THE BEST OF STUPIDITY IN #NES_CHAT VOL. 3 Feb 1, 2003 to whenever RR, this is your Life! Qix begged me to come in here yes because RR this is your life * Qix points to a blank screen shit lynx, you was supposed to make a movie of RR's life I was he did Claw ate it D: is it finished? oh great I have a movie of the weather forecast. well uhh put that on quick :D jsut get something on I pointed the monitor RIGHT AT the printer and the damn thing still won't recognize it There's a low pressure system moving throughout the midwest. LOL :D Bot Fun, for everyone, well everyone besides edsel. !8ball are you gay? Weird-Edsel: Not on your life. !8BALL IS WEIRD EDSEL GAY Qix: I think so. What was the question again? ... D: !8BALL WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CEREAL AND CATFISH? Cheeselog: Yes. HAHAHA I am trying to find find things to do and you call me gay D:< !8BALL EDSEL IS GAY, RIGHT? Cheeselog: Absolutely not. sorry thats going into the quotes !8BALL ARE YOU SURE? Cheeselog: If the prophets will it. !8BALL I AGREE Cheeselog: I think so. What was the question again? !8ball is Weird Edsel gay? Qix: Yes. !8BALL IS EDSEL STRAIGHT? Cheeselog: Sure. Yeah. Exactly. !8BALL DOES EDSEL LIKE WOMEN? Cheeselog: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop! O_O !8ball is qix the smartest one in the chat? Qix: Are you mad?! HAHAHAHA yes, yes i am !8ball do you like NEScity? well? well? !8ball do you like NEScity? !8ball do you like NEScity? IT MAKES SENSE IN AN EXPONENTIAL WAY! Weird-Edsel: Not on your life. Weird-Edsel: Not on your life. !8BALL NESCITY SUCKS, RIGHT? Cheeselog: Are you mad?! !8ball is Qix the best? Qix: It is decidedly so. see HE'S A HIPPO! i am the best !8BALL ARE YOU A HIPPO? Cheeselog: Absolutely not. !8BALL ARE YOU SURE? Cheeselog: If the prophets will it. !8BALL DO NOT REFUSE Cheeselog: Sure. Yeah. Exactly. !8BALL WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY EDSEL? Cheeselog: Sure. Yeah. Exactly. YEP. !8BALL TAXI FAHREN? Cheeselog: Not on your life. !8BALL FLUGZEUG? Cheeselog: Maybe so. JA edsel !8ball will I ever find AsKrYpT's Wheel of Fortune? Weird-Edsel: You never know. Neither do I. thats you running the script, right? !8BALL WHY IS THE GREEN RED? Cheeselog: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop! I MUST GO! !8BALL I LOVE YOU. Cheeselog: Yes. !8ball must he go? Weird-Edsel: If the prophets will it. ... !8BALL DO YOU LOVE ME? Cheeselog: If the prophets will it. !8BALL WILL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION? Cheeselog: Maybe so. !8ball will I ever "do it" with a plastic bag? Weird-Edsel: Not on your life. good Cheeselog: You never know. Neither do I. !8ball Will edsel be a virgin, in lets say 75 years? Qix: If the prophets will it. !8ball Will edsel be a virgin, in lets say 75 years, seriously? Qix: Yes. !8BALL BUT...IT'S EDSEL. WILL HE BE FOREVER A VIRGIN? Cheeselog: I think so. What was the question again? hahaha' thats it I an unloading this !8BALL DO YOU WANT TO BE UNLOADED? Cheeselog: If the prophets will it. !8ball do you have any last words? Weird-Edsel: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop! sorry !8BALL EDSEL IS TOUCHING YOU! ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? Cheeselog: Yes. you must die !8BALL GAY EDSEL? Cheeselog: Not on your life. !8BALL WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?! Cheeselog: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch. !8BALL LUNCH? Cheeselog: Are you mad?! !8ball say nothing if you are dead Weird-Edsel: Yes. fuck !8BALL UH-OH, HAVE YOU FOREVER TAKEN CONTROL OF CHANSERV? Cheeselog: If the prophets will it. !8BALL SCREW THE PROPHETS. ARE YOU HEAR FOREVER? Cheeselog: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch. GROXX IS GONNA BE MAD AT YOU EDSEL! * Cheeselog LAUGHS * Cheeselog LAUGHS AGAIN * Cheeselog LAUGHS A THIRD TIME !8BALL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? Cheeselog: I think so. What was the question again? !8ball PENIS? lynx561: Reading foggy -- try again later. !8ball PENIS? lynx561: Reading foggy -- try again later. !8ball PENIS? lynx561: Reading foggy -- try again later. !8ball PENIS? lynx561: Reading foggy -- try again later. he cant die I unloaded him !8BALL ARE YOU ALIVE? Cheeselog: If the prophets will it. YOU DID? !8BALL YOU'RE HERE FOREVER, AREN'T YOU? Cheeselog: If the prophets will it. !8ball why didnt you die when I unloaded you? Weird-Edsel: Are you mad?! !8BALL BE YOU A VIRUS? Cheeselog: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Part 1 hi Claw slayer left wheres slayer fuck again but stick around Slayer was in here? yes * jew_claw is now known as Sherlock_Holmes he was :( I wanna see slayer... I MUST FIND SLAYER he didnt say anything * Sherlock_Holmes walks around the closet * Sherlock_Holmes opens the closet door WOW! HERE HE IS WE HAVE A CLOSET?! yes * Trivia-Cow is excited. Come out of the closet Slayer988 duh, it has CLOSET WRITTEN ALL OVER THE DOOR I thought that was the bathroom... we keep the props that we dont use in there anymore no the toilet is just in there as a prop haha There's a toilet? i still have the branding iron hmmm * Qix chases Trivia-Cow with the branding iron I sold th toliet for 3 dollars. * Trivia-Cow runs towards Qix. I LIKE GETTING BRANDED~ theres only a hole in the closet now lol yeah, thats where we keep Weird Edsel Speaking of which, I gotta take a shit. hmm * Sherlock_Holmes shits in that hole. Aww Why would you take one? I get rid of mine. yahoo just reported that there is a volcano eruption in newfoundland haha now where did i place my pants. In Canadia? yes OH GOD CLAW HAS NO PANTS ON Where are my pants? EVERYONE RUN * Qix runs Were they furry? WHO THE FUCK PUT THEM ON THE NES CHAT FLAG OUTSIDE :D I put them out there to dry. it was PAVOL bastard. * Sherlock_Holmes throws pavol and trivia cow out to get them. I used them to cleanse myself. gah * Qix is scared you guys are the lucky ones youre out there while i'm in here with claw, wearing no pants It was hard getting those pants up there... I still have my underwear on, stop making a big deal. ... still They were huge, and now the pole is bent. * Sherlock_Holmes 's underwear breaks. oops * Qix throws up fine * Sherlock_Holmes breaks the window down * Trivia-Cow watches as the flag pole starts to fall over. you know, we do have a DOOR * Sherlock_Holmes jumps on the pole WHAT IS HE DOING * Sherlock_Holmes breaks the pole down THEY'RE TOO HEAVY! EEK * Sherlock_Holmes grabs his pants and jumps back in * Trivia-Cow gets squished by Claw's pants and dies. Whoops. oh well :) * Trivia-Cow Quit (Quit: dead) Trivia Cow and Pavol fell to there death we got another 300 trivia cows in the NES chat bin HEY no http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/ PAVOL CAN NEVER DIE all you're bones are broken pavol yes you're bones what is he a robot? BAHAH yes No... That was the prototype. * Pavol_38 was kicked by Sherlock_Holmes (DONT CORRECT SHERLOCKS GRAMMAR) Pavol, the hockey playing, canadian, robot The one before the robots. * Pavol_38 (Pavol_38@142.173.100.78) has joined #nes_chat * ChanServ sets mode: +v Pavol_38 god DON'T CORRECT SHERLOCK'S GRAMMAR w00t where is edsel around when you need him :( Trivia-Cow! Where is watson? * Pavol_38 is now known as Trivia-Cow MOO * Trivia-Cow is now known as Pavol_38 We must find out who killed... that fag postes on NESescity meow ajfklas #!@#$ * Cheeselog torches Claw's pants. i know who RALPH is ahh Ralph #1 Where is claw DIE PANTS!!! WE must find him watson i told you already there is no one named watson goddamnit fine i'll do it on my own Hmmm, the pants seem to have engulfed the fire. ok then and put some pants on before * Cheeselog torches them again. * Sherlock_Holmes breaks the door down NO you know, we have a window for that and anyways, you can always OPEN the door The pants ate the fire again. by using the KNOB wait, if his pants are on fire and claws wearing them Nope. ... wouldnt that mean that claws wearing fire pants OW * Sherlock_Holmes runs around screaming I'm not claw! REMEMBER STOP DROP AND ROLL wait you burnt sherlocks pants dont drop I found CLAW'S MURDERER but get down on the ground it was.... ... and roll ... ... TRIVIA COW trivia cow KILLED claw *GASP* No, Claw's pants killed Trivia Cow. yes oh but the script clearly says that Evil Qix killed him SEE Oh * Qix shows Sherlock Holmes the Script but if you're good qix wheres evil qix ... * Qix looks out the knocked out window and door hes out there some where where i'm too lazy to go look for him probably Flordia I'll just stare out the window for no reason whatsoever. * Sherlock_Holmes opens the window see? * Sherlock_Holmes stares out look at easy that is Ahh... fresh air * Qix sees a bird fly in EEK Hmmm, and it says here that Trivia-Cow is not dead. * Sherlock_Holmes takes off his pants. BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD * Trivia-Cow has joined #nes_chat * ChanServ sets mode: +v Trivia-Cow * Qix runs out * Sherlock_Holmes takes off his shirt. ahh EEK BEACHED WHALE WHere * Qix points to Sherlock Holmes * Trivia-Cow is crushed when Sherlock's shirt lands on him. * Trivia-Cow dies. * Trivia-Cow Quit (Quit: dead) now look what you did haha I killed Trivia Cow. He was a sucky bot anyway. * Sherlock_Holmes farts in qix's direction bitch... LOOK OUT QIX! but.... QIX ISNT THERE * Qix is tied up OH NO HMHMHMDMMHMHMHMRMGMHM * Sherlock_Holmes reads in the script that Weird Edsel kidnapped him bondage... LOOK OUT QIX HERE I COME TRANSLATION: ( I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL QIX * Sherlock_Holmes runs out in his underwear COME ON WATSON watson where are you? Watson? * Cheeselog sees Waton riding in on a camel. Is that you watson? we are underneath a sporting goods store 2 blocks from the orange bowl in southern miami * Qix is now known as Waton * Cheeselog corrects himself by saying "Watson". No you dumbass i'm WATON WATON WATON you'll have to do oh fine * Sherlock_Holmes walks along oh my god look at that hotel! FREE FOOD OH NO FREE CABLE IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE FREE FREE WILLY IT'S CLAW! * Waton runs to the hotel NOOO * Sherlock_Holmes jumps on waton oh dear. I killed him. * Waton is dead Oh well * Waton is now known as Qix Does that mean Qix is dead? me calls Sherlocks cellphone * Sherlock_Holmes throws waton's dead body into a necrophillicas club HELP SHERLOCK HELP I am underneath a sporting goods store 2 blocks from the orange bowl in southern miami * Sherlock_Holmes is now known as Claw * Claw jumps on his flying machine HERE I COME QIX! wait Hmmm, are you telling Sherlock to help you, or are you wanting help on account of Sherlock? how can you fly? * Cheeselog is confused. * Claw jumps on the sporting good store I am on my flying machine but HOW CAN YOU FLY * Claw breaks through the ground SEE? * Claw fights evil qix's henchmen GASP POW! KABOOM! WOR! GACK! * Cheeselog fights a lawn mower. look whos behind that fog its... * Claw throws qix's tied up at the wall its... GASP no * Claw dies oh my god its not... * Claw is dead. ITS *GASP* * Qix is now known as Sherlock_Holmes Hahaha OH NO opps sorry it was YOU ALL ALONG wrong room * Sherlock_Holmes walks out IT WAS... * Sherlock_Holmes is now known as Qix ... IT WAS... OH GOD NO IT WAS THAT GUY ALL ALONG NOT... HIM.. ... NOT NO WAY.. * Qix is now known as Dan^ HAHAH HEY FUCKERS I have been Evil Qix the whole time Is that an insult? OH GOD NOW NOT YOU... but i do not hold the power of Evil Qix I must become MY WORST ENEMY * Cheeselog is now known as Mary but he does... to fight you