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"I
love the power glove. It's so bad." - Lucas
Power
Glove
If there was
an award given for the "most-hyped-but-totally-uselesss-video-game-accessory-of-all-time",
Mattel's Power Glove would win easily. What other game accessory
premieres in a nation-wide motion picture and sports a famous
toy company name on it?
As the late,
great Public Enemy would say: "Don't believe the hype."
Don't get me
wrong, the idea of a virtual reality device is in every Nintendo
fan's dreams but the execution and sheer uselessness of this
item made it a total flop.
Simple, plausible
scenario:
The year is 1988,
and you have just come home with a brand new Power Glove that
you bought at the local Kiddie City. You read the instructions
and each step. You read the instructions and each step, again.
You put the instructions pack in the box. You place the four
included sensors around on the floor. You turn on the only,
fully compatible glove game, 'Super Glove Ball'. You realize
it's hard and clumsy. You change the position of the sensors.
You change them again. And again. And again. You have the
patience of a 5-year old because...you are one. You play with
it for another four minutes. You then realize it sucks. Finally
you realize that in the future you will read reviews of video
game accessories before buying.
Quite honestly,
this accessory is complete junk. The only reedeeming quality
worth mentioning is the "elite" feeling while wearing
it - there's just a certain coolness obtained. Then I look
in the mirror and realize how much of a dork I look.
The Power Glove's
history starts out in a company called PAX in Japan. It was
first released for the Famicom but didn't sell too well and
put the company in bankrupt. Mattel came along and snatched
the rights to bring it state-side in a big promotion with
The Wizard movie. It's success is considered varied.
Although it did not sell pretty well, because of the 1 game
limit and really no use with any other games, it failed gameplay-wise
and thus overall. Oh, and price? It retailed for roughly a
hundred bucks. Who's so bad now, Lucas?

Nowadays 'the
glove' is a hot selection for NES collectors, like myself.
I picked up mine last year on eBay for $25 (which is in the
average price range of $23-35 depending on if instructions
or box is included). The only recent use for it is a conversation
piece. I read somewhere of a couple of Unix fans who made
a program that allows you to hook up the power glove to a
computer port and control the cursor on Linux boxes. Wow.
When Lucas said
that the Power Glove was bad, he wasn't kidding. (He seriously
meant bad.)

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