THE BEST OF #NES_CHAT VOL. 3 Feb 12, 2003 to Whenever

<Qix> I AM BEATING OFF
<Qix> the light switch
<[clawx]> GOOD FOR YOU
<[clawx]> eww
<Qix> its that that hard
<FlowingMindspin> D:
<Qix> you take your fist
<[clawx]> dont molest the light switch
<Qix> and beat it dow, to turn it off
<[clawx]> QIX MOLESTES LIGHT SWITCHS
<[clawx]> HE IS A LIGHT SWITCH MOLESTER

<Groxx> http://www.nesplayer.com/database/info/rollthun.jpg
<Qix> its just in there
<Qix> those jugs are a bit too far apart
<J|bathroom> yes
<Qix> she has no clevage
<J|bathroom> no cleavage on those
<Qix> thats like claws boobs

<Groxx> QIX GO!
* Groxx whip
<Qix> YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU DUMBASS
<Qix> I WISH YOU WOULD FUKCING LEAVE
<Qix> NO ONE LIKES YOU
<[clawx]> Haha FUkcing
<Qix> SO LEAVE YOU GUT LESS FUCKING FUCK BAG BASTARD
<Qix> ok i'm done
<[clawx]> NINTENDOH IS LIKE QIXS MO
<[clawx]> M
<FlowingMindspin> Final Fantasy
<[clawx]> he's a bag woman
<FlowingMindspin> Faxanadu
<[clawx]> bag woman
<Qix> hmm
<Qix> thats going in the quotes
<[clawx]> yes qix's mom is a MAN
<[clawx]> and his dad is a woman
<Qix> well at least i'm like dans family
<Qix> i mean, i cant turn out that bad now can i?

* Mega_Rand hugs and kisses Groxx several times

<Pavol_38> BUT I LOVE FLYING OMELETTE
<Pavol_38> I WANT HER FOR SOME INTERRACIAL LOVING
<Pavol_38> MY AZN COCKTAIL WEINER

<[clawx]> OH HA HA HA
<[clawx]> wait 
<[clawx]> I'M JERKING OFF TO THIS CHAT

<Qix> Claw loves Yanni
<[clawx]> who
<Qix> you know
<Qix> Yanni
<Qix> you would like her
<Qix> shes the one on NES Player that has NES Player written on her ass
<[clawx]> ew
<[clawx]> shes ugly
<[clawx]> but boneable enough i guess.
<Qix> yes
<Qix> why dont you sex her
<[clawx]> Isn't rape a crime?
<Qix> not in #nes_chat
<[clawx]> Hmm
<[clawx]> HOOWOO
<Groxx> The old jew has a Valentine
<Qix> claw
<Groxx> How sweet
<Qix> this is who yanni is
<Qix> http://www.yanni.com/
* Qix snickers
<[clawx]> I hate you Qix.
<[clawx]> Oh so very, very much.

<Cheeselog> What's the most creative way to destroy my computer?
<Qix> install AOL on it
<Cheeselog> It would be overkill.
<Cheeselog> Doing that.
<Qix> ok then
<Qix> Install any microsoft product on it
<Cheeselog> I've already done that...
<Qix> then its already destroyed enough

<Jackalneo> Complaint : seller smeared feces on item and sent a month late! i didnt mind the feces. 
<Jackalneo>  Response by mangi1000 - item was mailed a month 1/2 late becasue payment was 6 weeks late!! Feces free!! 
<donutman> Ive seen pornos start like that
<Qix> what, in #nes_chat or the feces smearing
<donutman> Feces #1

<lynx561> I can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
<Qix> you can do what LYNX!
<FlowingMindspin> what if you make a jelly and peanutbutter sandwich
<FlowingMindspin> what then, huh?!
<FlowingMindspin> HUH?!
<FlowingMindspin> D:
<Cheeselog> I put tater chips on mine.
<Qix> ...
<FlowingMindspin> me too
<FlowingMindspin> i put chips on almost every sandwich
<donutman> icecream sandwich?
<lynx561> hahaha
<Qix> hes got you there
<lynx561> yea
<lynx561> your a loser fm
<donutman> woo, go me!
<Cheeselog> Is there something wrong with that?
<FlowingMindspin> what?
<FlowingMindspin> oh
<FlowingMindspin> i don't eat ice cream
<FlowingMindspin> so... :P
<lynx561> ...yes you do
<Jackalneo> i just ate an ice cream cake
<lynx561> stip your lying
<Jackalneo> dairy queen cakes #1

<Qix> they need to have this Redneck Oilman, kinda like that one guy on the warner brothers cartoons do tarot readings
<Qix> now that would be funny
<FlowingMindspin> Qix
<FlowingMindspin> are you drunk
<lynx561> qix is not drunk
<lynx561> he has "dishwashing hands"

<Weird-Edsel> I always thought, that if you got high enough in Duck Hunt, you would have to shoot a big "Mother" duck
<Qix> ...
<Weird-Edsel> and if you didnt kill it fast enough, it would eat you
<Weird-Edsel> I swear to god, I thought that

<Qix> i once did crap my pants in the bathtub
<Qix> whats worse, my sister was in the tub :D
<Cheeselog> You wore pants in the bathtub?
<Qix> long story
<Qix> i ran and jumped in the bathtub
<Qix> but i got electructed so i crapped my pants
<Qix> fun times, kids, fun times

<Cheeselog> I took the sentence "We will make you crap your pants", translated it to Japanese, and then back to English and it said "We, your pants, make the crap in you."

<Qix> i have a lucky charm
<Qix> i think its a blue moon
<Qix> and it tastes really good
<Qix> like a mashmellow
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<FlowingMindspin> mashmellow
<Qix> oh shit
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<FlowingMindspin> rofl

<Cheeselog> I'm starting to hallucinate and I think I just saw Richard Simmons run into my closet.

<Qix> oh my god
<Qix> WHO FARTED?
* FlowingMindspin farts
<FlowingMindspin> me
<FlowingMindspin> :D
* Cheeselog spoils

<Weird-Edsel> I am fucking huge
<Weird-Edsel> 369 lbs, 5'2"
<Cheeselog> That's all?
<Weird-Edsel> wait
* Weird-Edsel eats sandwich
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Weird-Edsel> 487 lbs, 5'2"
<FlowingMindspin> rofl :D

<Qix> !8BALL IS WEIRD EDSEL GAY
<ChanServ> Qix: I think so.  What was the question again?

<NintendoJoe> haha im messin around with a cb radio and there are some truckerse on the channel
<NintendoJoe> so i flooded the channel with techno house music
<NintendoJoe> i have been for the past ten minutes
<Qix> wait
<NintendoJoe> what
<Qix> have you ever seen the wizard
<NintendoJoe> yeah\
<Qix> remember what the truckers did to that one guy?
<Qix> thats whats going to happen to you
<NintendoJoe> witht he wonder years kid and the retard starring in a hour and a half nintendo commercial
<NintendoJoe> no
<Qix> yes
<Qix> they are going to track you down, and get you
<Qix> how do i know
<Qix> I'M A TRUCKER LITTLE BUDDY

<Girl-of-trivia> 41.  Video Games: Name the final boss from each Final Fantasy game (1-8, in that order).
<Girl-of-trivia> Answer: -----, ------- ---- ----, ---- -----, -------, -----------, -----, ---------, --- ---------
<Weird-Edsel> wtf kind of food is that
<FlowingMindspin> ...
<Qix> ...
<Cheeselog> ...
<Weird-Edsel> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Cheeselog> ...... EMPEROR FROM HELL
<Weird-Edsel> ...
<Cheeselog> That's the only one I know.
<FlowingMindspin> that's going in the quotes
<Girl-of-trivia> Here's a hint: Ch---, Em----- --o- --l-, ---- C-o--, --ro--s, De----yu--s, K-f--, ---hi----, --- -------ia
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Qix> i'm going to sit back and laugh at the person who tries to answer it
<Weird-Edsel> no one here is that nerdy...right?
<FlowingMindspin> right.
<Qix> right
<Girl-of-trivia> Here's a hint: C--o-, ----ror -rom --ll, --r- Cloud, Z--o---, Deathgyuno-, K-f-a, -e--ir---, an- Ulti-ecia
<Weird-Edsel> C--o-, ----ror -rom --ll, --r- Cloud, Z--o---, Deathgyuno-, 
  K-f-a, -e--ir---, an- Ulti-ecia
<FlowingMindspin> i know chaos
<FlowingMindspin> sephiroth
<FlowingMindspin> and ultimecia
<Girl-of-trivia> Time's up! The answer was: Chaos, Emperor from Hell, Dark Cloud, Zeromus, Deathgyunos, Kefka, Sephiroth, and Ultimecia

<[clawx]> because cheeselog, im like the people who read doonesbury. I pretend to be smart.

<[clawx]> !8ball am i the greatest fucking person in the universe of all time ever and ever?
<ChanServ> [clawx]: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.

<FlowingMindspin> Name the author of the "How To Win At Nintendo Games" books. 
<FlowingMindspin> Answer: ---- ----- 
<FlowingMindspin> last question
<Qix> jeff mogin
<Cheeselog> Make the questions go faster, OR ELSE!
<FlowingMindspin> then i must depart.
<FlowingMindspin>  Here's a hint: J--- ---in 
<FlowingMindspin> i will then
<Qix> jeff mogin
<FlowingMindspin> i'll tweak it.
<Qix> jeff mrin
<FlowingMindspin> ;)
<Qix> jeff morin
<Qix> jeff moron
<FlowingMindspin> and add more.
<FlowingMindspin>  Here's a hint: -e-f Ro-in
<Qix> jeff rofin
<Cheeselog> Jeff Robin
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Cheeselog> Jeff Rosin
<Qix> jeff rodin
<Cheeselog> Jeff Rotin
<Cheeselog> Jeff Rodin
<Qix> jeff rogin
<Cheeselog> Screw it.
<FlowingMindspin> Time's up! The answer was:Jeff Rovin
<Qix> fuck

Later...

<FlowingMindspin> 19.  Name the author of the "How To Win At Nintendo Games" books.
<FlowingMindspin> Answer: ---- -----
<Qix> JEFF MOVIN
<donutman> ace ebb
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Qix> JEFF MORIN
<Qix> GOD DAMN
<FlowingMindspin> Here's a hint: -ef- --v--
<lynx561> john hitler
<donutman> Flowing Mindspin
<Qix> JEFF MOVIN
<Cheeselog> JEFF MOVIN
<donutman> jeff puver
<FlowingMindspin> Here's a hint: J-ff -ov-n
<donutman> jeff movan
<lynx561> jeff movin
<donutman> jeff movon
<Cheeselog> JEFF MOVEN
<donutman> jeff movun
<lynx561> jeff moven
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> Time's up! The answer was: Jeff Rovin
<donutman> jeff movyn
<donutman> shit'
<Qix> FUCK
<lynx561> hahah
* Qix STARTS SLAMMING STUFF

* [clawx] changes topic to '#nes_chat: Don't touch Qix, he bites.'
<Qix> GRRRRRRR
* Qix chases [clawx]
<Qix> RUN FAT BOY RUN!
* [clawx] turns on dramatic music
* [clawx] runs
* Qix turns off dramatic music
<Qix> HAHAHA
* [clawx] runs in slow motion
<[clawx]> NO
* Qix catches up with him
<[clawx]> THIS IS DRAMATIC
<[clawx]> DRAMATIC
<Qix> you're just running usual claw
* [clawx] jumps on qix's head
* Qix is dead

<Qix> me and claw as talking about something
<FlowingMindspin> bleh.
<Qix> tell him claw
<[clawx]> i touched a girls ass
<FlowingMindspin> really
<FlowingMindspin> o.o
<[clawx]> and she's sueing me
<[clawx]> yes
<FlowingMindspin> let me guess
<FlowingMindspin> she was handicapped
<[clawx]> NO
<Qix> hahah
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<[clawx]> She had neck brace
<[clawx]> BUT THATS IT
<FlowingMindspin> :D

<Trivia-Cow> 33.  In Jumanji, a stampede is released. What is the slowest animal?
<Trivia-Cow> Answer: ----------
<FlowingMindspin> elephant
<Cheeselog> RHINOCERES
<BPZ> rhioncerous
<Qix> mikelake
<FlowingMindspin> rhinocerus
<Cheeselog> RHINOCEROS
<Trivia-Cow> Winner: FlowingMindspin Answer: Rhinoceros Time: 10.285 Streak: 2 Points: 6090260 WPM: 11 Rank: 1st
<BPZ> elephant
<[clawx]> fuck that movie
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<[clawx]> FUCK YOU QIX

* Weird-Edsel has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<[clawx]> HI EDSEL
<Weird-Edsel> WOW
<[clawx]> WOW
<[clawx]> 3WOW
<Weird-Edsel> I HAVENT SEEN THIS BIG OF PARTY SINCE THE PARTY I HELD IN MY PANTS LASTNIGHT!!!
<[clawx]> 3 WOW
<Qix> i told you there was like 20 people was in here
<[clawx]> haha
<Qix> claw counts for 17 of them
<Weird-Edsel> because he is extremely fat?
<[clawx]> edsel had somebody in his pants last night
<[clawx]> it was probably his dad.
<Weird-Edsel> a party
<[clawx]> and mom
<Qix> and slayer
<[clawx]> and grandpa.
<Weird-Edsel> better than my dog, fat fuck
<Qix> edsel
<Qix> that was rand
<Weird-Edsel> we know how you love them sheep
<Weird-Edsel> and other 4 legged animals
<[clawx]> nope
<[clawx]> yes
<[clawx]> get you're sceners right bitch.
<[clawx]> now qix quote EDSEl
<Weird-Edsel> well, at least I can relate the name [clawx] with the word gay
<Weird-Edsel> no
<[clawx]> no you can edsel
<Weird-Edsel> more like fucking faggot
<Qix> ahhh
<Qix> #nes_chat
<Weird-Edsel> shut up, fat fuck
* Weird-Edsel Quit (Quit)

<Pavol_38> clawx, with 3-digit body fat percentage
<`Buckeye> :D ROFL
<clawx> NO
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Cheeselog> :D
<FlowingMindspin> rofl :D
<clawx> I'm only 89.99% fat bitch.
<Pavol_38> technically that's four digits
<`Buckeye> :D
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Pavol_38> four SIGNIFICANT DIGITS
<`Buckeye> yes
<FlowingMindspin> hahahha
<clawx> BAH
<clawx> WELL I AM THAT FAT

<`Buckeye> AZN GIRLS HAVE CROOKED VAGINAS
<claw> NO
<claw> I DO NOT
<claw> FUCKHEADS.

<lynx561> dont be dissin on game.com

<twitchyx> qix is a candy
<twitchyx> wait
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<twitchyx> thats tqix
<twitchyx> twix

<FlowingMindspin> well
<FlowingMindspin> Nik went to Israel
<FlowingMindspin> which is a good way to get shot
<FlowingMindspin> :/

<ShotgunSteve> if you open it, a moth will come out an say "im free im free"
<Qix> ...
<FlowingMindspin> BOIOIOIOIOING
<Cheeselog> You idiot.
<Cheeselog> Moths cannot talk.
<Cheeselog> You are dumb.

<Cheeselog> I want slayer to come around sometime, I have never seen him.
<Qix> yeah
<Qix> i actually have no idea where hes at
<Qix> or where
<Qix> ...
<Qix> god damn
<Weird-Edsel> this kodak moment brought to you by sears home furnature

<Qix> !8ball is resurrection expensive?
<Qix> oh wait
<Qix> chanserv isnt back yet
<Pavol_38> roffle
<Qix> shit
<Pavol_38> he's out macking on men
<Pavol_38> he's at the gay pride parade in Toronto
<Qix> wait
<Qix> how would you know there is a gay pride parade in toronto
<Pavol_38> it's on the news
<[clawx]> HAHAH PAVOL SUPPORTS FAGS
<`Buckeye> :D
<Pavol_38> yes, and you're a fat newfie bigot

<FlowingMindspin> OH SHIT
<FlowingMindspin> GUYS
<FlowingMindspin> I JUST HIT A CAR
<FlowingMindspin> FUCK
<FlowingMindspin> THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY HOUSE
<FlowingMindspin> OMG
<FlowingMindspin> I'M SO BADASS
<FlowingMindspin> NOW I'M GOING TO GO SPIKE MY HAIR AND BLEACH THE TIPS AND DYE THEM BLUE OMG

<phish-> i wish i was an oscar myer wiener
<Pavol_38> so I CAN EAT YOU
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Pavol_38> WITH MUSTARD
<Pavol_38> CHOMP YOUR WIENER
<Pavol_38> WITH EXTRA SAUTEED ONIONS
<phish-> dont forget the sourcrout
<FlowingMindspin> sauerkraut
<FlowingMindspin> :P
<phish-> pos
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Pavol_38> the fuck
<Sqwirl> lol sourcrout
<phish-> hahaha
<Pavol_38> god bless the American public school system

<phish-> i'm a fish
<phish-> i only eat maggot bits

<Qix> and plus its easier to kick buckeye to teach everyone else a lesson
<`Buckeye> D:
<Qix> sorry its the truth
<Cheeselog> Qix, I haven't learned my lesson.
<calgone> fuckeye
<Qix> good
<Qix> that means more kicking
* `Buckeye was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Qix))
* `Buckeye has joined #nes_chat
<FlowingMindspin> lol
* Qix sets mode: +v `Buckeye
<`Buckeye> COW GONE
<Qix> now?
<Cheeselog> Not really.
<`Buckeye> cow gone you crazy n00b.
* `Buckeye was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Qix))
* `Buckeye has joined #nes_chat
* Qix sets mode: +v `Buckeye
<Qix> now?
<Cheeselog> That did it.

<[clawx]> SAILOR MOON PORN IS BETTER THEN JESUS

<Weird-Edsel> I WILL HACK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!!!!11111
<Weird-Edsel> :D
<FlowingMindspin> ok
<x1985x> Dave
<Cheeselog> evaD
<x1985x> It's "computar"
<FlowingMindspin> yes.
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Phish|STUPIDESSAYEHEHEH> ESDEL KNOWS Q-BASIC
<Phish|STUPIDESSAYEHEHEH> WATCH OUT

<Cheeselog> Rick Fox Prower: *Eats your pants*
<Cheeselog> Rick Fox Prower: >:-)
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: I haven't owned a pair of pants in 8 years.
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: SO THERE
<Cheeselog> Rick Fox Prower: Then I ate your jeans.
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: Nope.
<Cheeselog> Rick Fox Prower: Your underwear.
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: I've never worn those
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: Whatever "underwear" is.
<Cheeselog> Rick Fox Prower: All right, then I ate your genitals.
<Cheeselog> Rick Fox Prower: And it takes a REAL man to say that.
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: ...
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: So that's where they went.
<Cheeselog> Rick Fox Prower: Heh. I disturb you. >:-)
<Cheeselog> Da Real MajinMoo: Nah, I'm just glad I know where they are.

<Cheeselog> Ugh, I goosed an obese woman with a roll of wrapping paper about a month ago. :-\
<Cheeselog> But it wasn't intentional.

<FlowingMindspin> Nes Player200: if you dont unband me now, Ill hack your computer
<FlowingMindspin> UncalmApostle84: ok
<FlowingMindspin> UncalmApostle84: *unbands you*