Our first prank was, in fact, a sudden event- there was no planning stages. It was a stroke of the moment kinda thing, but came out surprisingly well. This particular one involved the victim Slayer988. Below are the saved (edited for content) logs from the IRC room #nes_chat (esper.net), I will be narrating in red:

[21:21] <dgiglio84> Yeah, MM1 is tough, but somehow I managed to beat it :/
[21:24] <Slayer988> Ice Man stage is really hard to beat
[21:25] <lynx561> not really
[21:25] <dgiglio84> In MM1?
[21:25] <lynx561> just takes precise timing and the ability to make impossible jumps
[21:25] <dgiglio84> If I remember correctly, I just used the platform-making item
[21:26] <lynx561> ...which lasts 5 seconds
[21:26] <BionicCommando> 1 and 2 suck
[21:26] <BionicCommando> three and five are great
[21:26] <BionicCommando> and four and six are good.
[21:26] <dgiglio84> yeah, but if it's easy if you're fast enough
[21:26] <Slayer988> Yes I remenber you get this item in Elec Man stage
[21:26] <BionicCommando> sigh.
[21:26] <lynx561> Did you get past the devil rat In Ducktales 3, Qix?
[21:27] <Slayer988> Yes
[21:27] <BionicCommando> ducktales three?
[21:27] <Qix> yes
[21:27] <Qix> very tough level
[21:27] <lynx561> sweet
[21:27] <BionicCommando> wow.
[21:27] <lynx561> yeah
[21:27] <BionicCommando> i never played ducktales three
[21:27] <Slayer988> The music rocks

Claw, Qix, Lynx, and IIIPgCIII have all contacted each other about the prank and Slayer seems to have fell for it early on.

[21:27] <IIIPgCIII> Im still on the dogbot level
[21:27] <BionicCommando> AH
[21:27] <IIIPgCIII> I can't dodge his fireballs
[21:27] <BionicCommando> ducktales three
[21:27] <Qix> your telling me, you've played DuckTales 3?
[21:27] <lynx561> that ones easy
[21:27] <RandX> having trouble with Mega Man someone?
[21:27] <IIIPgCIII> no its not
[21:27] <BionicCommando> im on the level with the death ray.
[21:28] <Slayer988> No
[21:28] <lynx561> just use your cane to block them Pgc
[21:28] <dgiglio84> I am, Rand (kinda)
[21:28] <Qix> rand
[21:28] <RandX> I'm really good at that game
[21:28] <RandX> what do you n eed gigs?
[21:28] <Qix> look in #game_frenzy window
[21:28] <RandX> I saw Qix
[21:28] <Qix> quick
[21:28] <RandX> foo
[21:28] <Qix> okay
[21:28] <IIIPgCIII> lynx, I still have the level 1 cane
[21:28] <Qix> slayer, have you ever played ducktales 3?
[21:28] <Slayer988> Yes
[21:28] <IIIPgCIII> isnt it hard?
[21:29] <RandX> I tried Duck Tales 3 on emu, but couldn't beat the sewer monster
[21:29] <BionicCommando> im on the level with the death ray
[21:29] <IIIPgCIII> stupid robodog
[21:29] <BionicCommando> i cant beat it.
[21:29] <Qix> the town people is a hard level
[21:29] <BionicCommando> i beat the town people
[21:29] <Qix> especially when that guy tries to eat you
[21:29] <Slayer988> Is a hard game for me
[21:29] <BionicCommando> the train is hard.
[21:29] <lynx561> Its harder on emu
[21:29] <Qix> yeah
[21:29] <Slayer988> I beat Duck Tales and Duck Tales II
[21:29] <Qix> what about ducktales 3?
[21:29] <Qix> have you beat it?
[21:29] <Slayer988> No
[21:30] <Slayer988> Is very hard

He repeats himself due to the lack of knowledge (of a non-existant game) he cannot contribute much to the conversation. Or can he?

[21:30] <IIIPgCIII> I heard it is rare, but i found it at Funco for a few bucks
[21:30] <BionicCommando> how do you beat the death ray?
[21:30] <Slayer988> Do you buy it?
[21:30] <IIIPgCIII> yeah
[21:30] <Slayer988> Lucky
[21:30] <IIIPgCIII> do you have the silver cart?
[21:30] <Slayer988> No
[21:30] <BionicCommando> how do you beat the death ray?
[21:30] <IIIPgCIII> I do :D
[21:30] <IIIPgCIII> I got it on Ebay
[21:30] <lynx561> I got it from a friend
[21:31] <BionicCommando> i found a copy in the dumpster.
[21:31] <lynx561> I already have a level 3 cane
[21:31] <BionicCommando> and it worked yah
[21:31] <Slayer988> Cool
[21:31] <BionicCommando> lynx how do you beat the death ray?
[21:31] <IIIPgCIII> Where do you find it?
[21:31] <IIIPgCIII> SLayer, wich cane you got?
[21:31] <BionicCommando> i got level 5 cane.
[21:31] <Slayer988> I don't remenber
[21:31] <Slayer988> I played this game in 2 months ago
[21:32] <Slayer988> Where I can find this rom?

Hmmm...two months ago?

[21:32] <IIIPgCIII> What level did you get up to?
[21:32] <RandX> that sewer monster shoots piss rockets at me and kills me
[21:32] <lynx561> In the robodog level, go in all four doors at the end
[21:32] <lynx561> and a magical 5th door will appear
[21:32] <IIIPgCIII> really?
[21:32] <IIIPgCIII> how?
[21:32] <lynx561> yeah
[21:32] <BionicCommando> does anyone know how to beat the fucking death ray
[21:32] <lynx561> and the level 3 cane is in there
[21:32] <Slayer988> I get to the Town Level

TOWN LEVEL? THE TOWN LEVEL?!? Worst lie EVER.

[21:32] <IIIPgCIII> How are the graphics?
[21:32] <BionicCommando> i got to the ghost ship with the pirate and his death ray
[21:32] <IIIPgCIII> in that level?
[21:33] <Slayer988> I don't remenber
[21:33] <Slayer988> I'm gonna play it again
[21:33] <lynx561> that one's really hard
[21:33] <IIIPgCIII> yeah
[21:33] <Slayer988> I will give it a try
[21:33] <BionicCommando> has anyone got past the train boss?
[21:33] <IIIPgCIII> Did you get the secret hamburger in the 1st level?
[21:33] <BionicCommando> he was hard.
[21:33] <IIIPgCIII> It took me a while
[21:33] <IIIPgCIII> But I got it
[21:33] <Slayer988> Yes
[21:33] <IIIPgCIII> first try?
[21:34] <BionicCommando> has anyone beat the pirate and his death ray?
[21:34] <lynx561> I couldn't find it
[21:34] <Slayer988> No like 6 trys to get it
[21:34] <BionicCommando> i havent
[21:34] <BionicCommando> D:
[21:34] <lynx561> I seriously think Ducktales 3 is one of the best nes games
[21:34] <BionicCommando> it is.
[21:34] *** Slayer988 has quit IRC (Leaving)
[21:34] <IIIPgCIII> hahahahahahaha
[21:34] <BionicCommando> :D
[21:34] <BionicCommando> that was fun.
[21:34] <BionicCommando> :D
[21:34] <BionicCommando> sweat monster with piss rockets hmm rand?
[21:34] <BionicCommando> :D
[21:35] *** Slayer988 (neyqgzepw@67.8.13.239.unionpark-ubr-b.cfl.rr.com) has joined #nes_chat
[21:35] <Slayer988> Network problems
[21:35] <BionicCommando> SWEET
[21:35] <BionicCommando> I beat the death ray
[21:35] <lynx561> I'm going ot have to write a review for it when I beat it
[21:35] <IIIPgCIII> ...
[21:35] <BionicCommando> dr bad is next yes
[21:35] <IIIPgCIII> Your never going to beat it
[21:35] <Slayer988> I'm listening Radio Triforce
[21:35] <BionicCommando> does anyone know how to beat Dr Bad?
[21:35] <BionicCommando> his level is short.
[21:35] <Slayer988> Is a very hard game

Numero TRES times.

[21:36] <lynx561> yeah
[21:36] <lynx561> but a good one
[21:36] <BionicCommando> yes
[21:36] <BionicCommando> i beat dr bad
[21:36] <BionicCommando> now the dr bad flying fortress
[21:36] <Slayer988> Yeah
[21:36] <BionicCommando> ah fuck my nes shut down
[21:37] <BionicCommando> does anyone know the password for the flying fortress?
[21:37] <Qix> I just beat the town area!
[21:37] <lynx561> I'm going ot buy every copy I find of it
[21:37] <lynx561> dude!
[21:38] <lynx561> good job!
[21:38] <BionicCommando> im at the last level.
[21:38] <BionicCommando> haha
[21:38] <BionicCommando> i need a pass.
[21:38] <IIIPgCIII> dammit Qix, your so good
[21:38] <BionicCommando> because my nes is broken
[21:39] <BionicCommando> yes
[21:39] <BionicCommando> i found a password.
[21:39] <lynx561> for Ducktales 3
[21:39] <lynx561> ?
[21:39] <Slayer988> Tell us
[21:39] <IIIPgCIII> gimme gimme gimme
[21:39] <BionicCommando> yes
[21:39] <BionicCommando> its A1A FRD2
[21:39] <Qix> wow!
[21:39] <BionicCommando> last level.
[21:39] <Qix> ...
[21:39] <BionicCommando> opps
[21:39] <Slayer988> All Your Base Belong To Us

...now I don't feel as bad playing the prank.

[21:39] <IIIPgCIII> whos the final boss?
[21:39] <BionicCommando> no space
[21:39] <BionicCommando> Dr Bad Robot
[21:40] <BionicCommando> you have to beat every boss again
[21:40] <IIIPgCIII> hes Dr good robots brother?
[21:40] <Qix> no, Dr. Bad Robot isn't the last boss
[21:40] <BionicCommando> but its easy with
[21:40] <BionicCommando> what
[21:40] <Slayer988> The cane?
[21:40] <BionicCommando> you mean the flying fortress isnt the last leve?
[21:40] <Qix> Yes you have to beat rainbow man
[21:40] <IIIPgCIII> Im never going to beat it
[21:40] <BionicCommando> the rainbow
[21:40] <BionicCommando> fuck
[21:40] <IIIPgCIII> rainbow man, i thought he was a myth
[21:41] <Qix> no
[21:41] <BionicCommando> im stuck on the super robodog II before dr robot bad
[21:41] <BionicCommando> hes killed me like 80 times now.
[21:41] <BionicCommando> D:
[21:41] <IIIPgCIII> Why is everyone so far ahead of me?
[21:41] <BionicCommando> :D
[21:41] <lynx561> because you suck
[21:41] <BionicCommando> we cheat
[21:41] <BionicCommando> :D
[21:41] <IIIPgCIII> I did really good one day, but the battery failed D:
[21:41] <BionicCommando> with our passw0rdz
[21:42] <IIIPgCIII> I forgot to hold reset
[21:42] <BionicCommando> i beat the super robodog II
[21:42] <Qix> dang
[21:42] <Slayer988> Whoa
[21:42] <Qix> yeah, he's easy
[21:42] <BionicCommando> you were supposed to hit its couch
[21:42] <Slayer988> Oh
[21:42] <BionicCommando> behind him
[21:42] <Qix> yeppers
[21:42] <lynx561> damn
[21:42] <BionicCommando> now to DR BAD ROBOT
[21:42] <lynx561> I knew that
[21:42] <Slayer988> I was all the time hitting the damn robot

Heh, it only gets better..

[21:42] <IIIPgCIII> Slayer, which cart do you have?
[21:43] <BionicCommando> i have the gold verison
[21:43] <Qix> yellow, silver or orange
[21:43] <BionicCommando> and the silver version
[21:43] <Qix> and the gold version
[21:43] <Slayer988> I played it in a emulator dude
[21:43] <IIIPgCIII> how much was the gold?
[21:43] <BionicCommando> 70
[21:43] <BionicCommando> bucks
[21:43] <Qix> wow
[21:43] <IIIPgCIII> Slayer, I didnt think any emulators could work it?
[21:43] <IIIPgCIII> Slayer whered you get the rom?
[21:43] <IIIPgCIII> I could never find it to get screens
[21:44] <BionicCommando> i got past dr bad robot
[21:44] <BionicCommando> yes
[21:44] <BionicCommando> !
[21:44] <IIIPgCIII> Slayer, could you get a screenshot of the title screen for me
[21:44] <BionicCommando> he was so fucking eazy
[21:44] <Slayer988> I recived the rom by a E-MAil of my friend Shadowman

Yes, your friend Shadowman sent you an imaginary game's rom in an e-mail.

[21:44] <IIIPgCIII> I cant get it to work
[21:44] <lynx561> damn
[21:44] <BionicCommando> dd
[21:44] <Slayer988> I don't have the rom anymore
[21:44] <BionicCommando> poop on you slayer.
[21:45] <IIIPgCIII> Whyd you delete it?
[21:45] <BionicCommando> yes RAINBOW MAN HERE I COME
[21:45] <Slayer988> **Slayer988 cast REFLECT spell**
[21:45] <Slayer988> I didn't delete it
[21:45] <IIIPgCIII> it disappeared?
[21:45] <BionicCommando> guys there is six levels after dr bad robot
[21:45] <Slayer988> I was cleaning my computer drive
[21:45] <BionicCommando> D:
[21:45] <Slayer988> And al my roms got erased
[21:45] <Slayer988> D:

Oh yeah, the classic "I was cleaning my computer and all my roms got accidently deleted" line. Pssssh-shaw.

[21:46] <IIIPgCIII> Im going to sell my regular copy for $95 on ebay
[21:46] <BionicCommando> D:
[21:46] <BionicCommando> yeah
[21:46] <BionicCommando> the regular copy isnt as good
[21:46] <Slayer988> D :
[21:46] <IIIPgCIII> but still rare
[21:46] <BionicCommando> has less levels, less secerts
[21:46] <lynx561> I knew there were six levels
[21:46] <BionicCommando> D:
[21:46] <BionicCommando> well what one is the easiest
[21:46] <lynx561> after Dr. BAd Robot
[21:46] <IIIPgCIII> did you use the game genie code for the camel?
[21:47] <IIIPgCIII> I did :D
[21:47] <BionicCommando> the moon base, moon, uranus, city, ass, camel joes hideout
[21:47] <IIIPgCIII> Still couldnt get past the robo dog
[21:47] <lynx561> And after you beat those six levels you fight the rainbowman in his first form
[21:47] <lynx561> then another six levels
[21:47] <IIIPgCIII> which form?
[21:47] <Qix> random
[21:47] <lynx561> his human one
[21:47] <IIIPgCIII> Did you decline the prostitute duck?
[21:47] <lynx561> its usually his human one
[21:47] <IIIPgCIII> I accepted, and got 2 extra lives
[21:48] <IIIPgCIII> who would have thought Disney would make that sorta game
[21:48] <BionicCommando> im in camel joes hideout.
[21:48] <BionicCommando> is that level easy?
[21:48] <Slayer988> ...
[21:48] <lynx561> sort of
[21:48] <BionicCommando> ah
[21:48] <IIIPgCIII> Sayer, how do you do the fly jump spin?
[21:48] <lynx561> thats not the real name of the level
[21:49] <BionicCommando> i got my cane to level 10
[21:49] <BionicCommando> its gold and shit.
[21:49] <lynx561> its actually called "smokies joint"
[21:49] <IIIPgCIII> If you hold select and press bbbaaastart start, you get to be one of the beagle boys
[21:49] <BionicCommando> ah
[21:49] <lynx561> damn
[21:49] <Slayer988> I dunno
[21:49] <BionicCommando> HEY GUYS I GOT THE LEVEL 10 CANE
[21:49] <BionicCommando> !@!
[21:49] <BionicCommando> :D
[21:49] <Slayer988> Good Job
[21:49] <BionicCommando> Yep.
[21:49] <IIIPgCIII> I still cant find the level 3 cane
[21:49] <BionicCommando> haha
[21:50] <IIIPgCIII> I played that game for 3 hours strait one night
[21:50] <Slayer988> Damn
[21:50] <lynx561> me too
[21:50] <BionicCommando> i got to smokie
[21:50] <BionicCommando> and beat his ass!
[21:50] <lynx561> sweet!
[21:50] <BionicCommando> im at MOON NOW
[21:50] <Qix> wow
[21:51] <BionicCommando> is the moon hard?
[21:51] <lynx561> thats just a re-hash of the first ducktales moon level
[21:51] <BionicCommando> ah
[21:51] <BionicCommando> thats easy
[21:51] <IIIPgCIII> I ahte the music on the 2nd level
[21:51] <lynx561> Its aight
[21:51] <BionicCommando> who is the boss of the moon level?
[21:51] <Slayer988> A rat
[21:51] <lynx561> moon rat
[21:51] <BionicCommando> a robo moon rat?
[21:52] <Slayer988> No
[21:52] <BionicCommando> oh.
[21:52] <Sappo> duck tales 3 #1
[21:52] <BionicCommando> yep/
[21:52] <BionicCommando> i beat the moon and the moon base
[21:52] <Qix> you bet, best game, ever
[21:52] <lynx561> already?
[21:52] <lynx561> damn
[21:52] <BionicCommando> yea
[21:52] <BionicCommando> im fast
[21:52] <IIIPgCIII> The hotdog rockets are so usefull
[21:52] <IIIPgCIII> but you can only have 3
[21:52] <lynx561> yeah
[21:53] <BionicCommando> im at rainbow man
[21:53] <Qix> did any of ever beat communist cuba?
[21:53] <BionicCommando> yes!
[21:53] <BionicCommando> i did.
[21:53] <Qix> where you had to overthrow fidel castro
[21:53] <Qix> that was hard has hell

Now to most people (retardation aside) would have realized this was all a joke. Slayer begs to differ.

[21:53] <lynx561> You have to through your wallet at him and you get a one hit kill
[21:53] <BionicCommando> damn
[21:53] <BionicCommando> guys
[21:53] <BionicCommando> if you die at rainbow man
[21:53] <Qix> i find the anti-communist torch easier
[21:54] <lynx561> thats only his first form!
[21:54] <BionicCommando> you lose two livies
[21:54] <IIIPgCIII> Slayer which version did you play? A B or D?
[21:55] <BionicCommando> im playing B
[21:55] <Slayer988> I think it was D

...

[21:55] <IIIPgCIII> the one with the ape?
[21:55] <Slayer988> I don't remenber
[21:55] <Qix> woohoo!
[21:55] <BionicCommando> yah
[21:55] <lynx561> I own the ultra-rare cromium version
[21:55] <Qix> my free cell record is 2-50
[21:56] <BionicCommando> rainbow man
[21:56] <IIIPgCIII> Version D is by far the worst one
[21:56] <IIIPgCIII> The apes look stupid
[21:56] <IIIPgCIII> Slayer you gotta play B
[21:56] <Slayer988> I guess I played the crappy one
[21:56] <Slayer988> OK
[21:56] <lynx561> It has AWESOME graphics
[21:56] <BionicCommando> anyone know how to beat rainbow man? he is this big ass robot now.
[21:56] <Slayer988> I have to find the rom
[21:57] <lynx561> kick him in the shins with a super stek pwoer-up on
[21:57] <IIIPgCIII> Slayer want me to upload it?
[21:57] <Qix> yeah, SNES quality graphics on the NES
[21:57] <Slayer988> Yeah
[21:57] <Qix> it's pure amazing
[21:57] <Slayer988> Can you send me the rom to my E-Mail?
[21:57] <Sappo> no
[21:57] <Sappo> that's illegal
[21:57] <Slayer988> slayer988@hotmail.com
[21:57] <Slayer988> Why?
[21:58] <Sappo> because it violates laws.
[21:58] <Slayer988> Oh
[21:58] <BionicCommando> lynx i dont have the super stek power up
[21:58] <Slayer988> Where I can find the rom of Duck Tales III?
[21:58] <BionicCommando> nowhere
[21:58] <lynx561> find it
[21:58] <BionicCommando> there was only six copies made
[21:59] <BionicCommando> and we own all six right guys
[21:59] <lynx561> yeah
[21:59] <BionicCommando> i own two
[21:59] <BionicCommando> :D
[21:59] <Slayer988> Whoa this game has to be pretty cool

Hmm. Contradicting yourself, eh, Slayer? I thought you played DT3 and got up to the "town level"?

[21:59] <Qix> wait...
[21:59] <BionicCommando> yeah
[21:59] <IIIPgCIII> you dont remember it?
[21:59] <lynx561> they were all different colors too
[21:59] <Qix> i thought you said you played it
[21:59] <BionicCommando> he did
[21:59] <Slayer988> I played it
[21:59] <IIIPgCIII> uploading...

PgC now is putting up a Caveman Games rom renamed DUCKTALES3.NES on his site.

[22:00] <Slayer988> But I don't remenber many stuff of this game
[22:00] <Slayer988> Only a few things
[22:00] <Sappo> ...
[22:00] <BionicCommando> but the sites with the game on it, get shut down quickly.
[22:00] <lynx561> This was the game that Capcom gave away for a contest a while back ago
[22:00] <Qix> yeah
[22:00] <Qix> it was in Nintendo Power
[22:00] <BionicCommando> there was only one rom
[22:00] <Slayer988> How was the contest?
[22:01] <BionicCommando> i won a copy
[22:01] <Qix> the ultra Rare issue 50 1/2
[22:01] <BionicCommando> and bought another copy off my friend bobby joe jobe
[22:01] <IIIPgCIII> done
[22:01] <Qix> only available to people who subscribed since the begining of the magazine
[22:04] <IIIPgCIII> http://66.78.45.243/pgc/DUCKTALES3.nes
[22:04] <BionicCommando> i beat rainbow man
[22:04] <IIIPgCIII> try that
[22:04] <IIIPgCIII> liar
[22:04] <BionicCommando> i did.
[22:04] <IIIPgCIII> does it work?
[22:04] <lynx561> you can't
[22:04] <BionicCommando> i did.
[22:04] <BionicCommando> i used the box strap on
[22:05] <BionicCommando> and beat his first second and thrid form
[22:05] <lynx561> whoa
[22:05] <lynx561> sweet
[22:05] <Slayer988> Let me try it
[22:05] <IIIPgCIII> I dont believe it
[22:05] <BionicCommando> and then i kicked him and won
[22:05] <IIIPgCIII> does it work slayer?
[22:05] <BionicCommando> the ending sucks
[22:05] <Slayer988> Wait
[22:05] <lynx561> I heard it was like 15 minutes long
[22:05] <BionicCommando> it is.
[22:05] <lynx561> sweet
[22:05] <BionicCommando> but its boring
[22:06] <lynx561> damn
[22:06] <BionicCommando> scrooge shits on copies of ff and dw1
[22:06] <BionicCommando> :D
[22:06] <BionicCommando> its sicking
[22:06] <lynx561> the game is awesome though
[22:06] <BionicCommando> yeah
[22:06] <BionicCommando> i hear when you play version a
[22:06] <lynx561> I love the variety of weapones
[22:06] <lynx561> its almost like an RPG
[22:07] <BionicCommando> you find the people who own the panesian games and NWC
[22:07] <BionicCommando> it gives you their address
[22:07] <BionicCommando> is that true?
[22:08] <lynx561> I don't know
[22:08] <lynx561> I hate version a
[22:08] <BionicCommando> ah
[22:08] <BionicCommando> i hate version D
[22:08] <BionicCommando> and Z
[22:08] <lynx561> Z is aight
[22:08] <BionicCommando> Version Z blows ass.
[22:08] <lynx561> there's nothing wrong with it
[22:08] <BionicCommando> wait
[22:08] <BionicCommando> its Version Y that blows ass.
[22:09] <lynx561> yeah
[22:09] <lynx561> that one does suck
[22:09] <BionicCommando> one really long level
[22:09] <BionicCommando> ugh.
[22:09] <BionicCommando> and the boss
[22:09] <BionicCommando> easy
[22:09] <lynx561> yeah
[22:09] <BionicCommando> one hit and its dead
[22:09] <lynx561> the level is like the same enemy over and over
[22:09] <BionicCommando> and the 1 minute ending
[22:09] <BionicCommando> yeah
[22:09] <BionicCommando> a big ape
[22:09] <BionicCommando> a big robo ape
[22:10] <BionicCommando> a small ape
[22:10] <BionicCommando> ape heads
[22:12] <Slayer988> Dude
[22:12] <lynx561> what?
[22:12] <BionicCommando> what
[22:12] <Slayer988> The game is Caveman Games not Duck Tales III

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

[22:12] <lynx561> damn
[22:12] <BionicCommando> WOW
[22:12] <lynx561> thats what happened when I tryed to get the gold version on rom
[22:12] <BionicCommando> duck tales iii rules
[22:13] <BionicCommando> yeah
[22:13] <Slayer988> Are you sure that is the url?
[22:13] <lynx561> it gave me Caveman games
[22:13] <Slayer988> Dammit
[22:13] <BionicCommando> 99% of the time it give you wrong games.
[22:13] <BionicCommando> no matter what verison
[22:13] <Slayer988> That is fact
[22:13] <BionicCommando> the rom you had was the only good copy.
[22:13] <BionicCommando> and you got rid of it
[22:13] <lynx561> I cant believe your friend found a working one
[22:14] <BionicCommando> you asshole.
[22:14] <Slayer988> Well I didn't know
[22:14] <BionicCommando> i think im going to sell the gold copy
[22:14] <BionicCommando> i like my silver copy more.
[22:14] <Slayer988> This game was a rare NES game
[22:14] <lynx561> We're the only people that have a copy and none of us ever ripped it to ROM format
[22:14] <BionicCommando> slayer you want my gold copy?
[22:14] <IIIPgCIII> ?
[22:14] <Slayer988> No thanks
[22:15] * BionicCommando drops his gold copy of duck tales III into a pool of acid
[22:15] <IIIPgCIII> http://66.78.45.243/pgc/ducktales3.JPG

[22:15] <IIIPgCIII> I got the shot!!!
PgC makes a quick and, quite obvious, fake screenshot of the game's title screen. At this time, Slayer remains silent and eventually leaves the room.

Days later, Qix decides to make Slayer aware of the prank:

<Qix> have you even play Ducktales 3?
<Slayer988> I did
<Qix> you did?
<Slayer988> 2 months ago
<Qix> funny, because actually, that game was never maid
<Qix> made, rather
<Slayer988> I don't remenber many stuff about this game
<Slayer988> But the graphics rocks

Even after Qix says straight out there was never a game called Duck Tales 3, Slayer refuses to believe him and continues to comment on the game.

<PgC> hahaha
<Slayer988> PgC
<PgC> yes sir
<Slayer988> Where is the rom?
<PgC> want to try and download it again?
<Slayer988> Yes
<PgC> sometimes its cavemangames though
<Slayer988> Anyway
<PgC> ok
<Qix> how can you get a for a game that never existed
<Slayer988> I want play Caveman Cames
<Qix> how can you get a rom for a game that never existed
<Slayer988> You can
<Slayer988> There's roms of prototype games
<PgC> http://66.78.45.243/pgc/DUCKTALES3.nes
<Qix> but those games exist
<Slayer988> Like Termiantor II and Blaster Master
<Slayer988> Let me try it
<PgC> my cane is at an amazing level
<Qix> Ducktales 3 was never planned
<Slayer988> This would take some mintutes
<Qix> so how can you get a rom for that?
<Slayer988> I dunno
<Qix> well you said you played it?
<Slayer988> MY favorite RPG site :
<Groxx> Really, we were just kidding- the game never existed
<Slayer988> www.rpg-zone.com

I try to speak the truth and end this as he tries to change topics.

<Slayer988> Yes it exist
<Slayer988> What about the pic PgC take?
<Groxx> No, it does not
<PgC> f
<PgC> a
<PgC> k
<PgC> e
<Qix> he made that himself
<Slayer988> Dammit
<Qix> ...
<PgC> ...
<Slayer988> You make me believe that

And the truth will set you frrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

<Groxx> Smile, you're on NESPlayer's Pranks section! :D
<Slayer988> Thank you
<Slayer988> Anyway
<Qix> thank you?
* PgC takes a picture
<Slayer988> Thanks for the ROM PgC
<Qix> what are you happy like yo got a loaf of bread
<Slayer988> Because at least I got Caveman Games though

There it is, this chapter ends and no one comes out of the experience feeling bad. I like happy endings.