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"Slackers and nerds get down to your hands and knees
to worship the god-like Groxx and his panel of
hatred!! Gwahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Groxx: Um. Did we forget our little chit-chat about
being friendly and to not frighten our audience,
sir?
"Gwahahaha diiiiiie
Liquid ass Love!!"
Groxx: Whatever. <shows
big phony smile> Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllo and
allow me to be the first to-
Error: I am Error.
Groxx: Quite. Yes, we will
get to introductions soon enough, Mr. Error. Ok,
ok I HAD prepared a little speech, but it looks
like someone poked holes in it...I'm looking in
your direction, Mr. Announcer man carrying the
large pointy spear.
"Gwahahaha!"
Groxx: So instead I'll
tell you the gist about the show. We will be conducting
debates on everything that is NES. That means
its games, accessories, media, and even NES websites
on the internet computey thing-a-ma-bob. But first
I want to introduce our panal that will join in
our discussions.
On my right is Mr.
Grim Reaper that has been in the highly acclaimed
Kid Icarus game.
Grim: Hello...Groxx. I
look forward to participating in your pitiful
attempt of a show.
Ah yes, how we love Mr.
Reaper. Next up is the medieval knight Art that
starred in the extremely successful RPG game that
has spawned into a great series. Hello Mr. Art.
Art: How art thou,
Sir Groxx? Art has lookth into thy sunset and
thou lookth forward to thy fruits.
Thank you, Mr. Art, for
the kind words. Now to my left we have Error.
You have all ready introduced yourself, so gracelessly,
is there anything else you would like to say?
Error: I am excite.
You took the words right
out from my mouth. I am, too, excited about NES
Hardball as much as you are! And speaking of excite..we
have the world-renown motocross maniac: Guy from
Excitebike!
Guy: H-hh--hhhhheeeelllooo
Grrrrrrrroxxxx. Plll--leease excuse my speeeeeeeech..the
the the the the...THE da-da-da-damage I've taken
on my bike is a lot. My doc-doc-doct- doc toold
me he was suprised I eeee-even survived.
I'm sorry to hear that
Mr. Guy. Your speech is -um- fine, I can hardly
even notice. Well, that's the end of our introductions
and as it is the end of the sneak peek of the
NES Hardball. Until next time!
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