EPISODE
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ROB:
Greetings NES fans and freaks! *BOP.* It is I, R.O.B, your
friendly family robot, with a new personality chip, and
now the host of The Tonite Show! *BEEP.*
Tonight is
our first episode -- and to start things off with a bang
-- we managed to get ahold of an imensely popular star.
*Boop.* I'm very excited about our special guest tonight.
*BEEE--* LINK! *BOP.*
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Crowd:
*cheers*
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ROB:
But first, I would like to give thanks to where it is needed
. . . to NESPlayer.com. *Beep.* They have given me the chance
of a lifetime by choosing me, little ol' me, to host The
Tonite Show. *BOP.* Thanks guys! *BEEEEP.*
(cough)nesplayerdotcomtodayforyournesgamingneeds(cough) |
Crowd:
*clapping*
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ROB:
Alright, now that I have that out, let us bring out tonight's
special guest. *BEEP.* LINK, come out and say hello! *Boop.*
Give a warm welcome to Link, folks! *BEEEEEEEE.* |
Crowd:
*cheering and clapping*
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Link:
*Walks on stage* HI R.O.B. HOW ARE YA, BUDDY! |
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ROB:
Uhm, welcome to the show, Link. *Bop.* How have you been doing?
*BEEEEEEP.* |
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Link:
JUST SUPER FINE, R.O.B! HOW ARE YOU, MY BESTEST FRIEND? |
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ROB.
..I'm good, I'm good. *Boop.* Soooo, I hear that
your two new Gameboy Color games are a huge success. *Bop.*
We're not here for that, though, let's talk old times. *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep.*
Ahem, excuse me. Which game did you enjoy doing more: The
Legend of Zelda or Adventure of Link? |
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Link:
....................(looking confused*) |
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ROB:
Ha ha, I'm sorry but I can't help myself. *Boop.* What is
with your clothes, Link? |
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Link:
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK, BUDDY!! I ENJOY COLORING MORE
THAN ANYTHING ELSE!!!! |
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ROB:
*Beep.* Really? |
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Link:
GOSH GEE YES! AND I COLORED MY CLOTHES ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT
COLORS! |
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ROB:
I see.. |
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Link: DO YOU
KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME IS? |
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ROB:
No. *Bop.* What is it, Link? |
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Link:
*pulls out game* |
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ROB:
Steve, can we get a shot of the game please? *Boop.* |
Crowd:
*gasps*
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ROB:
*BEEEEEEEEP.* WHAT IS GOING ON?? I don't like this kind of
sick humor. *BEEEEEP.* |
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Link:
HEE HEE! 'COLOR A DINOSAUR' IS A PLUS GREATNESS! ALL AGES
CAN ENJOY WHOLESOME FAMILY FUN BY COLORING HAPPY DINOSAURS!
AND BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY COPIES LEFT, YOU CAN ENJOY ALL
THE FUN OF 'COLOR A DINOSAUR' FOR ONLY $29.99 AT PARTICIPATING
STORES! (holds up game*) |
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ROB:
Stop that!! *BOOOP.* You're scaring our audience away! *BOOOP.*
I don't know who put you up to this, Link. |
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Link:
THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS! ONLY $29.99 IN STORES TODAY! GO TO YOUR
NEAREST VIDEO GAME STORE AND DEMAND YOUR COPY RIGHT NOW! (gestures
to game*) |
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ROB:
*BOP.* Steve, don't listen to him!! FOR THE LOVE OF THE NES,
ZOOM OUT-ZOOM OUT NOW! |
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ROB:
*Beep.* What the hell happened? What was that box you tripped
over? It better not have been my gyroids.. |
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ROB:
I KNEW IT! An empty Link Halloween costume mask! *BOOP.* You,
sir, are an imposter! |
Crowd:
*boos*
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Link:
........*nervous look* |
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ROB:
Let's see who you REALLY are..*pulls off Link mask* |
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Happy
Dinosaur: I HAD BUCKETS LOAD OF FUN, BUT I HAVE TO
GO! BYE-BYE BOYS AND GIRLS! |
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ROB:
Not so fast! *BEEEEE--* |
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ROB:
OH NO! Look what I have done. *Beep boop bop.* Poor, happy
dinosaur... I didn't mean for it to go that far.
The FBI will have my claws again for sure!
(deep breath*)
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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