Session Start: Sun Dec 02 19:39:55 2001
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<IIIPgCIII> where do babies come from?
<Slayer988> From the stomach of a woman
<IIIPgCIII> how does it get their?
<Slayer988> Dude
<Slayer988> You know that
<IIIPgCIII> The dr puts it in their?
<Slayer988> Having Sex or saomething
<IIIPgCIII> How do I do that?
<Slayer988> I dunno
<IIIPgCIII> Do I need to buy anything?
<Slayer988> No
<Slayer988> Just a condom
<IIIPgCIII> who is that?
<Slayer988> Why are you asking me all this?
<Slayer988> I'm not a Doctor
<IIIPgCIII> Because I want to learn
<IIIPgCIII> You seem knowledgable
<Slayer988> Go to the school
<IIIPgCIII> I do
<IIIPgCIII> They wont tell me
<IIIPgCIII> they said ask you
<Slayer988> OK
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<Slayer988> Ask me
<IIIPgCIII> What do I put where?
<Slayer988> What?
<IIIPgCIII> when I am cooking a baby
<Slayer988> Your penis
<IIIPgCIII> and where can I find one of those?
<Slayer988> You have one alredy
<IIIPgCIII> ok good!
<IIIPgCIII> Where do i put it?
<Slayer988> In the vagina of your girlfriend when you having sex
<Slayer988> Dammit
<IIIPgCIII> I need a girl too?
<Slayer988> Yes
<IIIPgCIII> can I buy one?
<IIIPgCIII> help1
<Slayer988> No
<Slayer988> You need find one
<IIIPgCIII> ok
<IIIPgCIII> I found one
<IIIPgCIII> now what?
<Slayer988> You need have a girlfri\end
<IIIPgCIII> ok I'll borrow one.
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> You need your own girlfriend
<IIIPgCIII> ok Got it
<Slayer988> Fine
<Slayer988> Dude
<Slayer988> Why you want a baby?
<IIIPgCIII> to sell
<Slayer988> You are 16 years old guy
<Slayer988> To sell?
<IIIPgCIII> ebay
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> OK
<Slayer988> Ask someone else
<IIIPgCIII> why?
<IIIPgCIII> your my only hope!
<Slayer988> I'm busy
<IIIPgCIII> nooo
<Slayer988> OK
<Slayer988> Fine
<Slayer988> Ask me another thing
<IIIPgCIII> when I put mine in their, then what?
<Slayer988> Why you don't ask to you r dad?
<IIIPgCIII> he's not home
<Slayer988> Your brother?
<IIIPgCIII> dont have one
<Slayer988> They are books about sex
<Slayer988> Buy one
<IIIPgCIII> I need to know now!
<Slayer988> Why?
<IIIPgCIII> babies
<Slayer988> Dude
<Slayer988> I'm not a doctor
<IIIPgCIII> you dont know how to make babies?
<Slayer988> Yes I do
<Slayer988> I'm not married yet
<Slayer988> My wedding is 2 years
<IIIPgCIII> Can I watch?
<Slayer988> Yes
<Slayer988> Go too porno site
<Slayer988> Or something
<IIIPgCIII> which one?
<Slayer988> I dunno
<IIIPgCIII> how long for the babies to cook?
<Slayer988> 9 months
<IIIPgCIII> damn, thats long
<IIIPgCIII> why so long?
<Slayer988> I dunno
<IIIPgCIII> I build lego guys in 4 minutes
<Slayer988> lol
<Slayer988> Is not the same thing
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<IIIPgCIII> really?
<IIIPgCIII> ok go over how to make them again
<Slayer988> What?
<IIIPgCIII> from step one
<IIIPgCIII> mr condom
<IIIPgCIII> the thing that I have
<IIIPgCIII> the girl I borrow
<Slayer988> You borrow girl?
<Slayer988> A bitch?
<IIIPgCIII> yes
<Slayer988> Dude
<IIIPgCIII> how how?
<Slayer988> You need have a girlfriend and a relationship
<Slayer988> Bitchs can get pregnant
<IIIPgCIII> I think I have one of those
<Slayer988> OK
<Slayer988> Follow your instincts
<IIIPgCIII> This girl at work, I stare at her boobies
<IIIPgCIII> I lost my instincts in the war of 1812
<IIIPgCIII> painful time
<IIIPgCIII> bad memories
<IIIPgCIII> so how do I make one?
<IIIPgCIII> do I need an incubator?
<Slayer988> No
<IIIPgCIII> ok
<IIIPgCIII> what else do I need?
<Slayer988> Nothing
<Slayer988> Good Luck
<IIIPgCIII> just sit their?
<Slayer988> Yes
<IIIPgCIII> for 9 months?
<Slayer988> No
<IIIPgCIII> but you said 9 months
<IIIPgCIII> more?
<Slayer988> Once she get pregnant you wait 9 months
<IIIPgCIII> how do I know?
<IIIPgCIII> can I see it?
<Slayer988> Go ask a doctor
<IIIPgCIII> where is this "vagina" you speak of?
<IIIPgCIII> on her back, right?
<Slayer988> No
<IIIPgCIII> oleg?
<Slayer988> Find out for yourself I'm busy
<IIIPgCIII> please!
<Slayer988> Sorry
<Slayer988> I'm busy
<Slayer988> Give some time
<Slayer988> After 10 minutes
<IIIPgCIII> ok I be back soon!
<Slayer988> I expalin evrything to you 
<Slayer988> OK
<IIIPgCIII> yess
<IIIPgCIII> thanks dude
<Slayer988> I almost ready
<IIIPgCIII> yes!
<Slayer988> I need finish my homework
<Slayer988> OK
<IIIPgCIII> yay
<Slayer988> I'm ready
<IIIPgCIII> ok
<IIIPgCIII> go!
<Slayer988> Ask me
<IIIPgCIII> so after I stick it in, then what?
<Slayer988> Wait 9 months
<IIIPgCIII> in her?
<Slayer988> No
<Slayer988> Once you made sex with her
<IIIPgCIII> how do I make sex?
<IIIPgCIII> out of clay?
<Slayer988> You buy some pregnant tests to see if her is pregnant
<Slayer988> Sticking your penis in her vagina
<IIIPgCIII> will it get stuck?
<Slayer988> Yes
<IIIPgCIII> how do I get it out?
<Slayer988> Dude
<IIIPgCIII> is it warm in their?
<Slayer988> Yes
<Slayer988> You are too young to have sex
<IIIPgCIII> why?
<IIIPgCIII> I need babies
<Slayer988> But I'm solving your problems
<IIIPgCIII> lots of them
<IIIPgCIII> so I can sell them on Ebay
<Slayer988> Because at least you need finish High School
<IIIPgCIII> Im done
<Slayer988> They are many responsabilities
<Slayer988> If you have a baby
<IIIPgCIII> its not for me
<IIIPgCIII> a friend of mine needs one, so I sell it to him
<Slayer988> You legally are married with that girl
<Slayer988> If you hve a baby with her
<IIIPgCIII> Thanks Slayer you helped alot, I am going to stick my penis in a vagina tomorrow!then wait 9 months and then take it out and take a pregnacy test. 
<Slayer988> OK
<Slayer988> Good Luck
<IIIPgCIII> thanks
<Slayer988> No problems
<Slayer988> Glad to helped out