Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!

	Harry: Me name's 'arry Potta.
	Mario: And I'm a your host. Me, Mario!

Crowd: *cheering and clapping*

	Harry: Beeg woop! Bloody Hell! Do YOU have your own cinema?
	Mario: A-yes.
	Harry: Oh darn.
	Mario: So, a let's start this talk show!
	Mario: So, Harry... What's it a like being a nerd?!
	Harry: ...
	Mario: ...
	Harry: Can I get some tea and crumpets ova ere?
	Mario: ...
	Harry: Can't a little English chap get some dollies for tea time?!
	Mario: A-Right....
	Mario: *Clears throat* So, Harry.... What's it a like being a nerd?!
	Harry: Mario, be a good chap and get Harry so-
	Mario: *Clears throat*
	Harry: Oh, it's amazing! I get lot of money, and I get cars, and I get bo-
	Mario: But you're a not old enough to drive!
	Harry: ... I live in England.
	Mario: A-Right...
	Mario: A-so, I a hear that you're a cheesy rip off.
	Harry: A-WHAT?!!
	Mario: Have you a ever heard of a Larry Potter?
	Harry: What?!!
	Mario: Maybe a THIS will refresh your memory.

	Harry: I told JK Rowlings not to do it! I swear!!
	Harry: *Sobs* All I ever wanted was to be famous. WAAAA!!!
	Mario: ...

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!

	Mario: Well, I a think we're outta time.
	Steve the camera man: Ughhh... Mario, we still got ten minutes!
	Harry: WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
	Harry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
	Mario: A-Shush.
	Harry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
	Mario: A-Shush!
	Harry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
	Mario: A-SHUSH!
	Harry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
	Mario: THATS-A-IT!!!
	Mario: POWER UP!!!
	Mario: A-RELEASE THE POWER!!! *pleut pleut*

Steve the camera man: Not again!!!

Background Screams: OAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It Burns!!! It Burns!!! You'll a think twice before a starring in another crappy book!!!

*pleut pluet*

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!