THE BEST OF STUPIDITY IN #NES_CHAT VOL. 2 Feb 12, 2002 to Feb 1, 2003

Just Plain Stupid

<Golfer_Ted> I AM GOLFER TED
<RoyalRanger> This is the RoyalRanger Rox Your Sox Show
<Slayer> OHHHH DAN.
<Golfer_Ted> I'll finally get contorll of this show
<Golfer_Ted> but...
<Golfer_Ted> time is up
<RoyalRanger> With Special GUEST!!!
* Slayer whispers in Dan's ears
<Golfer_Ted> see yah next week
* Golfer_Ted is now known as Qix
* Good_Bot (RoyalRange@port-216-214-178-219.exodustech.com) has joined #nes_chat
* Qix sets mode: +v Good_Bot
* Qix sets mode: +o Tiger_Woods
<RoyalRanger> GOOD BOT!!!
<Good_Bot> ;)
<Slayer> COWBOY BEBOP. COWBOY BEBOP. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CI SENOR!
<RoyalRanger> Hello Good Bot, and how are you?
<Good_Bot> ;)
<RoyalRanger> Yes
<RoyalRanger> Well
<Good_Bot> ah
<RoyalRanger> How are you?
* Tiger_Woods is now known as Good_Bat
<Good_Bot> What's with all this name changing going on around here?!
<RoyalRanger> ...
<Good_Bot> ...
* Slayer is now known as Nintendoh
<RoyalRanger> Wait
* Qix is now known as GoodBot
<RoyalRanger> How are you?
<Good_Bot> Are you sure you want to use the name GoodBot instead of Qix ?
<RoyalRanger> Now
<GoodBot> YES!
<GoodBot> NO!
<RoyalRanger> ...
<Good_Bot> ...
<RoyalRanger> GOOD BOT
<Good_Bot> ;)
<RoyalRanger> PLEASE
<GoodBot> NO!
<GoodBot> YES!
<GoodBot> NO!
<RoyalRanger> STOP THIS NONESENSE
<GoodBot> YES!
<GoodBot> NO!
<GoodBot> YES!
<RoyalRanger> NOW
<Good_Bat> good bot is a stupid ripoff
<Good_Bot> ;)
<RoyalRanger> Shut up
<Good_Bot> Who you tellin' to shut up?!
<GoodBot> YES!
<RoyalRanger> You
<GoodBot> NO!
<Good_Bat> NO
<Good_Bot> oh
<GoodBot> NO!
<GoodBot> YES!
<RoyalRanger> stop
<Good_Bot> okay
<GoodBot> NO!
<GoodBot> YES!
<GoodBot> NO!
<GoodBot> YES!
<Good_Bat> YES
<GoodBot> NO!
* You were kicked by RoyalRanger (You're annoying)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #nes_chat
* Rejoined channel #nes_chat
* Topic is '#nes_chat: Be a happy camper!| Today we buried Harold L. "Pineapple" Whiteman:  Nicest man I ever met, God bless and rest his soul!  1939-2002'
* Set by Rhett on Wed Jul 10 18:40:41
<Good_Bot> Hello there, GoodBot and welcome to #nes_chat !
<GoodBot> YES!
<LordJD> RR
<GoodBot> YES!
<LordJD> RR
<Nintendoh> :D
<GoodBot> NO!

The World Anthem

<Nintendoh> So uh whoever did the National Anthem last night SUCKED
<twitch> she was at a rave tho, so she prolly took X
<Qix> ah
<Nintendoh> and the rockets gave glare
<Qix> i've heard of those thingys
<Qix> wouldn't be funny if your name was Mo Lester?
<RoyalRanger> Sorry to hear 'bout that twitch
<Nintendoh> ectasy
<Nintendoh> *ecstasy
<Nintendoh> HELP MY UNCLE JACK OFF THE ROOF!
<RoyalRanger> BTW
<Nintendoh> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Nintendoh> err
<RoyalRanger> <Nintendoh> So uh whoever did the National Anthem last night SUCKED
<Nintendoh> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
<RoyalRanger> I'm sure it doesn;t suck as much as the...
<Nintendoh> yes she did
<RoyalRanger> Ugh
<RoyalRanger> "World Anthem"
<Nintendoh> whats that
<lynx561> world anthem #1
<RoyalRanger> A new anthem that totally sucks
<Nintendoh> is it
<Nintendoh> man i have to get to sleep
<Qix> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=HELP+UNCLE+JACK+OFF+THE+ROOF
<Nintendoh> i have a busy day tomorrow
<Qix> wow
<Nintendoh> :D :D
<RoyalRanger> http://worldanthemproject.com/
<Nintendoh> whats comes up qix
<RoyalRanger> Sucks
<RoyalRanger> I hear a demo on the radio once
<RoyalRanger> It sucks so bad
<RoyalRanger> IT does
<Qix> 25,300 people have uncle jacks that are on the roof
<Nintendoh> :D LOL
<RoyalRanger> And it's amazing it took them over 4 years to make such a crappy song
<Nintendoh> well
<Nintendoh> this girl that did the national anthem is unheard of
<lynx561> 4 years
<lynx561> wow
<Nintendoh> she messed up on the words twice
<lynx561> was she hot?
<Nintendoh> well i gtg
<Nintendoh> kinda
<Nintendoh> She wailed
<Qix> Throughout the world, We sing our praise to peace,
<Qix> Our bond of love, Will serve us endlessly. 
<Qix> May we sing loud, To fire our hopes and joys, And let us now, 
<Qix> Believe in trust, Eternally for all. 
<Qix> All the winds, And all the storms, All the passions, Be calm. 
<Qix> Let the earth's foundations rise, To call us all as one. 
<Qix> This song we sing, To lead us through the night, 
<Qix> To see us through, The trying times, To a future bright. 
<Qix> Throughout the world, We sing our praise to peace, 
<Qix> Our bond of love, Will serve us true for, All as one for all. 
<Qix> damn
<lynx561> then it doesn't matter
<Qix> that short
<Qix> i could right that in 4 minutes
<Qix> it would sound better
<RoyalRanger> lol
<Nintendoh> Yes, but its rediculous to mess up the national anthem
<RoyalRanger> LOL
<lynx561> hahah
<RoyalRanger> yup
<RoyalRanger> :D
<lynx561> thats what I was about to say
<lynx561> In fact, I've already written it
<Nintendoh> how could it take 4 years to write that?
<RoyalRanger> lol
<RoyalRanger> Don't ask me
<lynx561> listen
<lynx561> the world is great
<lynx561> the world is good
<Nintendoh> who wrote it? some overdosed hippie?
<lynx561> the world is awesome
<lynx561> it gives food
<Nintendoh> on that note, im leaving.
<lynx561> I like the world
<Qix> :D
<RoyalRanger> lol
<RoyalRanger> That's much better
<lynx561> yep
<Nintendoh> oh darn you all to heck.
* Nintendoh (al_dog_06@zvl-dialup-51.msmisp.com) Quit (Quit: Now im going to pump myself full of STEROIDS and hurl a baseball at Bud Selig's face.)
<lynx561> heh
<RoyalRanger> lol
<lynx561> I think my version is better
<RoyalRanger> So do I
<Qix> me too
<Qix> here's mine
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<Qix> THE WORLD SUCKS
<RoyalRanger> ROFL
<RoyalRanger> Throughout the world, We sing our praise to peace,
<RoyalRanger> Our bond of love, Will serve us endlessly. 
<RoyalRanger> May we sing loud, To fire our hopes and joys, And let us now, 
<RoyalRanger> Believe in trust, Eternally for all. 
<RoyalRanger> All the winds, And all the storms, All the passions, Be calm. 
<RoyalRanger> Let the earth's foundations rise, To call us all as one. 
<RoyalRanger> This song we sing, To lead us through the night, 
<RoyalRanger> To see us through, The trying times, To a future bright. 
<RoyalRanger> Throughout the world, We sing our praise to peace, 
<RoyalRanger> Our bond of love, Will serve us true for, All as one for all. 
<RoyalRanger> sucks
<RoyalRanger> And BTW
<RoyalRanger> When I heard the small demo on the radio
<RoyalRanger> You couldn't even understand the words
<lynx561> it had a kazoo?
<RoyalRanger> It sounded like something out of a Disney Movie
<RoyalRanger> One of those Magic Kingdom things
<RoyalRanger> :P
<RoyalRanger> I like kazoos
<Qix> man, i can hear Walt Disney rolling in his grave
<lynx561> really?
<RoyalRanger> :D
<lynx561> I thought he was dead
<Qix> oh wait, he's frozen

Jewish #nes_chat

<General-Rhett> well I'm doing a political site now
<General-Rhett> I decided that I would
<General-Rhett> just need to find a pure server  >:P
<the_killa> my newest channel is #romhacking
<lynx561> no
<the_killa> ?
<lynx561> political sites = boring
<lynx561> not j00
<the_killa> oh
<lynx561> rhett
<Qix> make it a funny politcan site
<Qix> like that one guy runs
<lynx561> yea
<lynx561> or like the Daily Show
<the_killa> j00 sounds like jew >:(
<lynx561> uhh...
<lynx561> I was singing
<Qix> i hope you know that we are all jewsih
<lynx561> this is not for j00...
<Qix> this is a jewish #nes_chat
<lynx561> especially Rhett
<lynx561> he is a hardcore jew
<Qix> where do you think are nicknames come from
<Qix> THE JEWISH BIBBLE
<Qix> err Bible
<the_killa> yeah ok... 
* the_killa twirls figer at head
<Qix> I THINK WE KNOW WHAT RELGION WE FOLLOW
<the_killa> I beleive in god, Damnit and jesus, damnit
<Qix> ...
<Qix> GET OUT OF HERE
<the_killa> ?
<Qix> You... You... JESUS LOVER
* Qix sets mode: +o General-Rhett
* the_killa eyes twitch
<Qix> YOUR THE DEVIL
<the_killa>  without evil there is no good
<Qix> WITH THE QIX THERE IS
<General-Rhett> it'll be sorta a cross between X-Entertainment.com and a political site  >:D
<the_killa> heheh
<lynx561> Rhett will tell jokes on the site
<lynx561> "A horse walked into a bar, the bartender said 'why the long face?'"
<the_killa> that is like 80yrs old
<the_killa> but still funny
<Qix> DAMNIT
<the_killa> (not really)
<Qix> YOU ARE SUCH THE COMMUNIST
<the_killa> eh.. I try not
<lynx561> BWAHAHAHA
<lynx561> I AM...
<lynx561> ...NAZI LYNX
* lynx561 is now known as nazi_lynx
<Qix> oh yes
<Qix> and hes a jew
<the_killa> ?¿
<Qix> DON'T GIVE US ANY OF THE ANERIOUX SYMBOLS
* nazi_lynx salutes
* Qix salutes the seagulls eating trash
* nazi_lynx sings the World is Good Anthem
* Qix salutes the seagulls eating trash
<the_killa> why not §ºçè¿¡
* nazi_lynx is now known as lynx561
<Qix> WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS, THE CRYING GAME!?!?!?!?

The FAKE Groxx

* Groxx (Groxx@pool-151-197-190-239.phil.east.verizon.net) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Groxx
* Qix sets mode: +v Groxx
<Qix> hi groxx
<Qix> meet my good friend Frank
* twitchyx (FORCE@12-237-90-221.client.attbi.com) has joined #nes_chat
* Qix sets mode: +v twitchyx
<FurankufurutoSooseeji> yo
<FurankufurutoSooseeji> WHOA GROXX
<Qix> yes, that is not groxx
<Qix> that's just a imposter that we hired that comes in here to make the chan feel important
<FurankufurutoSooseeji> ah. I see. Later...
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o RoyalRanger
* Qix sets mode: +v RoyalRanger
<RoyalRanger> FurankufurutoSooseeji?
<phish`> All activity is arranged and discussed in advance of filming and every effort is made to insure
<phish`> the health and safety of the performers and to ensure that their performance is a pleasant and
<phish`> enjoyable experience.
<Qix> he's my friend frank
<Groxx> yay
<Qix> hi fake groxx
<Groxx> Hello, Fix
<Qix> :D
<Qix> I'm not a fake Qix
<Qix> You see, awhile back we needed a mexican midget to mock RandX
<Qix> when NEsplayer started up and everyone wanted to see Groxx, we hired the mexican midget to play our "Groxx"
<FurankufurutoSooseeji> cool
<FurankufurutoSooseeji> I'm not a fake FurankufurutoSooseeji
<RoyalRanger> I am a fake RoyalRanger
<RoyalRanger> I play myself
<RoyalRanger> But I'm not m

More Stupidity

<RoyalRanger> http://www.spiritdaily.com/books.40.jpg
<[donutman]> :D
<RoyalRanger> Damn you IIIPgCIII
<[donutman]> thats not me
<RoyalRanger> Trying to indoctrinate the kids
<[donutman]> im way cooler
<phish`> OL
<[donutman]>  way  cooler
<phish`>  13WAY KOO
<RoyalRanger> :D
<FlowingMindspin> Ironically created in the very middle of the hacking of NES message boards and websites, FlowingMindspin is at it again this time with his very own NES page. Faucet all ready has a handful of well-written reviews up but, other than that, the few other sections are skinnier than Calista Flockhart, herself. I can't wait to see more~! Faucet #1
<FlowingMindspin> www.donutman.com
<RoyalRanger> That's you
<FlowingMindspin> :oD
<FlowingMindspin> that's ippy
<FlowingMindspin> heh heh
<[donutman]> im way cooler
<[donutman]>  way  cooler
<RoyalRanger> lol
<RoyalRanger> :D
<RoyalRanger> www.donutman.com
<RoyalRanger> YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WEBSITE
<[clawPIMP]> :D
<[clawPIMP]> lol
<[donutman]> http://www.donutman.com/V/ontour/OT_07_TheBathSongRM28k.rm
<Groxx> Damn your Christian singing goodness!
<Aduderanch> haha
<RoyalRanger> ROFL
<FlowingMindspin> :oD
<Aduderanch> "when i take a bath, i think about the lord" ????
<Groxx> Jesus watches me with super soap? Yahtzee!
<Aduderanch> what the hell
<[donutman]> Supersoap #1
<RoyalRanger> :D
<Aduderanch> this song is about getting feeled up by jesus in a tub
<RoyalRanger> ROFLMAO
<[clawPIMP]> hahaha lol
<RoyalRanger> DAMN YOU IPPY
<RoyalRanger> YOU ARE INDOCTRINATING THE KIDS
<FlowingMindspin> ARGH
<FlowingMindspin> http://bpz.tripod.com/nes/neshome.html
<FlowingMindspin> go there
<FlowingMindspin> what game is that midi from?!
<FlowingMindspin> this is gonna bug me
<[donutman]> this is my real theme song...
<[donutman]> http://www.fatwreck.com/empee/50132.mp3
<RoyalRanger> Actually
<RoyalRanger> I watched a Donut Man video once
<RoyalRanger> D:
<[donutman]> HAHAHA
<RoyalRanger> The most boring thing I ever saw
<[donutman]> http://www.fatwreck.com/empee/50132.mp3
<[donutman]> http://www.fatwreck.com/empee/50132.mp3
<[donutman]> http://www.fatwreck.com/empee/50132.mp3
<[donutman]> my real song
<LordJD> http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~jturbe00/mays.swf
<Aduderanch> marble madness
<FlowingMindspin> http://bpz.tripod.com/nes/neshome.html
<FlowingMindspin> dammit
<FlowingMindspin> yes
<FlowingMindspin> that's it
<RoyalRanger> Flowing
<Aduderanch> :D
<LordJD> http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~jturbe00/mays.swf
<RoyalRanger> Marble Madness
<FlowingMindspin> I must play marble madness
<FlowingMindspin> i need to get a copy first.
*** RoyalRanger changes topic to 'http://www.dtek.chalmers.se/~d3rebas/creative/pics/potato.jpg | IPPY REVEALED http://www.donutman.com/ '
<[donutman]> I have it for gameboy
<FlowingMindspin> when i take a bath
<FlowingMindspin> i think about the lord
<[donutman]> :D
<FlowingMindspin> too bad it's lagged
<FlowingMindspin> those kids look petrified
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<RoyalRanger> lol
<[donutman]> supersoap is code for - baby oil
<FlowingMindspin> SUPERSOAP
<FlowingMindspin> oh lord that's frightening
<[donutman]> Thats the donutmans little secret
<[donutman]> but not me
<[donutman]> the other donutman
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> seriously
<Aduderanch> http://www.donutman.com/i/bshirt2.gif  sweet crap
<[donutman]> the evil twin
<FlowingMindspin> that guy's probably like a child molestor ;o(
<[donutman]> HAHAHAHAHA
<[donutman]> IM NOT
<FlowingMindspin> DUNCAN DONUT!
<FlowingMindspin> har har
<RoyalRanger> :D
<Aduderanch> http://www.donutman.com/i/Puppet1.jpg  it looks like a sex toy
<FlowingMindspin> lmao that's lame
<Aduderanch> Puppet comes with 3 finger holes in the back
<Groxx> He washed my hands so that I could touch
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> the world he loved so very much!
<FlowingMindspin> jesus fills me up with hope!
<[donutman]> http://www.fatwreck.com/empee/50132.mp3
<FlowingMindspin> and washes me with SUPER SOAAAP
<FlowingMindspin> lol that does look like a sex toy
<FlowingMindspin> god
* [donutman] washed FM with supersoap
<Aduderanch> haha
<RoyalRanger> http://www.bigidea.com/
<RoyalRanger> MUCH BETTER CHRISTIAN KIDS ENTERTAINMENT
<Groxx> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/uploads/63000/63696_Zelda2.swf hum hmm hee
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> grocks, it crashed my browser
<FlowingMindspin> YOU ALWAYS CRASH IT
<FlowingMindspin> A;FOAWOERJIWOAFJCOWIAJC
<FlowingMindspin> did you make this groxx?
<RoyalRanger> http://www.bigidea.com/games/mvi/default.htm
<RoyalRanger> I WANT THAT GAME
* [donutman] washes Groxx with supersoap
<Groxx> No some other sick person
* [donutman] washes Groxx with supersoap
* [donutman] washes Groxx with supersoap
* [donutman] washes Groxx with supersoap
<FlowingMindspin> lol
* [donutman] HONK HONK
<FlowingMindspin> bah it won't load.
<FlowingMindspin> I BET I'M BEING DISCONNECTED
<FlowingMindspin> OH YAY MEe

Fun with bots

<Qix> !seen Asshole
<FlowingMindspin> endlessly replaying times that were unkind
-ChanServ- asshole lacks access to #nes_chat.
<portnoyd> Qix, well... i don't remember seeing Asshole :\
<RoyalRanger> I got this weird e-mail
* Crawland1000 (CKD@218warp188.newtel.com) has left #nes_chat
<FlowingMindspin> go away sun i'm not prepared, for you today
<Qix> !seen Chanserv
-ChanServ- ChanServ is the channel service bot.
<portnoyd> Qix, erm... Chanserv is on #nes_chat right now....
* [clawx] (CKD@218warp188.newtel.com) has joined #nes_chat
* Qix sets mode: +v [clawx]
<FlowingMindspin> it seems you are, it seems you are....... HWA
<Qix> woah!
<Qix> PORT IS TALKING TO US
<Qix> HI PORT!!!
<[clawx]> so what happened while i was gone?<Qix> <FlowingMindspin> go away sun i'm not prepared, for you today
<Qix> <Qix> !seen Chanserv
<Qix> -ChanServ- ChanServ is the channel service bot.
<Qix> <portnoyd> Qix, erm... Chanserv is on #nes_chat right now....
<FlowingMindspin> !seen me
<portnoyd> FlowingMindspin, well... i don't remember seeing me :\
<Qix> !seen John_Madden
<portnoyd> Qix, well... i don't remember seeing John_Madden :\
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<[clawx]> !seen You're Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing You're :\
<FlowingMindspin> stop, you'll short circuit him :oP
<[clawx]> :D
<[clawx]> :D
<[clawx]> !seen You're Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing You're :\
<[clawx]> !seen You're Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing You're :\
<[clawx]> !seen You're Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing You're :\
<[clawx]> !seen You're Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing You're :\
<[clawx]> !seen You're Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing You're :\
<Qix> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> Qix, well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<[clawx]> :D
<portnoyd> Qix, well... i don't remember YOU FUCKING WITHTHE SEEN BOT ASSHOLE
<[clawx]> HAHAHA
<FlowingMindspin> ...
<Qix> ...
<[clawx]> :D
<FlowingMindspin> :oD
<RoyalRanger> I got this weird e-mail
<[clawx]> :D
<RoyalRanger> hey. i heard you are pretty big in the nes scene. im in a band called nintendo power and we need a nintendo type graphic design for our cd. on this insert would be our song list. if you can help in any way or know anyone that could please help. if you can design something for us you will geta  free cd if we use it. http://www.geocities.com/nintendopower203/index...attached is something for you to get an idea of what we need...thanks a lot!
<RoyalRanger> -rob
<[clawx]> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<FlowingMindspin> yeah, rr
<FlowingMindspin> that's the guy who's joining NES Chedda
<FlowingMindspin> i guess
<[clawx]> tell him to eat a bottle of ass
<FlowingMindspin> he's from australia
<[clawx]> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<[clawx]> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<[clawx]> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<[clawx]> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<[clawx]> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<RoyalRanger> ...
<[clawx]> !seen Your_Penis
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember seeing Your_Penis :\
<FlowingMindspin> CLAW
<RoyalRanger> stop that
<FlowingMindspin> stop.
<FlowingMindspin> yes.
<Qix> I smeeplease
<portnoyd> [clawx], well... i don't remember Ippy downloading a lot of porn from me right now.

Phish comes out....

<Qix> if you want edsel to be kicked say "I am gay"
<phish`> I am gay.
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by Qix (Weird-Edsel)
* Weird-Edsel  has joined #nes_chat
* Qix sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<Weird-Edsel> put that one in the logs
<phish`> I am gay.
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by Qix (Weird-Edsel)
* Weird-Edsel has joined #nes_chat
* Qix sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<phish`> I am gay.
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by Qix (Weird-Edsel)

More stupid crap.

<[clawx]> lets see who can get kicked off the sever first
<[clawx]> ick?
<[clawx]> you in?
<ickdoggit> uh
<ickdoggit> yes?
<[clawx]> you just spam the chat till your kicked off the channel
<[clawx]> go like
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<ickdoggit> k
<[clawx]> cmon
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<ickdoggit> how long will i be kicked off for?
<[clawx]> not long
<[clawx]> not long
<[clawx]> not long
<[clawx]> not long
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<ickdoggit> BEANS
<ickdoggit> my mother just flipped out because i spit on the floor D:
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<[clawx]> I'M A GONNA WINZ0RS
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<ickdoggit> BEANS
<ickdoggit> BEANS
<[clawx]> SMELL MY  FEET
<ickdoggit> BEANS
* [clawx] Quit (Excess Flood)
<ickdoggit> BEANS
<ickdoggit> BEANS'
<ickdoggit> haha, he wins
<ickdoggit> loser
* [clawx] has joined #nes_chat
<[clawx]> Classic.
<ickdoggit> yes
<[clawx]> I win. ;D

Edsel Bashing

<Qix> NES Player 200: Qix
<Qix> QixAck: what?
<Qix> NES Player 200: #nes_chat
<Qix> NES Player 200: NOW
<Qix> QixAck: edsel
<Qix> NES Player 200: yeah?
<Qix> QixAck: i am in #nes_chat you fucking dumbass
<Qix> NES Player 200: oh
<Qix> NES Player 200: I mean #nes_chat on austnet
<Qix> QixAck: fuck you
<Qix> NES Player 200: cause no one is in there
<Qix> NES Player 200: and I feel lonely
<Qix> QixAck: well then come in #nes_chat on gamesnet you fucking two bit whore
<Drewskie> who is that?
<Qix> claw
<Qix> change your nick
<[clawx]> TO Wha
* [clawx] is now known as Rick
<Qix> there you go
<Drewskie> haha Rick
<Qix> NES Player 200: is claawx in there?
<Qix> QixAck: no
<Qix> QixAck: he left around a hour ago
<Qix> NES Player 200: he better not be. Or else I'll have to abruptly leave the channel
<Qix> QixAck: he wont be
<Qix> wait....
<Qix> NES Player 200: and god only knows what trouble will come of that
<Qix> claw you heard the man
<Qix> change your nick back
<Rick> hehe :D
<Rick> no
<Rick> i want to strew with his head :D
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Qix> QixAck: hes not in #nes_chat
<Qix> NES Player 200: okay
<Qix> QixAck: a friend of Groxx's named rick is in there
<Qix> NES Player 200: I'm coming in
<Qix> QixAck: but no cla
<Qix> rick deop yourself
* Rick sets mode: -o Rick
* Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edse@27.seattle11rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<Rick> :D
<Rick> Hi edsel
<Weird-Edsel> yay
<FlowingMindspin> o.o
<Qix> hey edsel
<Rick> So groxx, When will I be getting my ops?
<FlowingMindspin> o.o
<Weird-Edsel> I am getting the feeling that Rick is Clawx
<Qix> no
<Weird-Edsel> but oh well
<Rick> Who's this clawx?
<Weird-Edsel> WHATS UP #NES_CHAT
<Qix> shut up edsel
<FlowingMindspin> BRYANT GUMBEL
<Weird-Edsel> I am wearing a party hat
<Weird-Edsel> and there is no party going on today
<Weird-Edsel> Drewskie?
<Qix> thats claw
<Qix> Drewskie is claw
<Qix> rick is groxx's friend
<Qix> Flowing is lisker
<Qix> I'm Qix
<Weird-Edsel> thats AndrewB
<Drewskie> whats up?
<Qix> and pavol is a canadian hockey player
<Pavol_38> BELLOW EDSEL
* Weird-Edsel cry
<Qix> <Weird-Edsel> Whats a steak sauce?
<Weird-Edsel> I just got rid of a fucking trojan virus I picked up off of mirc D:
<Drewskie> Rick is a "random" chatter
<Weird-Edsel> it was fucking up my computer, badly
<Qix> and you are a "random" annoyance claw
<Weird-Edsel> Amen
<Qix> shut up edsel
<Weird-Edsel> MNNJD.EXE = evil
<Rick> Edsel, YOu are annoying. 
<Rick> I wish groxx would give me my ops.
<Weird-Edsel> It made all the programs I wanted to open commit illegal operations
<Rick> That's great.
<Rick> We dont care.
<Weird-Edsel> and I couldent shut my computer off
<Weird-Edsel> it sucked
* Qix sets mode: +o Rick
<Drewskie> Ok I need to isolate myself in my room for another 2 hours. see y a
* Drewskie (AndrewB@h24-68-76-192.vc.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit)
<Qix> ...
<Qix> asshole
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Weird-Edsel> Wow, you sure come forward quickly for a guy who doesnt know me, Rick
<Rick> These guys have been telling me about you
<Rick> before you came in
<FlowingMindspin> AND THE RAIDERS ARE ROLLIN ALREADY :D
<Pavol_38> :D
<Rick> and about annoying you are
<Weird-Edsel> ah
<Pavol_38> Hello Groxx's friend
<Weird-Edsel> lol
<Weird-Edsel> Rick is clawx
<Qix> lets give ops to everyone
<Rick> Hello Canadian Hockey Player
<Rick> I am not.
* Rick sets mode: +o Pavol_38
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Pavol_38
<Weird-Edsel> well
<Pavol_38> :D
<Pavol_38> lol
* Qix sets mode: +oo Mink Pavol_38
-ChanServ- You may not op users who lack op or greater access.
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Mink
-ChanServ- You may not op users who lack op or greater access.
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Pavol_38
<Pavol_38> nice try
<Pavol_38> D:
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by Rick (GIVE A KICK TO EVERYONE IS WHAT HE MENT)
* Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edse@27.seattle11rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<Pavol_38> yes
<Rick> :D
<Pavol_38> Rick learns quick
<FlowingMindspin> ment
<Qix> yes
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Pavol_38> I like him already!
<Qix> Rick knows how to kick
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Weird-Edsel> that rhymes
<FlowingMindspin> no
<FlowingMindspin> you're wrong
* FlowingMindspin cry
<FlowingMindspin> D:
<Weird-Edsel> I probably am
<Weird-Edsel> Qix, why did you decide to come back to the scene? I thought you hated it
<Weird-Edsel> how it was going down the shitter and stuff
* FlowingMindspin is now known as FlowingPoop
<Pavol_38> THIS IS NOT THE SCENE
<Pavol_38> IT ALL HAS TO DO WITH NOTHING
<Weird-Edsel> Well
<Weird-Edsel> you are correct
<Weird-Edsel> but..
<Weird-Edsel> um
* Weird-Edsel stumped
<Weird-Edsel> I cant believe I got a trojan
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by Rick (Qix left because you were around now go away)
* Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edse@27.seattle11rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<Weird-Edsel> I didnt even d/l anything
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by Rick (You were born. That was enough)
* Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edse@27.seattle11rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<Groxx> Reid looks like he's going to kill someone
<Weird-Edsel> lol, Rick that was lame :D
<Weird-Edsel> and, Rick is clawx
<Weird-Edsel> why would it deop everyone else, but not him?
<Rick> what are you talking about
<Rick> I'm not this clawx.
<Weird-Edsel> * Qix sets mode: +oo Mink Pavol_38
<Weird-Edsel> * ChanServ sets mode: -o Mink
<Weird-Edsel> * ChanServ sets mode: -o Pavol_38
* clawx (Lake@218warp188.newtel.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +o clawx
* Qix sets mode: +v clawx
* FlowingPoop is now known as FlowingMindspin
<FlowingMindspin> ah poop
<clawx> ahh esdel
<Weird-Edsel> lol
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by clawx (I LOVE TO KICK YOU)
* Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edse@27.seattle11rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<Weird-Edsel> claw, you are not fooling me
<Weird-Edsel> you opened another mirc window
* clawx sets mode: +b *!*@27.seattle11rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by clawx (Well then get out and stay out your no fun)

Pissing Off Claw

<Qix> hmm who wants to piss off claw
<donutman> me
<Qix> ok
<Qix> watch
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> this oughta be good.
* Groxx changes topic to '#nes_chat: California Raisin Proto found? http://www.nesplayer.com/features/californiaraisins/proto.htm | http://homepage1.nifty.com/~ds79/kamikaze/'
<Groxx> kamikaze luigi
<Qix> QixAck: HOLY SHIT
<Qix> QixAck: HOLY SHIT
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: HOLY PENIS
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: HOLY SHIT
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: HOLY PISS
<Qix> QixAck: LANNY AND FLOWING ARE ARGUING IN #NES_CHAT
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: GASP
<Qix> QixAck: GET IN THERE NOW
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: !!!
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: NO
<Qix> QixAck: YOU WILL MISS IT
* [notclawx] (Lake@218warp188.newtel.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v [notclawx]
<LannyCox> :O
<Qix> hi claw
<LannyCox> you fucking faggot
<[notclawx]> BASTARD
<FlowingMindspin> LANNY YOU FUCK
<FlowingMindspin> D:
<[notclawx]> i'm not claw
<LannyCox> i don't care dude
<LannyCox> i don't care
<FlowingMindspin> yah
<donutman> jeez, calm down
<FlowingMindspin> fuck you
* [notclawx] (Lake@218warp188.newtel.com) has left #nes_chat
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Qix> damn
<donutman> :D
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<LannyCox> T AND T IS #1!!!!!
* [clawx] (Lake@218warp188.newtel.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v [clawx]
<LannyCox> T AND T IS #1!!!!!
<[clawx]> WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY OPS GODDAMNIT
<FlowingMindspin> :D
* Qix points to groxx
* Groxx is now known as Groxx-away
<LannyCox> :D
<Qix> :D
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<FlowingMindspin> rofl
* donutman sets mode: -v [clawx]
<donutman> lol
<LannyCox> :D
<FlowingMindspin> lol
* donutman sets mode: +v [clawx]
<[clawx]> good bye you fucks. See you in hell.
<Qix> rofl
* [clawx] (Lake@218warp188.newtel.com) Quit (Quit: hahaha)
<LannyCox> man is there a command like deltree for FTP?
<LannyCox> cause i'm getting pissed off deleting stuff file by file
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: i have left forever
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: BOYCOTT NES CHAT TILL I GET MY OPS BACK
<Qix> QixAck: ok Dan
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: shut up
<FlowingMindspin> i don't know.
<donutman> lol. dan
<Qix> ClawwarriorX: Has groxx given back my ops
<Qix> should i say yes?
<FlowingMindspin> ClawwarriorX: O.O
<FlowingMindspin> FlowingNES: o.o
<FlowingMindspin> ClawwarriorX: tell groxx to return my ops
<FlowingMindspin> ClawwarriorX: with a please
<FlowingMindspin> FlowingNES: lol
<FlowingMindspin> sure.
<donutman> yes
<FlowingMindspin> i did :D
* [clawx] (Lake@218warp188.newtel.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v [clawx]
<FlowingMindspin> hm.
<[clawx]> I DONT SEE THEM
<FlowingMindspin> chanserv is being a bitch
<FlowingMindspin> D:
<Qix> yes
<[clawx]> FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LIAR 
<FlowingMindspin> and grocks had to go get his mullet trimmed.
<LannyCox> god fucking damn is this tedious or what
<FlowingMindspin> i'm not lying D:
<FlowingMindspin> yes, ftp is the sux0r :(
<[clawx]> your tedious you asspoop
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<donutman> haha
<FlowingMindspin> asspoop
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<[clawx]> ASSPOOP
<[clawx]> your all asspoops
<FlowingMindspin> lmao
<[clawx]> FUCK YOU ALL YOU ALL

Lisker goes crazy

* Groxx sets mode: +o Lisker
<Groxx> OP
<Lisker> make me permanent
<Groxx> No
<Weird-Edsel> make me an op
<Lisker> ...why not
<Weird-Edsel> I dont care if it is perm. or not
<FlowingMindspin> heh
<Groxx> I hate having a room with all OPs
<Qix> hell no
<Qix> listen
<Weird-Edsel> just let me have one for a while
<Lisker> I don't care, deop someone then
<Lisker> like, uh...
<Qix> me, flowing, jackal are ops
<Lisker> flowing
<Qix> claw is in the 4th spot
<Lisker> seriously though,
<Lisker> claw
<Lisker> lol
<Jackalneo> why is claw an op?
<Groxx> And Claw has "temp" OPs for annoyance :P
<Jackalneo> :D
<Weird-Edsel> http://www.samandmax.net/main.php <--- I love this game, and so should you
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<Weird-Edsel> everyone has ops but me D:
<Qix> come back tomorrow and someone else will be in the 4th spot
* Weird-Edsel cry
<FlowingMindspin> http://www.macromedia.com <--- I love this site, so should you
<Weird-Edsel> even the master-idler chanserv does
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Jackalneo> O:
<Qix> now when people start coming back to this chat, more people will get ops
<Weird-Edsel> I never said flash was bad
<Jackalneo> i remember sam and max!
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Jackalneo> that cartoon wasn't bad
<Weird-Edsel> I just dont think flash is for comics
<FlowingMindspin> YAY DAMIEN C DEMO CD
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Weird-Edsel> the game is #1
<FlowingMindspin> CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE AGNOSTIC SOUL
* FlowingMindspin grooves
* Lisker changes topic to 'This obsession with op-ship has made us all slaves!  It's society, man'
<Lisker> ...at least ban chanserv
<Lisker> he annoys me
<Weird-Edsel> give me an op if everyone has one D:
* Lisker sets mode: +o Weird-Edsel
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Weird-Edsel
<Lisker> see
<Weird-Edsel> I am like the only one with out one. soon CANNAN will have one D:
* FlowingMindspin sets mode: -o Lisker
<Lisker> chanserv's a dick
<Lisker> kill it
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Lisker> I gotta go
<Lisker> so hah
<Weird-Edsel> clawx has one, I should
<Qix> Oh, I'm just casually taking heroin.
<FlowingMindspin> later liskey
* Retrieving #nes_chat info...
* Lisker (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has left #nes_chat
* Qix changes topic to 'http://assoc-admin.com/joey/forum/viewtopic.php?t=54 <--- Great debate on new console releases... please, feel free to chime in! | I'm back! ROCK AND ROLL NEVER DIES'
<FlowingMindspin> o.o
* [clawx] (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v [clawx]
<[clawx]> heya
<FlowingMindspin> hi lisker
<[clawx]> can't log it
<Groxx> Hi Lisker :D
<[clawx]> op me
<[clawx]> lisker
<Qix> Hi Lisker
<[clawx]> who is lisker
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<[clawx]> ...
* [clawx] was kicked by Groxx (!OP)
* [clawx] (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v [clawx]
* [clawx] (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has left #nes_chat
* RoyalRanger (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v RoyalRanger
<Jackalneo> hi lisker
<Groxx> Hello!
<RoyalRanger> hey, i've come to reclaim the room
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<RoyalRanger> so give it back
<FlowingMindspin> some vacation you must be having, RR
<Jackalneo> is this going in the prank section too?
<FlowingMindspin> o.o
<Jackalneo> along with the likes of nesho?
<Jackalneo> :D
<Groxx> You speak like an uneduated ranger, RR D:
<RoyalRanger> yeah
<RoyalRanger> I know
<Qix> thats funny
<RoyalRanger> give me the board
<Jackalneo> POP QUIZ:
<RoyalRanger> I mean room
<RoyalRanger> now
<Qix> RR, you're on vacation
<Jackalneo> WHAT IS GOD'S FIRST NAME?
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<RoyalRanger> I am on vacation
<Qix> ALFREDO
<RoyalRanger> this is my laptopp
<RoyalRanger> alfredo
<Groxx> Laptopp
<RoyalRanger> nesho?
<RoyalRanger> who?
<RoyalRanger> yes
<RoyalRanger> laptoppp
<RoyalRanger> it comes with internet connection
* RoyalRanger was kicked by Jackalneo (i own j00s)
* RoyalRanger (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v RoyalRanger
<RoyalRanger> so I can talk to you guys while I'm in...
<RoyalRanger> uh.....
<Groxx> OK
<RoyalRanger> here
<Weird-Edsel> bible school?
<RoyalRanger> sure, whatever
* Jackalneo thumps bible
* FlowingMindspin is now known as Lisker
<Lisker> :D
<Lisker> :D
* RoyalRanger is now known as Flowing
<Weird-Edsel> <nun> dont be on the devil computer! *smack*
<Flowing> I love flashmovies
<Flowing> because I am an idiot
* Flowing was kicked by Lisker (poopy)
* Flowing (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Flowing
* Flowing makes love to flashmovie
<Groxx> @_@
<Groxx> lol
<Flowing> ...
* Flowing (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has left #nes_chat
* Qix is now known as Otto_Von_Bisquick
<Groxx> Lisker = nuts
* Groxxsparent (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Groxxsparent
* Lisker is now known as FlowingMindspin
<Groxxsparent> groxx
<Groxxsparent> I am your...
<Groxx> WHICH ONE?
<Groxxsparent> ...parent
<Groxxsparent> you know
<Groxxsparent> don't make me spank you
<Otto_Von_Bisquick> I AM OTTO VON BISQUICK
<Groxxsparent> i'm your favorite
<FlowingMindspin> i got spanked today :(
<Otto_Von_Bisquick> FEAR ME
<Groxxsparent> ...
* Groxxsparent (~janus@12-216-0-10.client.mchsi.com) has left #nes_chat
<FlowingMindspin> lol
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<FlowingMindspin> rofl
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<Groxx> Keep 'em coming
<FlowingMindspin> otto von bisquick #1
<FlowingMindspin> :D
<FlowingMindspin> rofl
* Otto_Von_Bisquick is now known as Qix

SATAN CLAWS (Dont Ask)

* Qix is now known as SATAN_CLAWS
<SATAN_CLAWS> GWAHAHAHAHA
* SATAN_CLAWS eats pavol
<FlowingMindspin> o.o
<SATAN_CLAWS> RAH RAH RAH
* FlowingMindspin kill satan
* FlowingMindspin kill satan
* [clawx-gone] (Lake@218warp188.newtel.com) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +o [clawx-gone]
* SATAN_CLAWS sets mode: +v [clawx-gone]
* FlowingMindspin moose
* SATAN_CLAWS eats flowing
* FlowingMindspin moose
<[clawx-gone]> EEK
* [clawx-gone] runs off
<SATAN_CLAWS> RAHHHHHHHH
* [clawx-gone] is now known as [clawx]
* SATAN_CLAWS runs after clawx
* [clawx] jumps on his moose
* SATAN_CLAWS eats moose
<[clawx]> flys into the sky
<[clawx]> HAHA
<[clawx]> I'M FLYING
<SATAN_CLAWS> ...
* [clawx] flaps his arms
* Weird-Edsel sits on satan claws lap and murders him with a baseball bat
<[clawx]> BITCH
* SATAN_CLAWS pulls the moose off claw
<[clawx]> EEK
* SATAN_CLAWS eats the moose
* [clawx] falls to his deat
<[clawx]> h
* SATAN_CLAWS eats edsel
<Pavol_38> hm
* [clawx] comes back to life
* SATAN_CLAWS eats JD
* SATAN_CLAWS eats clawx
* [clawx] jumps on his flying machine
<[clawx]> no
<FlowingMindspin> PAVOL
<[clawx]> I GOT AWAY
<FlowingMindspin> QUICK
<Pavol_38> yeah
<FlowingMindspin> UNLEASH THE -ISMS
* SATAN_CLAWS eats the flying machine
<Pavol_38> uh
<Pavol_38> no
<Pavol_38> :D
<[clawx]> EEL
* SATAN_CLAWS eats clawx
<FlowingMindspin> :d
<Pavol_38> mm eel
* [clawx] falls into the ocean
<FlowingMindspin> lol
* SATAN_CLAWS eats andrew
* FlowingMindspin eel
* [clawx] swims away
<[clawx]> BITCH
* SATAN_CLAWS fishes clawx out of the ocean
* SATAN_CLAWS eats clawx
<[clawx]> ack
* Weird-Edsel eats pie
* SATAN_CLAWS eats jakcal
* [clawx] cuts satan claws open
<[clawx]> BITCh
* SATAN_CLAWS eats Andrew
* [clawx] dances away
<SATAN_CLAWS> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
* SATAN_CLAWS explodes
* SATAN_CLAWS is now known as Qix
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by FlowingMindspin (BELLOW EDSEL)
* Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edse@229.westvalleycity-04rh16rt-ut.dial-access.att.net)
has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
* Drewskie ow
<Qix> :D
<FlowingMindspin> :D
* Weird-Edsel eats some more pie
<[clawx]> NO
<[clawx]> SATAN CLAWS IS TAKING OVER MY BODY
<[clawx]> ARRRRGGHHHHH
<FlowingMindspin> ...
* [clawx] becomes SATAN CLAWS
<Jackalneo> ANUS
* FlowingMindspin is now known as SATAN_CLAWS
<Jackalneo> SUNA
* Weird-Edsel eats a cake
<SATAN_CLAWS> he took over mine first'
<SATAN_CLAWS> BWAHAHA
* [clawx] is now known as REAL_SATAN_CLAWS
<SATAN_CLAWS> ...
<Pavol_38> hah
<SATAN_CLAWS> damn
<REAL_SATAN_CLAWS> TIME TO BOOGIE
* SATAN_CLAWS is now known as REALLY_REAL_SATAN_CLAWS
<REALLY_REAL_SATAN_CLAWS> :D
<Pavol_38> :)
* REAL_SATAN_CLAWS kicks really real satan claws in the nuts
<REAL_SATAN_CLAWS> TAKE THAT FUCKER
* REALLY_REAL_SATAN_CLAWS moose
* REALLY_REAL_SATAN_CLAWS is now known as FlowingMindspin
<FlowingMindspin> i don't have time for such folly
<FlowingMindspin> thine scribing awaits thee
<FlowingMindspin> excuseth thy
* Weird-Edsel eats ANOTHER pie
<FlowingMindspin> oreth somethering
* Weird-Edsel expands into a giant balloon of fat
<Pavol_38> orenthal james simpson
<Qix> OJ SIMPSON
* REAL_SATAN_CLAWS is now known as SATAN_CLAWS
* Weird-Edsel explodes, leaving the chan caked in dripping fat
* SATAN_CLAWS grabs Qix
* Qix runs
* SATAN_CLAWS throws him at a wall
* Qix gets in edsels clown car
<SATAN_CLAWS> BITCH GET BACK HERE
* SATAN_CLAWS grabs edsel
* SATAN_CLAWS throws him at a wall
* Qix drives into the glue factory
<Qix> EEECK
<Qix> I'M STUCK
* Weird-Edsel was kicked by Qix (KABOOM)
* SATAN_CLAWS makes qix into glue
* Weird-Edsel (Weird-Edse@229.westvalleycity-04rh16rt-ut.dial-access.att.net) has joined #nes_chat
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Weird-Edsel
<SATAN_CLAWS> HAHAH
* Weird-Edsel kaboom
<SATAN_CLAWS> the first member of nes chat is dead
<Weird-Edsel> woe is me
* SATAN_CLAWS kicks flowingmindspin in his nuts until they fall off
<SATAN_CLAWS> HAHA DEAD
* Qix_Dead is now known as Qix
<SATAN_CLAWS> BASTARD
<SATAN_CLAWS> !
<Weird-Edsel> b rb
<SATAN_CLAWS> !
<Pavol_38> HE IS JESUS
* SATAN_CLAWS is now known as [jebus]
<Pavol_38> HE DIED FOR THOSE PIES, EDSEL
* Qix JESUS_CLAWS
<[jebus]> I AM JEBUS
<LordJD> BLAME IT ON TEST
<[jebus]> PRAISE JEBUS
<LordJD> STACY HAS A COWARDLY BOYFRIEND