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"Slackers and nerds get down to your hands and knees to worship the god-like Groxx and his panel of hatred!! Gwahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Groxx: Um. Did we forget our little chit-chat about being friendly and to not frighten our audience, sir?

"Gwahahaha diiiiiie Liquid ass Love!!"

Groxx: Whatever. <shows big phony smile> Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllo and allow me to be the first to-

Error: I am Error.

Groxx: Quite. Yes, we will get to introductions soon enough, Mr. Error. Ok, ok I HAD prepared a little speech, but it looks like someone poked holes in it...I'm looking in your direction, Mr. Announcer man carrying the large pointy spear.

"Gwahahaha!"

Groxx: So instead I'll tell you the gist about the show. We will be conducting debates on everything that is NES. That means its games, accessories, media, and even NES websites on the internet computey thing-a-ma-bob. But first I want to introduce our panal that will join in our discussions.

On my right is Mr. Grim Reaper that has been in the highly acclaimed Kid Icarus game.

Grim: Hello...Groxx. I look forward to participating in your pitiful attempt of a show.

Ah yes, how we love Mr. Reaper. Next up is the medieval knight Art that starred in the extremely successful RPG game that has spawned into a great series. Hello Mr. Art.

Art: How art thou, Sir Groxx? Art has lookth into thy sunset and thou lookth forward to thy fruits.

Thank you, Mr. Art, for the kind words. Now to my left we have Error. You have all ready introduced yourself, so gracelessly, is there anything else you would like to say?

Error: I am excite.

You took the words right out from my mouth. I am, too, excited about NES Hardball as much as you are! And speaking of excite..we have the world-renown motocross maniac: Guy from Excitebike!

Guy: H-hh--hhhhheeeelllooo Grrrrrrrroxxxx. Plll--leease excuse my speeeeeeeech..the the the the the...THE da-da-da-damage I've taken on my bike is a lot. My doc-doc-doct- doc toold me he was suprised I eeee-even survived.

I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Guy. Your speech is -um- fine, I can hardly even notice. Well, that's the end of our introductions and as it is the end of the sneak peek of the NES Hardball. Until next time!