THE BEST OF #NES_CHAT VOL. 2 Feb 12, 2002 to Feb 1, 2003

<Slayer988> I'm leaving the so called the scene
<Slayer988> I'm fucking tired of those flamers on the board on the chat
<Slayer988> I'm tired of those persons like Claw X and Dan doing nothing more than flame at each other
<Slayer988> Take the Dan's topic as a example
<Slayer988> What do you see?
<Slayer988> Kids flaming at each other
<Slayer988> that is the reason of why I'm not making a topic on your board
<Slayer988> i could start another flame war on your board
<Slayer988> i would be back someday when the scene gets better
<Slayer988> maybe when everybody start to act like adults
<Slayer988> not like kindergarden kids
<Slayer988> this side of the scene is gonna die very soon
<Slayer988> your board is turning into a aplce where people flame at each other
<Slayer988> i think this turning into a world war
<Slayer988> next thing you know
<Slayer988> the other side of the scne takes over our side
<Slayer988> some sites would get hacked by Capn
<Slayer988> your board is gonna get flooded

<Villgust> You have nice ass cheeks groxx for wigger they rocks

<IIIPgCIII> Rumors were going around that my math teacher was a black belt, and he always denied it, but I got proof
<IIIPgCIII> http://www.aikido4nassaucounty.com/faculty.html
<IIIPgCIII> He's the 2nd from the top

<smbfan> IM NOT A FUCKING HOMO
<LannyCox> sure you aren't.
<LannyCox> go play golf, homo
<smbfan> So does Tiger Woods
<smbfan> I also play basketball
<Qix> ROFL
<LannyCox> yes, you said that 20 times.

<smbfan> Your just a show off
<Qix> okay
<LannyCox> because i enjoy listening to the comedy stylings of Claw and Ippy, and picking on homos.
<smbfan> And your probably some rapist
<Qix> and a athlete doesn't show off?
<LannyCox> Yes
<smbfan> You want to pick on a homo? GO PICK ON FUCKING ROSIE ODONNELL!
<LannyCox> Even a golf playing athlete? :D

<IIIPgCIII> I have a Jason cart and a JV cart, both possibly from Jvincion
<LannyCox> i bet J.V is Jason vincion

<Weird-Edsel> I wrote a song for Cobain back in 1990, but the asshole said it sucked.
<LannyCox> :D
<IIIPgCIII> lol
<LannyCox> he detests mainstream turds like you, dave :D
<Weird-Edsel> It was called "Twilight and Sunshine on a Star-Filled Night"
<Weird-Edsel> it went something like this....

<Qix> smbfan are you a hetrosexual?
<JaFool> Man Qix you are harsh
<Qix> are you?
<Qix> just answer it
<JaFool> Hetro?
<Qix> just answer it
<JaFool> Dont believe I am

<NESJoe> JALEEL WHITE ROCKS YOU IN THE FACE

<LannyCox> Claw could wear a white pullover and be confused for the Michelin Man.
<Qix> HAHA
* NESJoe smack lanny
<NESJoe> BITCH
* LannyCox giggle at Claw's girly slaps
<NESJoe> IM FATTER THEN THAT FUCKER 

<Jackalneo> can i change the topic?
<lynx561> NO
<lynx561> DEVIL
<Nintendoh> lol
<lynx561> TOPIC CHANGE BAD
<RoyalRanger> kill me once, shame on me
<RoyalRanger> kill me twice, why the hell was I alive again?
<lynx561> ARGGGGGGGGG
<Nintendoh> *gasp*
<lynx561> RR RULES WITH AN IRON FIST
<Nintendoh> RR cussed
<Qix> YES
<Qix> I WONDER HOW BIG THIS FIST IS?
*** Jackalneo changes topic to '#nes_chat: Mama's got the magic of some cheap ol' paint-peeling detergent from the dollar store. Bob Ross RIP'
<RoyalRanger> big
<Qix> *GASP*
<Qix> is it made of steel?
<Jackalneo> http://www.nesplayer.com/flash/bladesofsteel.html
<RoyalRanger> ...
<RoyalRanger> no iron
<Nintendoh> *inhales making a sound of breathing in air*
<Qix> have you ever lived in flordia?
<Jackalneo> "We'll put a little vondike brown on the fan brush..." - Bob Ross
<Nintendoh> no
<Nintendoh> why
<RoyalRanger> http://www.excitementmachine.org/picturedump/pictures/fist-big.jpg
<Jackalneo> ...but sooooooo hot
<RoyalRanger> Big Fist
<Qix> have you ever lived in a bush?
<lynx561> hahahah
<Nintendoh> Um
<RoyalRanger> ...
<Jackalneo> later fellas
<RoyalRanger> Well
<Jackalneo> ...
<lynx561> Bob Ross quotes #1
<Nintendoh> A couple times yeah
<Jackalneo> and to smbfan...
<RoyalRanger> Didn't Rhett live in an alley?
<Jackalneo> goto poopoo
*** Jackalneo Quit
<Nintendoh> har har
<Qix> ok
<Qix> that's a big fish
<Qix> err fist

<DeGen> Ann Landers is an old bitty.

<lynx561> you know what would have been funnier lanny?
<LannyCox> I wANT TO SEX0R J00 B00TY
<Qix> refresh
<Qix> do what you need to do
<lynx561> is if you were wearing a dress when you jumped into your door
<Qix> it's now offical
<Qix> hmm
<Qix> that WOULD of been funny
<Qix> lanny in a dress
<lynx561> see?
*** Qix sets mode: +oo CookieMonster Groxx
<lynx561> funny stuff
<Qix> claw
<Qix> IM me
<Qix> on AIM
<LannyCox> :D
<LannyCox> you're right
<LannyCox> dammit, now you've got me considering it :D
<lynx561> do it
<lynx561> call it "nesplayor:revised"
<LannyCox> hahaha
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<LannyCox> ill do it tomorrow
<LannyCox> when i have someoen to film
<lynx561> sweet
*** Qix sets mode: +v LannyCox
<Qix> are you really going to put on a dress?
<LannyCox> yes :D
<Qix> i have to see this
<Groxx> Put NES PLAYER SEX0R SEXAY WOMEN on a paper this time.
<Groxx> Perhaps with boobies under that.
<Qix> lol
<lynx561> yes
<lynx561> then you can have mass appeal
<LannyCox> rofl
<Qix> haha
<lynx561> everyone knows that when a guy dresses like a chick, its funny
<LannyCox> i agree
<CookieMonster> lol
<LannyCox> and when the scene sees LANNY dressed as a chick they're all like ":D"
<lynx561> yep
<lynx561> even pgc, who is a hardcore skat fan, will love it
<lynx561> :D
<LannyCox> I'll still look better as a chick than Turtle or Frying Omelette.
<LannyCox> lol
<LannyCox> there's like no hardcore skat fans in the scene :D
<LannyCox> degen, jackalneo, `jin.. that's about it

<lynx561> whats your favorite nes game involving a guy with a bionic claw for an arm?
<NESJoe> What are my choices?
<lynx561> ...every nes game
<NESJoe> Oh
<NESJoe> OK
<NESJoe> I choose mickey mousecapedes
<lynx561> DAMMIT
<lynx561> MICKEY DOESNT HAVE A BIONIC CLAW
<NESJoe> what?
<NESJoe> Minnie does
<NESJoe> she does mickey in the ass with it

<NESJoe> Sister Act made me laugh.
<lynx561> that about wraps it up

<RoyalRanger> WTF?
<RoyalRanger> I just heard this loud crack of thunder
<RoyalRanger> But it looks fine outside
<RoyalRanger> Only partly cloudy
<IIIPgCIII> that was a tree
<IIIPgCIII> or your on a opium binge
<Rhett> OMG!!!
<Rhett> you're cursed
<RoyalRanger> ...
<RoyalRanger> NOOOOOOO!!!!
<Rhett> your ISP DOESN"T WANT YOU TOO SEE IT!!!
<RoyalRanger> lol
<Rhett> hehe
<RoyalRanger> No wonder
<RoyalRanger> "Porn" was its only good excuse for blocking the search
<RoyalRanger> They can't block "Evil Spirits"

<Qix> you know
<Qix> when i die, i'll ask god one thing
<Qix> What in the hell is grimace?

<Weird-Edsel> God dammit...you guys are white pieces of ignorant trash. I am leaving.

<Qix> if lynx's mom died in a car wreck when he 4... and his parents are getting divorced...
<lynx561> My dad got re-married...
<Qix> that means....
* lynx561 looks around franticly
<Qix> HE'S A STEPCHILD
<NESJoe> gasp!!!
* lynx561 cries
<lynx561> not true
<Weird-Edsel> I AM A STEP AWAY FROM DEATH
<Weird-Edsel> I mean
<Weird-Edsel> A STEP CHILD!?!?!?!?!?!
<lynx561> when did I saw my mom died in a car wreck?
<Weird-Edsel> AHhhhhhhhhhh
<NESJoe> Goodnighty nes chat
<NESJoe> SAW
<NESJoe> I SAW
<NESJoe> HAHAHA
<Qix> ....
<Qix> dan's infamous log
<lynx561> eek
<Qix> it says your mom died in a car wreck
<lynx561> heh
<lynx561> :D

<Weird-Edsel> CHANGING SUBJECT: Is the GBA worth 69 bucks?
<Weird-Edsel> since the price went down, I might get one....
<Qix> 69?
* Weird-Edsel ceap ass
<Qix> i would pay 68 or 70 for it
<Weird-Edsel> 69.99 bucks
<Qix> but not 69
<Qix> oh...
<Qix> 69.99 that's quite interesting edsel...
<Qix> i didn't think it was possible to have it THAT price
<Qix> what do you think lynx?
<lynx561> hmm...
<lynx561> I give it two thumbs up
<Weird-Edsel> I AM SAYING SHOULD I BUY THE DAMN THING AT ANY PRICE
<lynx561> a spectacular ride from start to finish
<Weird-Edsel> IS IT GOOD?
<Qix> WHERE!
<Qix> TWO THUMBS UP WHERE!
<lynx561> ...up in the air
<Qix> oh...
<Qix> ok...
<Rhett> buy it on eBay with everything for $20 less
<Qix> what are we talking about again?
<Qix> yeah, but you have a chance that it has been urinated on
<lynx561> yep
<lynx561> do you want to take that chance?
<Qix> although, if you like urinated consoles... i guess it would do fine
<Weird-Edsel> I dont mind that, qix, its if they shit on it
<Weird-Edsel> that is too far
<Weird-Edsel> it could be stained yellow, and I would eat off of it. but shit? D:
<Qix> ...

<Groxx> Dan works for Rand now
<Qix> ...
<NESJoe> Ewww
<Groxx> :D
<Groxx> Sounds REALLY bad. At some GC site I mean.
<Qix> I had a chance to work with them
<Qix> but i turned it down
<MinkisP> same here
<MinkisP> i dont even have a damn game cube

<lynx561> nazi lesbian hooker's abducted by aliens and forced into weight loss programs
<Qix> so that's what happened to rand
<lynx561> :D
<LannyCox> lol
<lynx561> I saw it in Groxx's info thingy on Player
<Groxx> :D
<Groxx> UHF quotes #1
<lynx561> UHF #1

<RoyalRanger> Conversation with slayer's Dad
<RoyalRanger> :D
<RoyalRanger> We contemplated that earlier
<RoyalRanger> And came up with our best assumption of what it would be like
<RoyalRanger> <Slayer> akira rocks
<RoyalRanger> <Slayers_Dad> akira sucks
<RoyalRanger> <Slayer> akira rocks
<RoyalRanger> <Slayers_Dad> akira sucks
<RoyalRanger> <Slayer> nope
<RoyalRanger> <Slayers_Dad> Yep
<RoyalRanger> <Slayer> Nope
<LannyCox> :D
<lynx561> heh
<RoyalRanger> <Slayers_Dad> I will punich you
<RoyalRanger> <Slayer> Okay Master
<RoyalRanger> <Slayer> Punishment is rocks
<RoyalRanger> <Slayer> my brother drive me to Chicago to be punished is good
<RoyalRanger> <Slayers_Dad> OK
<lynx561> Slayer's dad only watches the honeymooners
<lynx561> <Slayers_Dad> AH HAHAHAHAHA
<lynx561> <Slayers_Dad> come watch slayer. Is good.
<RoyalRanger> lol
<RoyalRanger> * Slayers_Dad casts **punishment** on Slayer
<LannyCox> <Slayer> Nope
<LannyCox> <Slayer_Dad> Yep
<LannyCox> <Slayer> Nope
<LannyCox> <Slayer_Dad> Yep
<LannyCox> <ClawX> slayer your fucking gay
<LannyCox> <Slayer> Nope
<LannyCox> <Slayer_Dad> Yep
<RoyalRanger> LOL
<Qix> ROFL
<LannyCox> <Slayer> Eat your damn bagel clawx
<RoyalRanger> ROFLMAO
<LannyCox> :D what a classic line

<Stupid_Trivia_Bot> The answer was -> ka <-
<Stupid_Trivia_Bot> Next question in 20 seconds, get ready!
<RoyalRanger> ...
<Groxx> the hell is ka?
<RoyalRanger> ka
<RoyalRanger> LOL
<Slayer988> Kaneda?

<Stupid_Trivia_Bot> 4. as clear as a _______ ?
<Slayer988> water

<IIIPgCIII> you like trouser snakes?
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> Yes

<lynx561> Slayer, do You have testies?
<Slayer988> No
<LannyCox> Haha
<lynx561> HAHAHAHAHA
<LannyCox> Lynx56#1
<Slayer988> What the hell is testies?

<LannyCox> FACT: Cannan contains some of the exact same letters as Cocksucker.

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<LannyCox> FUCKING ANDREW WK
<LannyCox> oh fuck nigga i pissed my drawrs
<LannyCox> brb

<Groxx> http://www.nesplayer.com/prettyslayer.gif
<NESJoe> haha
<Weird-Edsel> I am a good Edsel
<Qix> :D
<Jackalneo> HEHE slayer
<Groxx> Slayer has a nice ass..
<NESJoe> ...
<Groxx> WELL HE DOES!
<Weird-Edsel> I always thought Slayer was a Robot

<Cannan> Mine is THE Maniac Mansion Shrine
<Qix> ...
<Cannan> or TMMS for short :-)
<Qix> notice that the THE is capitalized meaning it will most likely suck
<Cannan> Did i ask you Qix?
<Cannan> Shut up
<Nintendoh> BAN/KICK!
<Qix> ...
<Qix> well, actually
<Qix> you asked the whole chat
<Qix> which, for some reason, includes me
<Cannan> I asked who LIKED the GAME
<Cannan> I asked humans ..... you dont qualify
<Nintendoh> wow thats harsh
<Qix> oh, man
<RoyalRanger> ....
* Qix runs to his corner and starts crying
<Nintendoh> :D
<RoyalRanger> Qix is non-human?
<Cannan> Qix I never did anything to you just leave me alone!
<Cannan> Yeah hes a Martian
<RoyalRanger> Right up there with Martha Stewart, I guess
<Nintendoh> he came here so he did something to all of us
<Cannan> He's more like Ricky martin non-human
<Qix> ...
* Qix sets mode: +b *!*@host-67-35-40-245.asm.bellsouth.net
<Nintendoh> that didnt even make sense
<Nintendoh> bwahaha
* Cannan was kicked by Qix (I AM NOT LIKE RICKY MARTIN)
<Qix> :D
<Nintendoh> YAY
<RoyalRanger> ...
<RoyalRanger> I'm not going to complain
<Qix> :D

<Qix> yuck
<Qix> i just saw these cans of food on the table
<Qix> i was thinking they were soup of something, and i was hungry
<Qix> i open it, pour it into a bowl
<Qix> turns out, i was about to eat dog food

<Nintendoh> i feel like raping a turtle

<Aduderanch> the one drawback of Yahoo pool is that you cant have sex on the table like in real pool

<LordJD> what the hell
<Nintendoh> YOU FUCKING PUSSY JD!
<LordJD> what happened
<Nintendoh> I WON AND YOU LEFT
<LordJD> >:D
<Qix> woah
<LordJD> that's funny
<LordJD> I got booted
<Nintendoh> STUPID FUCK!
<Qix> my thing is messing up
<Nintendoh> NO YOU DIDNT
<Nintendoh> i fucking hate you you fucking stupid anus wipe
<LordJD> D:??
<Nintendoh> I BEAT YOU
<Nintendoh> GET OVER IT
<RoyalRanger> ...
<LordJD> but you're the one whining
<LordJD> lmao
<Qix> ok people calm down
<Nintendoh> I DONT CARE
<Nintendoh> WAH WAH WAH
<Nintendoh> SOB
<Qix> WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
<RoyalRanger> ...
<Qix> IF I TELL PEOPLE TO CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN
<Qix> wait..
<Qix> THAT didn't make since
<LordJD> <Nintendoh> KISS MY ASS BOY
<LordJD> I say you ban this boy for using bad words

<Qix> Slayer gives is opinion on... Miss Cleo
<Qix> Miss Cleo always had that weird voice.
<Qix> Miss Cleo:The Damn Cards Never Lie!
<Qix> Miss Cleo:Call For Your Free Tarot Reading 

<Cannan> Homosexuals are people too
<Nintendoh> duh
<Nintendoh> what else would they be?
<Cannan> Well don't trash my freind because he's gay
<Nintendoh> dolphins?
<Nintendoh> Your gay
<Nintendoh> and i trash you
<Cannan> Gay means happy......so yes I am gay
<Nintendoh> bwahaha
<Cannan> I am very GAY!
<Nintendoh> you admitted to being a homo
<Cannan> I've never been happier in my life
<Nintendoh> CANNAN YOU QUEER
<Cannan> Because I am so GAY!

<General-Rhett> well anyway I got to go to bed
<General-Rhett> see you
<General-Rhett> see you all latah
* General-Rhett Quit (Quit: Dostvadonia!)
<lynx561> I wonder if his bed is just an old mattress someone threw out

<Qix> we used to have this religous channel in minnepolis
<Qix> and it would have this show called praise the lord on like 3 or 4 times a day
<Qix> and it was like 3 or 4 hours long
<Qix> the religios channel went bankrupt and the building was turned into a strip joint

* General-Rhett yawns
<General-Rhett> well guys getting late
<lynx561> no
<General-Rhett> guess I'll be hitting the hay
<the_killa> nu ah
<lynx561> you panzy
<General-Rhett> beating the sheep
<lynx561> dont hit the hay
<General-Rhett> shooting the logs
<lynx561> NO
<General-Rhett> pummeling the bedsheets
<Qix> BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX BECAUSE I AM THE QIX
<the_killa> sawin logs?
<General-Rhett> hmm, the last one sounded gay  >:D

<twitch> is lanny cox your real name?
<Cannan> Yes it is
<LannyCox> yes
<twitch> lanny sounds like a girls name
<twitch> no offense
<Cannan> LOL
<Cannan> Lanny got dissed!!
<twitch> i thought you were a girl at first :D
<Groxx> lol
<Cannan> Lonny
<Qix> ROFL
<LannyCox> haha, fuck you and your gay fantasies twitch :D
<Cannan> Hey Lonny!
<twitch> :D
<Cannan> Lonny Cox
<LannyCox> I'm like 15 % effiminate, in a "girl: omg you really do know how i feel!" way, not a "hahaha flamer!!" way.

<Qix> slayer explain the game of football to me
<Slayer> I hate football
<Slayer> Anyway
<lynx561> explain it
<lynx561> NOW
<Slayer> The game consist yo uhave to run like fucking idiot with a ball to the goal dodging the defenses and kick the ball to extra points
<Qix> ...
<lynx561> heh
<lynx561> no, no
<lynx561> thats FUTBOL
<lynx561> he said FOOTBALL
<Slayer> Oh
<Slayer> Sorry
<Slayer> I like Soccer thought
<Qix> ...
<Slayer> I dunno how to explain Football
<Qix> okay, then explain baseball
<Slayer> OK
<Slayer> Baseball
<Slayer> You have to trow the ball to the catcher to makes strikes and later you have hit the ball with a bat a run to bases
<Slayer> Baseball rocks
<lynx561> you probably only know that from playing too much RBI Baseball
<Slayer> Yup
<Qix> ...
<lynx561> and thats not even what you do
<Slayer> R.B.I. Baseball rocks
<Slayer> Bases Loaded rocks
<Slayer> Baseball Stars rocks
<Slayer> Baseball sucks
<Qix> Everything rocks to you
<Qix> wait...
<Slayer> The first Baseball game sucks
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<Qix> ok...
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o IIlPgCIIl
*** Qix sets mode: +v IIlPgCIIl
<lynx561> <Slayer> Baseball rocks
<Qix> slayer, explain Hockey
<lynx561> <Slayer> Baseball sucks
<lynx561> what the hell?
<IIlPgCIIl> heehee
<IIlPgCIIl> hi
<Qix> hi
<Slayer> Hey IIIPgCIII
<Slayer> Hockey rocks
<Slayer> My favorite sport
<lynx561> heh
<Qix> explain it
<lynx561> Pgc has to use AOL
<IIlPgCIIl> What about Basketball?
<IIlPgCIIl> D:
<IIlPgCIIl> yes I do  D:
<Slayer> You have to go around moving a disk with Hockey stick then try to move to the goal
<IIlPgCIIl> ROFL
<IIlPgCIIl> a floppy disk?
<lynx561> damn
<Slayer> No
<IIlPgCIIl> a disc?
<Slayer> A Black Disk
<IIlPgCIIl> a black floppy disk?
<Slayer> No
<IIlPgCIIl> a red floppy disk?

* Qix is now known as Beached
* Beached whale
<NESJoe> ha ha

<Pavol_38> <Nintendoh> I think ill sex it.
<Nintendoh> Ill sex whatever I feel like sexing.
<Pavol_38> yes
<Pavol_38> <Nintendoh> Hey theres my cat.
<Nintendoh> No
<Nintendoh> Hes on my bed.
<Qix> ...
<Qix> woah, that's more interesting

<Nintendoh> DAMNIT THERES A BUG ON MY ORAL ANESTHETIC

<LordJD> Mr. Banks!
<LordJD> :D
<LordJD> I'll tell you a sick story
<LordJD> tell it to your friends
<Lisker> oh, this one's got drug ues
<Lisker> I like that
<LordJD> grandpa made me take showers with him
<Qix> ...
<LordJD> one day I got mad and took an "almost"shit
<Qix> ...
<LordJD> he'd clean between my legs and got a suprise
<LordJD> he got so mad >:D
<Qix> ...
<lynx561> lol
<MikeMartinB> rofl
<gimmethebaaawl> lmfao
<gimmethebaaawl> !
<lynx561> <LordJD> by now I was 17...
<Qix> HAHAH
<LordJD> :D
<LordJD> I was probably 8 or 9

<MikeMartinB> I don't know what's wrong with me
<gimmethebaaawl> me neither
<MikeMartinB> I have sudden urges to search ebay for women panties

<lynx561> who would pay $20 for something then sell it brand new for $4
<Qix> hmm
<Qix> depends, what is it
<gimmethebaaawl> a stupid person thats who
<lynx561> hmmm...
<lynx561> lets say it was a new coat hanger
<Qix> ...
<Qix> why in the hell would i buy a new coat hanger for $20
<Qix> ...
<Qix> well, actually if i collect coat hangers, why would i be selling them
<Qix> now lynx
<Qix> why in the hell would i be collecting coat hangers in the first place?

<Weird-Edsel> I know a ton of girls
<LoserKid13> i know one girl that likes nes(my hott g/f)...but shes not in the scene
<Nintendoh> ...
<Weird-Edsel> I tried to get about 59 of my 97 gfs who like NES in the scene but they said no
<Qix> actually when edsel said he knew a ton of girls, he was talking about that 2000 pound woman in idaho

<LordJD> I'll show you my girlfriend
<Nintendoh> :D i was using my 13 year old girl internet language

<LordJD> (4) Hot Slots vs (13) Ice Hockey
<Qix> wow, that's going to be fun
<Qix> all the shooting, pulling, pushing, fighting, tugging

<Qix> ok
<Qix> poll of the moment
<Qix> who do you like more
<Qix> Elton John or Oprah
<NESJoe> Hmmm
<RoyalRanger> Myself
<NESJoe> How about Elton Oprag
<Qix> ...
<Qix> that isn't possible
<RoyalRanger> Oprag
<lynx561> OPRAG #!
<RoyalRanger> :D
<Qix> one or the other
<Nintendoh> haha
<NESJoe> They had a child
<NESJoe> Elton Oprah

<gimmethebaaawl> administration= firing people who build shitty toasters

<Qix> we dug into our pockets in got ourselfs a special guest
<Qix> here she is....
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<NESJoe> AAAAH
* FlowingMindspin dies
* IIIPgCIII is now known as IIIPgCIII[cameltoe]
* FlowingMindspin dies
* FlowingMindspin dies
* FlowingMindspin dies
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<Qix> ROSEANNE
<IIIPgCIII[cameltoe]> :D
* Nintendoh is now known as Tom_Arnold
<Tom_Arnold> YOU FAT BITCH
* FlowingMindspin pops Roseanne with a pin
<Roseanne> HAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPAAAAA BIRATHDAAYY TO YAH
<Tom_Arnold> BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW IS WAY BETTER THAN ROSEANNE
<Pavol_38> gah
<Pavol_38> take her away
<Pavol_38> gah
<Pavol_38> take her away
* IIIPgCIII[cameltoe] is now known as DonutMan
<Pavol_38> TAKE HER AWAY
<Roseanne> HAAAPPPPPPPAAHHHH BIRATHDAAAAH TO YAH
<NESJoe> pavol
<NESJoe> are you the old guy in the karate kid?
<Roseanne> HAAAAAPPPPAHHHH BIRATHDAHHHH DEAAAAAH CLAAAAW
<Wendy[comatose]> Roseanne, if I were a lesbian, I'd date you
* KelseyVandebergh is now known as LisaGuererro
<FlowingMindspin> lol
* LisaGuererro sex0r Tom_Arnold
* LisaGuererro sex0r Tom_Arnold
* LisaGuererro sex0r Tom_Arnold
* LisaGuererro sex0r Tom_Arnold
<Roseanne> HAAAAAAPPPAAAH BIRTHDAAAH TOOOO YAH
<Tom_Arnold> OHHH YES
* Roseanne kisses Claw

<antseezee> your just pissed off at me because of the message boards
<antseezee> so you took it out on me in this chat
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> i don't get pissed over message boards.
<FlowingMindspin> i don't get pissed over chats.
<FlowingMindspin> I'm not that sad of an individual.
<Qix> what about that one time claw said he sold your mom to the russians?
<DeGen> ROFLAMO
<FlowingMindspin> well, okay
<DeGen> CLAW #1
<DeGen> CLAW #1
<FlowingMindspin> there was that one time
<DeGen> CLAW #1
<DeGen> CLAW #1
<FlowingMindspin> :oD

<FurankufurutoSooseeji> FurankufurutoSooseeji is the japanese loanword for "Frankfurt Sausage", even though that term does not exist in english.
<Qix> yes it does
<Qix> you just said it

* Now talking in #nes_chat
* Topic is 'http://www.atomictemple.com/comic/ | http://degen.myrmid.com/abobo.htm'
* Set by DeGen-AWAY on Sat Sep 07 14:37:22
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Qix
<FlowingMindspin> :oD
* Qix sets mode: +v Micky
<FlowingMindspin> NO
<FlowingMindspin> Do:
* Qix sets mode: -m
<Micky> yay
<Micky> thanks Qix
<Micky> which reminds me
* Qix sets mode: +b *!*@host-67-35-38-107.asm.bellsouth.net
* Micky was kicked by Qix (HAHA)

<IIIPgCIII> someone define "governement"
<[clawx]> a big place where people go to have sex.

<IIIPgCIII> HEY EVERYBODY, GET THIS!
<IIIPgCIII> DAN IS GAY
<Qix> ...
<Qix> ok, what is the new news?

<LordJD> we love you D:
<[clawx]> in a manly non sexual wait.
<Quackiline> lol
<[clawx]> its a sexual way IF YOU REALLY A WOMAN
<Quackiline> i am trust me
<Quackiline> well
<Quackiline> you have me laughing
<Quackiline> if your all guys then ill saty
<Quackiline> i cant type today
<[clawx]> im all man baby.
<Qix> lol, you crazy canadian
* [clawx] checks his pants to be sure
<lynx561> heh
<[clawx]> yes
<Quackiline> no way
<lynx561> claw is 200% man
<Quackiline> its to cold there
<lynx561> all that excess fat

<LordJD> I was a major in biochemistry and mathematical sciences
<LordJD> I graduated last year
<Quackiline> cool
<LordJD> homeless D:
<Qix> and your 19
<Qix> amazing
<Quackiline> yeah
<LordJD> I know
<LordJD> I am still not impressed with myself
<Quackiline> thats crazy kids these days
<Qix> JD must be one of those genious losers you see on 20/20 that live in their parents basement with they are 40
<LordJD> uhh D:
<LordJD> we don't have a basement D:
<Qix> shit
<Qix> then you are screwed

<Sqwirl> i shave everything jd
<twitchy> even your ass?
<Sqwirl> the part i can reach

<SlayerNiggaRapmasta> man this is gonna be hard
<SlayerNiggaRapmasta> talking black and making grammatical errors
<SlayerNiggaRapmasta> oh wait. That's one in the same thing :D
<SlayerNiggaRapmasta> EBONICS

<FlowingMindspin> oh god
<FlowingMindspin> mink is takin a piss
<FlowingMindspin> while on the phone
<FlowingMindspin> he said "ahhhh"

<Jackalneo> i sold my gb, mario 2, and ac adator for  $40.00 :D
<Jackalneo> and the person came to pick it up at my house
<Jackalneo> he was german
<Jackalneo> i called him a nazi

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<Poozilla> @find punchout 
<Pavol_38> THIS IS NOT A ROM CHANNEL
<Poozilla> fuck you jack
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<antseezee> w00t, im feeling like steven segal

<FlowingMindspin> i'm not even gonna look at pr0n tonight.
<FlowingMindspin> so goodnight.
<AndrewB> it happens to me regularily

* [donutman] pees in phish's water
<Pavol_38> lol
<Pavol_38> christ
<FlowingMindspin> :oD
<clawx> :]
<clawx> :]:]:]
<phish`> i dont appreciate urine
<phish`> in my living quarters

<FlowingMindspin> lag monster got me.
* lynx561 is now known as lag_monster
<lag_monster> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
* lag_monster gets fm
* lag_monster is now known as lynx561
<lynx561> that was wild.

<Qix> if lanny is god, then I must be a corrupt, nazi OP

<JD|work_is_fun> I could have been a psychic
<JD|work_is_fun> instead of selling boobs
<JD|work_is_fun> D:

<Qix> Dan has 2 dads
<Qix> no joke
<[clawx]> ...
<[clawx]> his mom is a man?>

<Villgust> I like more the chocolate ship cookies.

<Villgust> I like to go to eat on Taco Bell sometimes.
<Villgust> (Aka Taco Hell)
<sheik482> on?
<sheik482> Taco Bell = best fast food place
<Villgust> whoops.
<sheik482> Swiss Chalet = best sit down restaurant
<Villgust> I mean I like to eat on Taco Bell.

<[clawx]> anyone who uses "your dad" as an inslut is a retard

<Rhett> alot of the recruiters talked about girls who got pregnant by guys just as they were getting in on purpose
<Rhett> for government bennies :D
<Pavol_38> ok
<Pavol_38> sluts for government cheese
<Rhett> this was in Oklahoma, so Oklahoma girls are sluts :P
<Pavol_38> ok
<Qix> well then again
<Pavol_38> so Rhett and I agree
<Pavol_38> w00t
<Qix> look at Tulsa
<Qix> its full of sluts
<Rhett> that would explain why the government discharges people for unweed pregnancies
<Pavol_38> hah
<portnoyd> I'm not talking about random one nighters here
<Rhett> unwed
<Qix> and what does Tulsa spelled backwards spell?
<Rhett> ROTFL
<portnoyd> Ok Qix, you have gone up a respect pt for that one

<[clawx]> OSG is unsuckable.
<portnoyd> The man is a Scrabble GOD, so his anagrams are pretty holy.
<Johny_Renegades> these don't make any sense
<Villgust> anything made by OSG is guaranteed to be good and entertaining.
<Pavol_38> Dragon Warrior  I ROAR GROWN RAD
<Pavol_38> uhhh
<Pavol_38> yeah, if you had the grammar of a .. erm
<Pavol_38> person with very bad grammar
<Pavol_38> yeah
<Qix> lol
<Pavol_38> Gun Smoke  Some Gunk - this one is good
<Pavol_38> The Legend of Zelda  Do the Gazelle Fend - erm
<Johny_Renegades> staff in
<Rhett> what about hot slots?
<Pavol_38> Blaster Master  LET BERT ASS RAM - hmm

<FlowingMindspin> you know who i do like and is extremely underrated?
<FlowingMindspin> Chad Pennington
<FlowingMindspin> Jets QB
<FlowingMindspin> highest QB rating in the league and you never hear his name.
<Qix> yeah
<FlowingMindspin> amazing, isn't it?
<Qix> well duh, thats because he works in new jersey
<FlowingMindspin> yeah.
<Qix> which is more or less new yorks garbage can
<Qix> ask RR
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<RoyalRanger> is true
<FlowingMindspin> haha
<Qix> see?
<FlowingMindspin> the armpit of America :D

<Mink> i have brothers that cannont pronounce my last name

<clawx> ClawwarriorX: JESUS LOVES YOU
<clawx> RoyalRanger85: THIS I KNOW
<clawx> ClawwarriorX: THIS I KNOW, BECAUSE SEX SEX SEX
<clawx> RoyalRanger85: ...
<clawx> ClawwarriorX: that made no sense did it?
<clawx> RoyalRanger85: You are evil

<IIIPgCIII> change your usernames and shit in your options
<Qix> ok
<IIIPgCIII> and change your nick
<Pavol_38> yes
<Pavol_38> I will change my username and shit in my options

<Oxnard> I wash my ass all the time

<RoyalRangers_Bagel_Sex_Man> eat me out Stephen
*** RoyalRangers_Bagel_Sex_Man is now known as LordJD
<RoyalRanger> ...

<Quackiline> so what did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
<Pavol_38> sucked cocks

<FlowingMindspin> Do you think of the Lord when you take a bath, RR?
<RoyalRanger> ...
<FlowingMindspin> DOES THE LORD TOUCH YOU WITH HIS SUPERSOAP?
<RoyalRanger> ...
<RoyalRanger> :D
<FlowingMindspin> :oD
<LordJD> I do not!

<gimmethebaaawl> I LIVE 30 MINUTES AWAY FROM DANIEL J. WIXSON
<FlowingMindspin> go shoot him.

*** Nintendoh is now known as moose
<moose> RIDE ME!
* [clawPIMP] runs off into the sunset
<moose> RIDE ME
<[clawPIMP]> NO
<moose> KEEP RIDING ME
<moose> COME ON CLAW
<RoyalRanger> :D
<moose> RIDE THIS SEXY MOOSE
<moose> RUB MY HORNS
<moose> BLAZE MY SADDLES

<Aduderanch> Jesus = el33t hax0r

<Mink> I wonder if rand jax0rs often

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* ChanServ sets mode: +v BuckeyeFaithful
<Groxx> Hi
<Groxx> Nintendoh
<Groxx> MUAHAHA
<BuckeyeFaithful> Hi
<BuckeyeFaithful> Groxx
<Qix> FUCK OFF
<BuckeyeFaithful> uh ok
<Groxx> Be nice
<Qix> ok
<BuckeyeFaithful> uh hi to you too, qix
<Qix> GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

<Orakio> here is an article I wrote about Anime
<Weird-Edsel> I dont want to read it
<Weird-Edsel> I dont like anime
<Weird-Edsel> ALL anime movies are about owning creatures and fighting over spherical objects
<Orakio> Not long ago, I was watching the Emmys and was stunned to find that the Academy of Motion Picture and Television Arts placed an Animation category in the prime-time event. (I only watched the show because I heard that WWF stars would be on -- and they were, how cool is that?) I suppose it is a good thing that animation is being recognized for its place in our culture. 
<Orakio> Do not underestimate the influence of animation in American society.
<Orakio> Most of us grew up watching Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker, and the Superfriends. And I'd say it's a good bet that you can sooner describe an episode invol
<Weird-Edsel> NO
<Orakio> For the most part, our society refuses to recognize the importance of animation, beyond the profit margins of Disney films since the theatrical release of the Little Mermaid. But one can understand culture and changes in our society from animation images. Consider the 1940s Looney Tunes animation was geared toward the war effort and introduced German phrases into our vocabulary. After the war, Bugs Bunny stepped into Hollywood, with many parodies 
<Weird-Edsel> STOP
<Weird-Edsel> NO MORE
<Orakio> ok
<Weird-Edsel> thats funny:
<Weird-Edsel> http://homepage.mac.com/jubei1/anime/anicult.html
<Weird-Edsel> is this your website?
<Orakio> yes it was
<Weird-Edsel> ....
* Weird-Edsel looks at you
<RoyalRanger> :D
<Orakio> I got all the Macross saga of Robotech on DVD
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<Weird-Edsel> LMAO!
<RoyalRanger> lol

* a-lunch was kicked by [clawx] (GET OUT OF HERE YOU LUNCH EATER)

* Pavol_38 is now known as Rhett
<Rhett> KICK HIM
<Weird-Edsel> I am...Dan Quayle
<Rhett> KICK HIM
<Rhett> KICK HIM
<Rhett> KICK HIM
* Rhett is now known as Pavol_38

<Weird-Edsel> who cares
<Weird-Edsel> RR is a schmoe
<FlowingMindspin> dunno
<Weird-Edsel> schmoe
<Weird-Edsel> asdfkjl;
<Qix> well at least he has a good site that is updated often
<Qix> something you dont have edsel
<Weird-Edsel> I dont see it as a good site
<Qix> better than yours
<Weird-Edsel> however, it is updated...so one your you
<Weird-Edsel> your=for
<FlowingMindspin> yes
<Qix> so one your you?
<FlowingMindspin> one your you
<FlowingMindspin> Qix!!!!!!
<Weird-Edsel> your=for
<FlowingMindspin> ONE YOUR YOU QIX

<Qix> ok now that i've made this chat shut down because of my stupiditism
<Qix> wait
<Qix> is that a word
<Qix> lets ask claw
<Qix> QixAck: claw
<Qix> QixAck: is stupiditism a word?
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: no
<Qix> QixAck: yes it is dumbass
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: it is?
<Qix> QixAck: no you dumb shit

<LordJD> I'm a man with man womans
<LordJD> many

<clawx> TRY TO BEN ME BITCHS
* FlowingMindspin BENS claw
<clawx> OW
* clawx die
<RoyalRanger> :D

<AndrewB> I gotta go study for this damn Bio test
* FlowingMindspin dies
<DeGen> FUX0R ALL J00R L337 SHIZIT
<Aduderanch> j00 nerd
<clawx> screw studing
<Aduderanch> :D
<clawx> studing unless its the day before the test is unneeded.
<Aduderanch> i just tell the professor that claw ate my homework
<Aduderanch> and he lets me off

<Pavol_38> now #nes_chat will face my pavolisms
<Pavol_38> hmm
<Pavol_38> yay
<Pavol_38> w00t
<Pavol_38> oic
<Pavol_38> blargh
<Pavol_38> poop
<Pavol_38> fart
<Pavol_38> yep
<Pavol_38> that's some of them
<RoyalRanger> lol
<FlowingMindspin> lol

<LannyCox> that's like someone taking the name "lannycox" when they're clearly not lannycox.
<LannyCox> now that i think of it, why do you change your name?
<LannyCox> i mean really
<LannyCox> *patriotic music starts playing*
<LannyCox> If you can't at least keep your own identity, why even exist?
<Orakio> this is my final name
<LannyCox> IF YOU CAN'T STAND UP AND SAY I AM RAFAEL CASTRO, what's wrong with this world?
<LannyCox> whats... wrong? *sob*
* Qix stands up
<Orakio> you can keep calling me slayer
<Orakio> i don't care
<Qix> I AM RAFAEL CASTRO!
<Orakio> you can call me slayer or orakio
<Qix> everyone
<Qix> call him shadowvillgust
<Orakio> ...
<LannyCox> SHADOWVILLAINGUSTOFWIND