back to work!
<Slayer988> lol
<Qix> dumb mexican midget
<Groxx> they're the worst..
<Slayer988> I'm not mexican
<Groxx> that damn Lisker
<Slayer988> Oh
<Slayer988> Lisker is mexican?
<Groxx> yes
<Qix> no
<Qix> okay lisker is, but so is "rand"
<Slayer988> Ran X is mexican?
<Qix> yes
<Slayer988> David Mollet doens't sound like a spanish name
<Qix> ...
<Qix> he legally changed it
<Slayer988> Without offenses dude
<RandX> I'm English/German actually
<Slayer988> My real name is Rafael Castro
<Qix> his orignal name is too hard to pronouce
<Slayer988> Is not
<Slayer988> I live in venezuelda for 7 years
<Slayer988> Venezuela
<Qix> no randx's orignal name
<Qix> ah
<Groxx> rand, do u know my friend Paco Rodriguez?
<Qix> do they make peas down there?
<Slayer988> I live here since I was a 8 year kid
<Qix> Venezuelda souns like a pea making place
<Slayer988> I'm the only one who knows Spanish very well in the NES Scene (I think)
<Groxx> i know some
<Slayer988> Is Venezuela dude
<Qix> no, you haven't met Paco Rodriguez
<Qix> oh whatever, it still sounds like a pea making place
<Slayer988> I was living in the capital Caracas
<Slayer988> It doesn't
<Qix> ah, that's a russian horse isn't it?
<Slayer988> No
<Qix> yes
<Groxx> Caracas? do they make maracas? ...hahaha
* Groxx puts head down in shame
* Qix knees Groxx in the face
<Groxx> gracias
<Qix> ...
<Qix> i'm am not Miss Piggy
<Groxx> muy bien!

TITLE: IRCops: Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do??

*** DeGen sets mode: +o Groxx
<DeGen> It's funny
<DeGen> Cause even if I was gonna cheat
<DeGen> Groxx would of won :-D
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<Slayer988> What is the prize?
<Groxx> hehe
<DeGen> Ops :-D
<Pavol_38> a cock sucking from Data
<Slayer988> Cool
<DeGen> Shit
<DeGen> Guys
<DeGen> He's a op from DragonWeyr
<DeGen> So he's probally an IRCOP
<Pavol_38> ROTFL
<Data> Very good.
<Pavol_38> eesh
<DeGen> Data: Just incase....Slayer did it.
<Pavol_38> So what's going on here?
<Pavol_38> Never realized that.. ROTFL
<DeGen> Data: To what do we honor thy presense?
<DeGen> Or is it Presence?
<DeGen> I think it's Presence..
<Data> Presence, and it's complaints about Groxx that brought me here.
<DeGen> GASP!
<DeGen> GROXX!
<Groxx> lol
<DeGen> YOU MUTE BASTARD!
<Pavol_38> about Groxx
<DeGen> OK Mr. Data
<Groxx> what i do now?
<DeGen> Seeming how the Owner isnt here
<DeGen> I shall take all duties..
<Pavol_38> And you had to pick him as an op, DeGen.
<DeGen> Now what seems to be the problem with.....
* DeGen slies at Groxx
<Slayer988> **Slayer988 cast MUTE spell on Groxx**
<DeGen> ....Groxx...
*** DeGen sets mode: -o Groxx
<Groxx> awwww
<Sisto> AH DATA! THE #POKEMONHAVEN DUDE
<Data> Apparently he's one of several people that have been running around various channels, spamming them, and then leaving.
<DeGen> Just incase...I don't need more trouble with IRCops
<DeGen> Groxxxxxx...
<DeGen> Is thhiiiisss gentleman telling the truth?
<Groxx> hey...Slayer told me to, honest!
<DeGen> WHAT!?
<DeGen> SLAYER!
<Sisto> pokenmon suckjs
<DeGen> DAMN IT SLAYER!
<DeGen> WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT BRAINWASHING GROXX!
<DeGen> HUH?!
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<Data> If Slayer told you to jujmp off a bridge, would you? :)
<Pavol_38> God damn it, Groxx did it, so kick his god damn ass.
<Slayer988> What?
<Data> jump
<DeGen> OK, OK
<Slayer988> I didn't tell nothing
*** Qix sets mode: +vv Data WhiteRob
<DeGen> We can settle this..
<Pavol_38> IF Slayer told you to suck my cock, would you?
<Slayer988> No
<DeGen> If Mr. ....Data is it? If Mr. Data leaves, and I dont' get in trouble, then Groxx stops.
<DeGen> Fair?
<Pavol_38> :D
<Pavol_38> It could be a Ms. Data
<DeGen> Only men like Pokémon...
<DeGen> ...
<DeGen> ...
<DeGen> or little kiddies...
<Groxx> ..
<Slayer988> Pokemon sucks
<DeGen> Errr, Mr. Data, you AREN'T a little kiddie right?
<Groxx> or fat 20 year olds
<Slayer988> lol
<DeGen> Yeah. Like me..
<DeGen> SHIT
<DeGen> WAIT
<DeGen> I MEAN NO!
<Qix> lol
<Slayer988> lol
<DeGen> OK
<Data> This is a snippet I was sent from the channel #tokyo_teahouse earlier today... like about 30 minutes ago.
<Data> ** IIIPgCIII has joined #tokyo_teahouse
<Data> *** Groxx has joined #tokyo_teahouse
<Data> <Groxx> ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Data> *** Groxx has left #tokyo_teahouse
<Data> <IIIPgCIII> lol
<Data> *** IIIPgCIII has left #tokyo_teahouse
<DeGen> GASP!
<Pavol_38> hmmm
<Pavol_38> it could be worse
<DeGen> GROXX! YOU BASTARD!
<Pavol_38> bahahaha
<Groxx> imposter! i tell ya! imposter! where's my lawyer?
<Pavol_38> ONE LINE SPAMMING
<DeGen> TOKYO IS THE RICHEST IN OUR ECONOMY!
<DeGen> WHAT'S NEXT?! ARE YOU GONNA FLY A PLANE INTO THE TOKYO DOME?!
<DeGen> HUH?!
<DeGen> ARE YA?!
<Pavol_38> :D
<DeGen> GO TO YOUR ROOM!
<Pavol_38> ROTFL
<DeGen> YOU NON-OP!
<Data> Btw, to answer your questions: 1) it's Mr. 2) No, I'm not a kiddie. Or a fat 20-year-old.
<DeGen> Data: That's good to know
<DeGen> We frown on Kiddies and Fat people here/
<Pavol_38> yeah
<Qix> ...
<DeGen> Chicks are fine. Good 'ol turtle.
<Qix> I've been gone for 20 minutes and look what you've all did
<Data> Ok, well, whatever. Just be aware of the possible consequences of your actions, OK?
*** DeGen changes topic to '#nes_chat: Where the deer and the antelope work. | http://lamenes.myrmid.com/choco.html | NO FAT CHICKS'
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* Qix runs to a corner and cries his eyes out

TITLE: Espanol in #nes_chat

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<Slayer988> Si bastante
<Slayer988> Si bastante
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<Paco_Rodriguez> HOLA!
<Paco_Rodriguez> HOLA!
<`Jin> ¿
<`Jin> ¿
<Paco_Rodriguez> COMO ESTAS????
<Paco_Rodriguez> COMO ESTAS????
<`Jin> ¿
<`Jin> ¿
<Slayer988> Hola
<Slayer988> Hola
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<`Jin> ¿
<`Jin> ¿
<`Jin> ¿
<`Jin> ¿
<BPZ> Hola como esta usted
<BPZ> Hola como esta usted
<Luigi> EVERYONE RAID #SEGA
<Luigi> EVERYONE RAID #SEGA
<Mahatma_Abdul> Sali, tu eres un bastarde
<Mahatma_Abdul> Sali, tu eres un bastarde
<Luigi> DO IT
<Luigi> DO IT
<Paco_Rodriguez> ME LLAMO PACO
<Paco_Rodriguez> ME LLAMO PACO
<Mahatma_Abdul> BANNED
<Mahatma_Abdul> BANNED
<Slayer988> I'm the only one here who know spanish very well
<Slayer988> I'm the only one here who know spanish very well
<Luigi> SONIC IS A POO HEAD
<Luigi> SONIC IS A POO HEAD
<`Jin> ESTOY MUY MAL
<`Jin> ESTOY MUY MAL
<Mahatma_Abdul> Sali, tu eres un bastarde
<Mahatma_Abdul> Sali, tu eres un bastarde
<Paco_Rodriguez> I LIKE TO SMUGGLE ILLEGAL DRUGS OVER THE BORDER, COME JOIN ME
<Paco_Rodriguez> I LIKE TO SMUGGLE ILLEGAL DRUGS OVER THE BORDER, COME JOIN ME
<Luigi> I was charged with PREACHING NINTENDO in there
<Luigi> I was charged with PREACHING NINTENDO in there
<Slayer988> No gracias
<Slayer988> No gracias
<Mahatma_Abdul> Uds. son unos bastardes
<Mahatma_Abdul> Uds. son unos bastardes
<BPZ> Ustedes loco, verdad
<BPZ> Ustedes loco, verdad
<Paco_Rodriguez> Si, si! Bein $$
<Paco_Rodriguez> Si, si! Bein $$
*** Qix sets mode: +vvv BPZ Groxx Luigi
*** Qix sets mode: +vvv BPZ Groxx Luigi
*** Qix sets mode: +vvv Mahatma_Abdul Paco_Rodriguez `Jin
*** Qix sets mode: +vvv Mahatma_Abdul Paco_Rodriguez `Jin
<BPZ> uds. son loco, verdad
<BPZ> uds. son loco, verdad
<Mahatma_Abdul> I think I shall use that for #megaman
<Mahatma_Abdul> I think I shall use that for #megaman
<Paco_Rodriguez> Adios! Next crack shipment is in
<Paco_Rodriguez> Adios! Next crack shipment is in
<Slayer988> Creo que Mahatmu_Abdul es un loco
<Slayer988> Creo que Mahatmu_Abdul es un loco

TITLE: Groxx Blunt

<PgC> reefer
<PgC> greenbud
<PgC> grass
<PgC> trees
<PgC> weed
<PgC> pot
<Groxx> Lanny
<Groxx> Cocaine
<PgC> lanny
<Groxx> Groxx
<PgC> who calls it lanny?
<Sisto> I like the spandex because it makes each little muscle in your butt look like a little tv -dad from the brak show
<PgC> im gonna go smoke a lanny
<Qix> ...
<Qix> you're sick
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<PgC> ewwe
<Groxx> i'm gonna roll a Groxx
<PgC> excited?
<PgC> lol
* LordJD is turned on by this Groxx
<PgC> joeys in a jam what should he do?
* Sisto throws the Groxx at claw
* PgC is lightin a large groxx
<PgC> blazin a groxx
<Groxx> joey should smoke some Groxx and forget about it
* Sisto laughs as the claw eats the Groxx
<Sisto> HAHA EAT THE POO
* [clawx] hates shitso.

TITLE: The Great Fall of Sisto

<Sisto> *** Lisker has joined #OSUBuckeyes
<[clawx]> god i love this place
<Sisto> <Lisker> Suk mah ballz!
<Sisto> *** Lisker has left #OSUBuckeyes
<Sisto> *** Sisto sets mode: +b *!janus@209.152.66.116
<Qix> lol
<Qix> I found that quite funny
<[clawx]> :d
<Lisker> You're an ass who seems to cause nothing but trouble whenever you come here
<Lisker> even Qix hates you, and he's an understanding guy
<Sisto> Me cause trouble
<Qix> maybe he has this football, that he wants you to suck that air out of
<[clawx]> LOL.
<LordJD> no idling
<Lisker> I don't even do anything, and the ass starts getting all ****y
<Sisto> Your a fag Qix
<LordJD> if I wasn't there, he'd be alone
<Qix> ...
<Lisker> De-voice him
<Qix> i wouldn't be talking sisto
*** Qix sets mode: +m
*** Qix sets mode: +vvv dan^ Lisker LordJD
*** Qix sets mode: +vv Sisto [clawx]
<[clawx]> yay
<Qix> sorry about that
<Sisto> Yea
<[clawx]> yeah.
<Qix> everyone is voiced
<Lisker> De-voice him
<Sisto> Hmm...
*** Qix sets mode: -m
<[clawx]> POOP
<[clawx]> sisto
*** RoyalRanger sets mode: -vvv dan^ Lisker LordJD
*** RoyalRanger sets mode: -vv Sisto [clawx]
<[clawx]> why dont you go to the IRCops hmm
<LordJD> haha @ smb3fan
<Sisto> Because they are dumb
<RoyalRanger> The new microwave is IN
<Qix> you're calling IJ, and Data dumb?
<Sisto> Yes they are dumn
<Sisto> They are not dumb when they are smart
<Lisker> lol
<Lisker> Tell us more
<Sisto> NO POOING In THE POOL JD!
<RoyalRanger> ...
<Qix> ...
<Sisto> JD was pooing in the #AdultSwim pool
<Sisto> *** Sisto sets mode: +b *!*@ca.216.202.175.215.gtecablemodem.com
<Sisto> * Timer 1 activated
<Sisto> * Timer 1 halted
<Sisto> *** LordJD was kicked by Sisto (I know this is Adult Swim so NO POOING IN THE POOL!)
<Sisto> FLOODING
<Qix> sisto, we don't want to know what's going on in your chat
<Qix> and stop with the flooding
<Sisto> Qix = not funny
<Sisto> Ban him please
<Sisto> Since I would get banned for that
<Sisto> And flooding
<Sisto> Or im telling IRCops
<RoyalRanger> Ban who?
<Sisto> JD
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<LordJD> lol!
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<Sisto> Flooding, flaming
<b^man> hi
<RoyalRanger> What has he done in MY room?
<Qix> sisto i have one word and 2 letters for you
<Qix> NO!
<Sisto> Wow, I did not even summon them
<dan^> hi b^man
<b^man> hi
<RoyalRanger> hi
<Qix> hello!
<b^man> hi all
<b^man> hows it going
<dan^> good
<[clawx]> good.
<Sisto> RR = He was flooding and flaming at the same time
<LordJD> heyo
<LordJD> I think Sisto is on crack
<Qix> well, it's not in this chat
<Lisker> He's causing trouble...
* Lisker cries
<[clawx]> i didnt see jd do anything.
<Qix> sisto, we have no reason to ban JD
<Lisker> DO something, Kazul!
<Lisker> He's a bad man
<dan^> sisto, you have a thing for causing trouble, don't you?
<Sisto> I was banned from #Dragonweyr!!!
<Lisker> No wonder, you're MEAN!
<dan^> i know what happened
<Sisto> I did nothing
<Qix> yeah
<Sisto> LOOK WHAT HAPPENS
<Lisker> You were causing trouble
<Sisto> PEOPLE ARE SAYING NASTY STUFF NO PUNISHMENT
<Sisto> I WALK IN IM BANNED
<Qix> what?
<Lisker> you came here and started swearing at everyone
<Sisto> ACK
<LordJD> haha
<Qix> hey
<Sisto> WHAT?!
<Sisto> Thats it
<Qix> ACK is my word
<LordJD> your bitch can't help you now
<LordJD> go cry cry away
<dan^> you read that book, "trouble for beginners" didn't you?
<Qix> lol
<Kazul> Alright
<Kazul> Lord, don't flood anymore
<Lisker> He's mean
<Kazul> You can get in shit for that
<Sisto> This is rediculous!
<Kazul> Sisto has been told if he has problems with this channel, to leave
<Sisto> I have the right to stay
<Kazul> But if you start bugging him in query or in other channels
<Lisker> Not if you cause trouble
<RoyalRanger> No you don't
<dan^> you read chapter one "complaining for cooky crappers" didn't you?
<Kazul> Then the ircops get involved
<Kazul> So, basicly I'm saying that you can ban him for any reason
<Lisker> He was insulting the ircops too
<Kazul> Because this is *your* channel
<Kazul> I know
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<Lisker> And the guy who runs this, insulted him too
*** dan^ has left IRC
*** dan^ is now known as IRCop_chief
<Sap> hey
<IRCop_chief> I'm taking you in, sisto!
<Lisker> Witness! I am witness!
<IRCop_chief> hi Sap
<Qix> y0!
<Lisker> I have witnessed his SINS!
<Sisto> Dan is an IRCop?
<LordJD> yes he is
<LordJD> he will K-line you if you harass me again
<LordJD> :(
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<IRCop_chief> You'll be spending 10-30 seconds in the slammer for flooding and complaining!
<Sisto> I did nothing to you JD and you damn well no it
<Sap> i no it!
*** IRCop_chief is now known as dan^
*** dan^ is on IRC
<LordJD> lol!
<Lisker> liar
<Lisker> you are mean i know it
*** dan^ has left IRC
*** dan^ has quit IRC (Killed (Contention (Hm, stop that.)))
<Lisker> you told me i bathe in ****
<Sap> hahha
<Contention> Too late.
<Lisker> only you didn't censor it
* Lisker cries
<Sisto> This is it.
<Sap> contention #1
*** dan^ is on IRC
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*** Qix sets mode: +b *!*@zvl-dialup-108.msmisp.com
<Sisto> I am tired of getting harassed
<dan^> hi again
* Qix goes for the Kick
<dan^> i got in trouble for inpersonating
<Lisker> YOU harrassed ME
*** Sisto was kicked by Qix (GOAL@#!)
<LordJD> He hurt my feelings :(
<Lisker> he's offensive
<Qix> he's banned!
<LordJD> thank you Qix :)
<Lisker> no wonder everyone hates him
<dan^> yay!!!!
<Kazul> Now, I would say to leave the ban on
<Lisker> yay!
<Qix> yeah
<dan^> he complains too much
<Sap> whites are offensive.
<Kazul> Considering he is giving us shit in dragonweyr
<RoyalRanger> I'll probably put him on the A-Kick list
<Lisker> He's always been like this at the board it seems too
<Qix> we will
<Qix> can i do that
<RoyalRanger> Because I'm sick off him coming into MY channel, whining about anything and everything, causing trouble, threatening to get us all K-Lined, than have the gaul to tell ME that he has a right to do what he wants in my channel

TITLE: Pass the atomic...crutons

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<RoyalRanger> hello
<Atmc_Sld> HELLO.
<Atmc_Sld> I AM AN ATOMIC SALAD. HOWEVER, SADLY, MY DAYS ARE COMING TO AN END.
<RoyalRanger> Hmmmmm...
<RoyalRanger> I like eating salad.
<Atmc_Sld> THE LITTLE FLAKES OF LETTUCE ARE WILTING. THE TOMATO SAUCE THAT GATHERED ON THE BOTTOM OF MY TUPPERWARE SHELL IS HARDENING INTO A STICKY SUBSTANCE.
<RoyalRanger> Yummy
<RoyalRanger> I must eat it before it goes bad
<Atmc_Sld> ALL SEEMS LOST.
<Atmc_Sld> AND YET, I RADIATE A TOXIC NUCLEAR RADIATION.
<RoyalRanger> lol
<RoyalRanger> Dangerous

TITLE: Heated, political debate interrupted by Super Mario 64.

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<Groxx> *cough cough cough cough* #nes_player *cough cough cough cough*
<lynx561> maybe you should see a doctor
<Groxx> *cough cough cough cough*
<Groxx> Only one thing that can cure this sickness..
<Groxx> Why, by visiting NesPlayer.com, of course!
<Groxx> 10 out of 10 doctors agree!
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<Rhett> hi all
<Lumaga> dood
<Rhett> is Rand still banned?
<Lumaga> are you for this war?
<Rhett> :D
<Rhett> what do you think
<Lumaga> D:
<Rhett> common, it is the largest attack against the U.S. in history
<Groxx> all hail rhett, the leader of the nes militia
<Rhett> we didn't even loose 6,000 in the Revolutionary war
<Lumaga> and i should be against it because of that?
<Lumaga> er, for it
<Rhett> we should go after anyone who is responsible, or who hides them
<Rhett> should we just wait and let them shove more planes at us?
<Lumaga> of course not
<Lumaga> but we do not have conclusive evidence on who was behind this
<Groxx> heh
<Lumaga> so why are we attacking afghanistan?
<Rhett> the NSA have direct and collaberating evidence of phone conversations between Osama and Atta right before the attack
<Rhett> and thewy also have it recorded
<Rhett> when we asked Afghanistan to hand him over, they said no, so do we wait ntil Osama goes to a more "U.S. friendly" country?
<Rhett> damn typos
<Lumaga> rhett
<Lumaga> they have not released any evidence
<Lumaga> they only SAY they have some
<Lumaga> but do not say what it is
<Rhett> they showed our allies, which convinced them
<Rhett> even Turkey, and Russia, which are not friendly to the U.S. agree with our evidence
<Rhett> you can't technically speach of it because you have not seen it
<Rhett> speak against it I mean
<Groxx> what about bin Laden's latest video?
<Lumaga> and how do you know of this evidence if they have not made a statement
<Rhett> man, I need more then six hours of sleep a day D:
<Lumaga> saying "THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE"
<Rhett> too many media leaks Lumaga :D
<Lumaga> lol media leaks
<Lumaga> like
<Lumaga> everything military related in the media is carefully regulated by the CIA
<Rhett> they don't have that much control over it
<Lumaga> they only release what they want us to know
<Rhett> all the CIA can do is block some foreign sites from U.S. viewership
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<Lisker> hey
<Rhett> if that is so, why did Bush have to put a black out on Congress?
<Groxx> i think the US media tells a little TOO much sometimes
<Lisker> MAYBE, whenever they list the top ten reasons why terrorists should use anthrax...
<Rhett> if Congress leaked too much then why didn't the CIA clean it up?
<Lumaga> ?
<Lisker> ??
<Rhett> Lumaga, Bush put a moratorium on what all congressmembers can see, except for key intelligence committee members a blackout was placed on them all
<Rhett> because they leaked too much to the media
<Lisker> They do.
<Lumaga> :O
<Rhett> if that was the problem, why didn't the CIA clean it up....if they could?
<Lisker> I personally am one of those people who realize that we shouldn't be told EVERYTHING, as it's not just us, but often the enemy, that learns of these important facts
<Rhett> okay Lumaga, I see your silence as agreement to my case
<Rhett> let me bring up another questio, maybe you can reply to it
<Lisker> TRY ME.
<Rhett> Osama has been linked to over 6 other bombings and attacks on the U.S., from assaults on the CIA headquarters by a suicidal gunmen to blowing up millitary barracks to blowing up a United States Ship, shouldn't a man like this be taken out even if he's not linked to the planes?
<Lumaga> yes, but i find it quite uncanny that we are only going after him like this now
<Rhett> I'm not talking to you Lisker, but I'd like to see you reply
<Lisker> THANK you.
<Lumaga> why didn't we try to get him after he had a bomber blow a hole in the USS Cole?
<lynx561> Lumaga, if you want to talk about Laden being innocent go over to #tokyo_teahouse
<Lumaga> ?
<Lisker> Lisker's views on the dropping of food over Afghanistan(funny how they'll jump to help people who wish to see us all burn in hell, but leave our own poor to wither and die)
<Lumaga> i did not say he was innocent
<Lumaga> i am saying we have no evidence he was guilty
<Rhett> because Bill Clinton was a coward, using the millitary only to get his sex scandels out of the newspapers
<Rhett> when 290 Marines died at a barracks he did nothing
<Lumaga> is that not the basis for this country?
<Lumaga> innocent until proven guilty?
<Groxx> replying kinda late..
<Groxx> don't foget the US Embassy..even if somehow he is NOT directly involved with the recent tragedies, it's a good first step to go after one of the biggest leaders of these terrorist attacks
<lynx561> America is also about freedom, not ppl dying
<Lumaga> well then rhett
<Lisker> Clinton screwed up, matter of fact. No, his sexual relations were not a problem, it was what his desperation to cover up his sexual relations that was the problem.
<Lumaga> why didnt we get him when he bombed the WTC 8 years ago
<Lumaga> clinton had no major scandal there
<Lumaga> and dont give me that he was new in office crap
<Rhett> when some serbs got killed he decided to lob some missiles
<Rhett> a court of law is not valid with people like Osama, perhaps we should have tried capturing Hitler for trial??
<Lumaga> rhett, hitler slaughtered millions of innocents
<Lumaga> and was proud of it
<Lumaga> but unlike hitler
<Lisker> And there's talk that he was perhaps secretly gay
<Lumaga> osama has not been proven to have done this
<Rhett> yes, Clinton had no major scandel when over 200 marines died, but he did when a few serbs got slaughtered, that was during his impeachment
<Rhett> not to you
<Rhett> but to the Arab world and our allies, which is enough
<Lisker> WHO is YOU?
<Rhett> You is Lumaga, who must clear any and all wars the U.S. goes into
<lynx561> me
<Rhett> hehe
<Lumaga> CONGRESS
<Rhett> Congress authorized Bush power to go after Bin Laden
<Lisker> The tabloids, NBC....
<Lumaga> congress did no such
<Lisker> what was the target in between the two?
<Lumaga> bush is allowed to send troops anywhere he wants for 60 days
<Rhett> wanna see the order congress gave to kill Bin Laden?
<Lumaga> and is given 30 days to pull them out
<Lumaga> under the war powers act
<Lumaga> he doesnt need congress's permission
<Lisker> Whatever the case, whether we stop terrorism, unless he cowardly(and probably will)runs off, Laden's screwed
<Lisker> (REGARDLESS of whether we stop terrorism, I mean)
<lynx561> Ladens been screwed
<Lumaga> its bin Laden
*** Lisker is now known as Ben_Laden
<Ben_Laden> Not to be confused with ME, BEN Laden
<Lumaga> thats like me saying someone's name (MacDouglass) is really just Douglass
<Ben_Laden> I don't know about THAT, I'm just a guy named BEN.
<Ben_Laden> I'm SORRY, did Lisker's dropping of BIN Laden's first name DISTURB you?
<Rhett> here it is
<Rhett> http://clerkweb.house.gov/floor/current.htm
<Rhett> H.R. 2975, the Patriots bill to combat terrorism
<Rhett> to give George W Bush any and all means to combat terrorism
<Ben_Laden> MARTIAL LAW.
<Ben_Laden> What a great show!
<Rhett> and to Assign a letter of Marque as designated in the Constitution to protect the U.S. the letter of Marque is for piracy but it was modified for Osama
<Ben_Laden> You mean Laden.
<Rhett> sounds like Congress did it's job
<Lumaga> ?
<Ben_Laden> You mean getting Laden?
<Lumaga> i am not understanding
<Rhett> the House passed it and I believe the Congress passed it the next day, which was yesterday
<Ben_Laden> They're gonna GIT Laden
<Rhett> basically Lumaga, it is a hit on Osama Bin Laden's head
<Lumaga> there's been one on his head
<Ben_Laden> You mean Laden?
<Lumaga> thats why he's been on the FBI's most wanted for years
<Rhett> well this one is Congressionally sanctioned
<Ben_Laden> Ladin is evil.
<Rhett> this is one step below a declaration of war
<Ben_Laden> YOu should kill him.
<Ben_Laden> Kill ladin
<Lumaga> rhett, do you think that the recent anthrax cases are linked to al qaeda?
<Ben_Laden> Is he a subsidiary of ladin?
<Lumaga> lol
<Lumaga> i'm not talking to you
<Rhett> Cheney hinted at it in a new conference, I wouldn't directly relate it to Laden but to muslim extremist
<Ben_Laden> That's not nice.
<Ben_Laden> That's not nice at all!
<Lumaga> even though anthrax is naturally occuring, and that there have been outbreaks in previous decades?
<Lumaga> in fact
<Lumaga> http://www.vetmed.lsu.edu/whocc/outbrks.htm
<Rhett> another fact Lumaga
<Ben_Laden> Who is ladin gonna kill?
<Rhett> 17 cases have been recorded in thirty